(Y/n POV)
Ok. So. The party is done and hisoka wanted to stay... I wonder why 🤥....
Um Chile anyways so, he said he wanted to spend more time with me. I can get why he wanted to. Obama broke up with him last week (read my story Obama x Hisoka and you you'll see why🙀🙀🙀.) Hisoka has been lonely ever since. We decided to go to McDonalds. Hisoka got me a happy meal with a very strange action figure...
"It's very uh, it's very interesting Hisoka-kun!" I say.
"Do you like it?" He says.
"Mhm! Totally!!!"
I fucking hate it.
Oh yeah update on Deidara he's in my basement watching videos of explosions.
Yoonbum, my driver picks us up and brings us home.
Ryuk, my shinigami appears behind my back.
"Bitch wtf do you want?" "Roach"
"YOU SAID YOU WOULD BE ME APPLES YOU LYING HOE LOOK IM ALL TWISTED UP LIKE A PRETZEL!!!!! I WILL EAT SANGWOOS ASHES AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR V-"
"S-sangwoo's ashes :(. Please don't I'll do anything! I love Sangwoo! Even though he tortured me."
"Fine but I won't eat them if I get my apples."
"Ok let's go to Gucci and get apples." Yoonbum says
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On the way to Gucci we ran over a squirrel- I think it was Alvin.
CLIFF HANGER AND BRUH WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS COMING FROM MY PHONE IS BLOWING UP