-June 10th 2000-
I look in my childhood bedroom mirror looking back at me as I'm wearing my wedding dress.
I smile at how I look as I hear a knock at the door.
Elizabeth:Yes?.
Kal:Its your Dad and bridesmaids.
Elizabeth:"Chuckles".Come in.
My father,Phoebe and Rachel enter my childhood bedroom and grin at me.
Kal:Agatha would just be so happy to see you dressed as beautiful as you are.
Elizabeth:Thanks dad.
Rachel:You look gorgeous.
Phoebe:Chandler's not gonna want to see you wearing that for to long.
Elizabeth:"Blushes".Phoebe Buffay!.
Kal,Phoebe:"Laughs".
Rachel:"Sings".All dressed in white.
Elizabeth:"Sighs".Okay I'm ready to go get married.
Soon my father is walking me down the isle made in the living room as "Here comes the bride" plays and I see Chandler at the end standing with the priest...After 10 minutes Chandler kisses me as we are announced Husband and Wife.
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-October 26th 2000-
At Monica and Zakery's and everyone are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
(Mac:Well if we learned one thing today C.H.E.E.S.E. is that cheerleaders and high explosives don’t mix.)
Joey:"Laughs".
(CHEESE:You can say that again Mac.
Mac:Well.I couldn’t have done it without you buddy.You’re a genius.
CHEESE:Oh yeah?.Well then how come I can’t get my VCR to stop blinking 12:00?.
They both break into a huge laugh.)
Joey laughs as he turns off the TV.
Joey:So what did you guys think?.
We all make happy faces and the phone rings and the race to answer it is won by Monica.
Monica:"Into phone".Hello?...Hold on please.Joey it’s your mom."Hands him phone".
Chandler:It’s your mommy.It’s your mommy.
Ross:Oh…
Rachel:That’s nice.
Joey:"Into phone".Mom so what did you think?.
Joey walks away allowing us a chance to figure out what we’re gonna say.
Rachel:Well that was um…Okay.
Ross:It wasn’t the best.
Zakery:That was one of the worse things ever.And not just on TV.
Monica:Wh-what are we gonna tell him?.
Ross:Well the lighting was okay.
Rachel:Oh no you don’t!.You got lighting last time lighting is mine!.
Monica:And I have costumes.
Ross:Oh great!.That means I’m stuck with, So we were watching you in there and you were sittin right here!.Whoa!.
Phoebe gets up.
Elizabeth:What are you gonna do Pheebs?.
Phoebe:I don’t know.I don’t know.I can’t lie to him again.Oh no i no!.I’m just gonna press my breasts up against him.
Chandler:And say nothing?.
Phoebe:Uhuh yeah that’s right.
Joey:"Hangs up".Wow!.Well my folks really liked it!.So what,what did you guys think?.
Phoebe smiles,walks up to him and presses her breasts against him.
Joey:It wasn’t that good.
*****************************************-November 2nd 2000-
At Central Perk Me and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball.
Ross:"To Chandler".Dude that reverse lay up.Oh…
Chandler;How about those three pointers?.
Ross:Amazing!.
Chandler:And those guys were this close to lettin us play this time too.
Ross and Chandler both sit down and Chandler sits by me.
Rachel:Hey look,look Phoebe’s talking to uh Cute Coffeehouse Guy.
Ross:Oh you guys call him Cute Coffeehouse Guy we call him Hums While He Pees.
Chandler:Yes and we call Ross Lingers In The Bathroom.
Phoebe:"Returns".Hey you guys Hums While He Pees just asked me out.
Elizabeth:Hey I thought that guy was married.
Phoebe:He is.But he’s getting divorced Ross.Maybe you know him.
Ross:It’s not a club.
Rachel:Phoebe if this guy’s going through a divorce is it such a good idea to start going out with him?.
Ross:Hey divorced men are not bad men.
Chandler:They have that on the napkins at the club.
I laugh at my husband's joke and he smiles at me then kisses my cheek making me blush.
Rachel:Oh I gotta get back to work.
Phoebe:You don’t have to be back for a half hour.
Rachel:Yeah but my assistant Tag does sit ups in the office during lunch.Oh I could just spread him on a cracker.
Elizabeth:Rach if you have a crush on this guy why would you hire him?.I mean y’know you can’t date him right?.
Rachel:Oh no I know that.I know that. Although we made a joke that we spend so much time together he should call me his work wife.
Ross:Soon he’ll be able to call yoy that lady he knew who got fired.
Rachel:I am not gonna get fired because I’m not gonna act on it.
Phoebe:So you wouldn’t mind if he was dating someone else?.
Rachel:Why?.Is he?.He is Isn’t he?.He’s dating that slut in marketing.
Ross:Maybe I should open a divorced men’s club.
Chandler:Dude that is so sad.
Ross:I could put uh,uh a basketball court in the back.
Chandler:Could I play?.
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-November 9th 2000-
Me,Phoebe,Rachel and Monica are at a Restaurant having brunch.
Monica:Okay the reason why I asked you guys out to brunch today is because I have been doing some thinking about who should be my maid of honor.
Rachel:Oh my God!.This is it!.
Rachel and Phoebe hold hands.
Rachel:"To Phoebe".I really hope it’s you.
Phoebe:I hope it’s you.
Rachel:Me too.
Monica:First of all um I love you guys so much and you’re both so important to me…
Rachel:Okay bla-bla-bla-bla!.Who is it?!.
Monica:Well um I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade of being maid of honor for each other. Like hypothetically.if Phoebe were mine…
Phoebe:Yes!.Oh!.
Elizabeth:Hypothetically.
Phoebe:Still.
Monica:If Phoebe were my maid of honor…
Rachel:Uhm.
Monica:Rachel would be Phoebe’s I would be Rachel’s that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.Elizabeth already had you both as hers.
Rachel:Yeah that’s actually a pretty good idea.
Phoebe:Yeah I’ll do that.So who gets to be yours?.
Monica:"Laughs".Well that’s the best part. Um you guys get to decide.
Phoebe:W-why is that the best part?.
Monica:Because then I don’t have ro.
Rachel:Well of course we will help you decide.We will do anything we can to help you.Now I would like to make a toast to the future Mrs.Dakery/Zakery Valens my best friend.and truly one of the nicest people that…
Monica:I’m really not deciding.
Rachel:Fine!.
A woman walks over to the table.
???:Excuse me I-I couldn’t help overhearing you’re marrying Zakery Valens formally known as Dakery?.
Monica:Yeah that’s right.
???:"Sarcastically".Huh good luck."Walks away".
Phoebe:Awe and good luck to you too!."To girls".What a nice lady!.