Elizabeth Monroe | Friends Fanfiction

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-April 27th 1995-

   At Monica and Rachel's everyone is looking at papers.

Joey:How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?.

Monica:I have no idea.But look how much they spent!.

Rachel:Monica would you calm down?.The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought.

Monica:I know.It's just such reckless spending.

Ross:I think when someone steals your credit card they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind.

Chandler:Wow what a geek.They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.

Monica:That's me.

Phoebe:Oh!.The yuk!.Ross he's doing it again!.

   Phoebe points to a lamp which is shaking behind the sofa.

Ross:Marcel stop humping the lamp!.Stop humping!.Now Marcel come back-

Marcel runs toward Rachel's room.

Ross:Come here Marcel-

Rachel:Oh no not in my room!.I'll get him."Goes in".

Elizabeth:Ross you've got to do something about the humping.

Ross:What?.It's,it's just a phase.

Chandler:Well that's what we said about Joey...

Ross:Would you all relax?.It's not that big a deal.

Rachel:"Yelling".Stop it!.Marcel!.Bad monkey!.

Ross:What?.

Rachel:Let's just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious.

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   At Monica and Rachel's Me and Monica are here hanging out as Phoebe and Rachel enter.

Rachel:Hey.

Phoebe:Hey.

Elizabeth:Hey.

Monica:Hi."Into phone".Hi uh yes this is Monica Geller.Um I believe I'm taking some classes with you and I was wondering what they were.

Phoebe:What are you doing?.

Monica:"Into Phone".Alright great.Thanks a lot."Hangs up".I'm going to tap class.

Elizabeth:What,what so that you can dance with the woman that stole your credit card?.

Monica:This woman's got my life I should get to see who she is.

Rachel:Go to the post office.I'm sure her picture's up...Okay Monica y'know what honey you're kinda losing it here!.I mean this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing.

Phoebe:This is madness.It's madness I tell you for the love of God,Monica,don't do it!...Thank you.

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   I enter Central Perk just in time to hear Chandler say...

Chandler:Yeah but that's like two blocks away from the beach.I mean it's a total party zoo.

   At that Phoebe,Monica and Rachel enters Central Perk.

Phoebe:Hey.We found her,we found the girl.

Chandler:What?.

Joey:Did you call the cops?.

Rachel:Nope.We took her to lunch.