SHINOBU's CULT🗣
ZENITSU⚡️:
HEY WAKE UP
INOSUKE🐗:
It's only been five minutes
since u created this chat
INOSUKE🐗:
So stfu
TANJIRO🌊:
Don't be mean ):
NEZUKO🎋:
where's Giyuu?
YOU:
GIRL—
SHINOBU🦋:
Oh!
SHINOBU🦋:
he's picking his nose rn
😏😏
SHINOBU🦋:
Also hi guys!!!
YOU:
Hellooo :D
ZENITSU⚡️:
Girl why u acting
like u don't know them?
🙄✋
ZENITSU⚡️:
Like u JUST saw them
SHINOBU🦋:
I-
SHINOBU🦋:
ALL I SAID WAS HI OMG
SHINOBU🦋:
U better sit down lover boy,
or else I'll humble u ☺️☺️
INOSUKE🐗:
Mf wym 'them'?
INOSUKE🐗:
If anything ur acting like
YOU don't know us 🥱🥱
TANJIRO🌊:
LMAOOO
ZENITSU⚡️:
omg shut up fancy fart
🙄🙄
INOSUKE🐗:
It's flatulence, get it right
dumbo
SHINOBU🦋:
I like inosuke, he's funny
ZENITSU⚡️:
Well u can have him
🥱🥱
YOU:
HES NOT FOR SALE
ZENITSU 😭😭
TANJIRO🌊:
^!
INOSUKE🐗:
I want bacon
SHINOBU🦋:
Aww how can u hate him?
):
ZENITSU⚡️:
U try dealing with him
everyday
SHINOBU🦋:
I'll trade you Giyuu for Inosuke
😌😌
GIYUU🌀:
No.
SHINOBU🦋:
So he lives 😪😪
GIYUU🌀:
Also, I don't pick my nose.
SHINOBU🦋:
Stop lying, pretty girls
don't like liars yknow
SHINOBU🦋:
Right, [y/n]? ☺️<3
YOU:
Uhh😳😳
YOU:
I mean I can make
an exception
ZENITSU⚡️:
HOLD ✋UP ✋
ZENITSU⚡️:
ARE U FLIRTING!!???
SHINOBU🦋:
^^!!! AAAAHH
GIYUU🌀:
.
YOU:
NOO LIKE
YOU:
LIKE HES MY FRIEND
GIYUU🌀:
[y/n]'s in this
group chat too?
SHINOBU🦋:
I swear u have
one brain cell
SHINOBU🦋:
YES UR WIFEY IS
THIS CHAT 🙄
GIYUU🌀:
*friend
ZENITSU⚡️:
💀💀💀💀
TANJIRO🌊:
Oh boy 😭
SHINOBU🦋:
Oh nah bby
this ain't it 💀
ZENITSU⚡️:
They could fr be holding hands
and STILL say they're just friends
😭😭
GIYUU🌀:
Friends can hold
hands too, yknow
GIYUU🌀:
Platonically speaking.
SHINOBU🦋:
Giyuu, this is why
no one likes you
INOSUKE🐗:
AAAHHAHAHAHA
GIYUU🌀:
😶
TANJIRO🌊:
That's FOUL LOL
YOU:
It's ok, I like u
😌😌
SHINOBU🦋:
Have y'all seen
his social media?
💀💀💀
GIYUU🌀:
Don't start.
ZENITSU⚡️:
LEMME SEEEE
TANJIRO🌊:
What's his @?
SHINOBU🦋:
It's @/giyuu.1
SHINOBU🦋:
It's basic ik smh
INOSUKE🐗:
He has a social media?
I thought he wouldn't
care about that
SHINOBU🦋:
I forced him to make one
☺️☺️
SHINOBU🦋:
NEZUKO🎋:
OMGG
Tanjiro does that too
TANJIRO🌊:
NEZUKO PLSS
ZENITSU⚡️:
WHAT LMAOO
GIYUU🌀:
I don't remember
this photo.
SHINOBU🦋:
I posted it for u
GIYUU🌀:
Hm 😶
YOU:
I like it 😳
ZENITSU⚡️:
U must be the
only one👴👴
GIYUU🌀:
Why did you post it?
SHINOBU🦋:
It captures ur sense
of humor silly ☺️
GIYUU🌀:
I mean [y/n] likes it, but
I don't know.
YOU:
What's wrong with
the photo?
SHINOBU🦋:
Nothing, he just always
nitpicks something minor
in the photo 😪😪
INOSUKE🐗:
Naahh u exposed him
having a tender moment
with water 💀💀
ZENITSU⚡️:
LMAOOOO
ZENITSU⚡️:
He's like that one guy
from this show
TANJIRO🌊:
U mean haruka
nanase from free?
ZENITSU⚡️:
Ofc u would know 💀💀
TANJIRO🌊:
NEZUKO WATCHES THAT
SHOW CHILL 😭😭
NEZUKO🎋:
Don't call me out smh
ZENITSU⚡️:
Nezuko, why watch animated
attractive men when u have
me😌😌✋
YOU:
So u admit
they're attractive?
ZENITSU⚡️:
AYE CHILL
NEZUKO🎋:
I don't want u tho
ZENITSU⚡️:
💔💔
SHINOBU🦋:
Someone had to
humble u 💀💀
GIYUU🌀:
Oh, [y/n]
I was going to text you
but I lost your number.
YOU:
I had a
feeling 😪😪
SHINOBU🦋:
Good thing I saved ur butt,
like always bc now u can text her
GIYUU🌀:
?
GIYUU🌀:
You always get me in trouble.
GIYUU🌀:
You were the reason
why I got detention.
😐
SHINOBU🦋:
OMGGF GUYS
SHINOBU🦋:
Let's hang out this weekend!!!
SHINOBU🦋:
A friend of ours is throwing a
small get together at his house
this weekend ☺️☺️
GIYUU🌀:
Our..?
SHINOBU🦋:
Rengoku
SHINOBU🦋:
Wait, ur probably not invited
bc he doesn't like u ☺️
GIYUU🌀:
Ok, I don't care.
ZENITSU⚡️:
YES WE'LL GO
INOSUKE🐗:
MF WHOS 'WE'?
TANJIRO🌊:
^!
ZENITSU⚡️:
COME ON ITLL BE FUN
YOU:
I was planning
to go anyway
SHINOBU🦋:
I'll tell him about y'all :D
INOSUKE🐗:
As long as there's food I'll go
YOU:
Not those
mfing nuggets
💀💀
INOSUKE🐗:
Not the crush on
a guy who's completely
clueless about it 🥱
ZENITSU⚡️:
GAH DAWM 👴
ZENITSU⚡️:
DONT ATTACK HER
LIKE THAT LOL
YOU:
🙄🙄✋
GIYUU🌀:
A crush? On who?
SHINOBU🦋:
Whos gonna tell him?
👀👀
TANJIRO🌊:
It's so obvious, Giyuu
😭😭😭
GIYUU🌀:
Not really.
YOU:
It's not important
to talk about
lololol
INOSUKE🐗:
This literally proved
my point 😈😈
NEZUKO🎋:
Giyuu I have one question :3
GIYUU🌀:
What is it?
NEZUKO🎋:
Are you single? 😳
TANJIRO🌊:
HUHHLMAOODJS
INOSUKE🐗:
Blond bitc
come get ur girl 🙄
ZENITSU⚡️:
💀💀💀💔
NEZUKO🎋:
Nooo :(
NEZUKO🎋:
I'm being a
wingwoman :3
ZENITSU⚡️:
Oh thank GOOODD
ZENITSU⚡️:
I thought I'd have to fight
Giyuu for ur affections
YOU:
You'd lose anyway
😌😌
ZENITSU⚡️:
Girl don't u got something
ELSE to worry about
YOU:
That's not important
NEZUKO🎋:
Yes it is ☺️
NEZUKO🎋:
So, Giyuu?
GIYUU🌀:
Uhhh..😶
SHINOBU🦋:
HAHAHAHAH
SHINOBU🦋:
Yes he's single,
He's just too shy to
admit it 🥱🥱
SHINOBU🦋:
Right, Tomioka? ;)
GIYUU🌀:
Was it important?
SHINOBU🦋:
YES we're talking
about it rn
SHINOBU🦋:
Ur kinda slow Giyuu
GIYUU🌀:
No, i just chose not
to pay attention.
INOSUKE🐗:
Same thing mf
TANJIRO🌊:
Ino..nows not the time
😭😭
ZENITSU⚡️:
There's no shame in
being single yknow
ZENITSU⚡️:
since [y/n] is also single
☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
YOU:
ZENITSU WTF
TANJIRO🌊:
He acting like she won't
drag him to the gates of
hell and back😪😪
SHINOBU🦋:
LMAO
GIYUU🌀:
I always thought it was strange
how [y/n] has a decent
amount of secret admirers,
yet she's single.
NEZUKO🎋:
It's bc boys are stinky :(
INOSUKE🐗:
🙄🙄 at least we don't
have cooties
NEZUKO🎋:
That's rich coming from
a guy who firmly BELIEVES
that kissing will get u pregnant
😪😪
ZENITSU⚡️:
KAHSHAHSHASH
ZENITSU⚡️:
THATS MY GIRRRLL
😩😩😩😩💞💞💓
💞❤️❤️💛💛
TANJIRO🌊:
NEZUKO 🤭🤭
SHINOBU🦋:
HAHAHA NICE ONE
SHINOBU🦋:
But yea I thought it was
strange how ur
still single [y/n] 😳😳
GIYUU🌀:
Maybe she's waiting
for the right person.
ZENITSU⚡️:
Like a soulmate😩
YOU:
I mean I wouldn't say no
if the right person asked
YOU:
Hes just rlly clueless 😌
GIYUU🌀:
What's his name?
SHINOBU🦋:
ANYWAYYYYY 😳😳
SHINOBU🦋:
do u guys have any game
suggestions for the small
party this weekend? :D
ZENITSU⚡️:
OOO OO
TANJIRO🌊:
Anything but
truth or dare 😭😭
ZENITSU⚡️:
Lame 😪😪
INOSUKE🐗:
Ur lame smh
GIYUU🌀:
Wait, am I really not invited?
SHINOBU🦋:
Ask rengoku 💀💀
or check the main gc
we have with him
GIYUU🌀:
Okay.
YOU:
We'll figure out
some games to play
TANJIRO🌊:
^^!
ZENITSU⚡️:
Idc, I will advocate
for truth or dare😩✋
INOSUKE🐗:
Only if u don't ask such LAME
Questions 🙄
ZENITSU⚡️:
Our trust me,
I've been preparing for it
ZENITSU⚡️:
Right, [y/n]? 🤭
YOU:
Must be just you bc I don't
recall doing any of that
🥱🥱
SHINOBU🦋:
LOL
SHINOBU🦋:
[y/n] is so funny
and cute 🥰
SHINOBU🦋:
I can see why she
has some admirers
INOSUKE🐗:
I don't get the hype
YOU:
Shut up mf
YOU:
Let me have my
moment of praise
🙄🙄
ZENITSU⚡️:
Just say it's a kink
and go, miss 🤪🤪
TANJIRO🌊:
DUDDDE
TANJIRO🌊:
DONT EMBARRASS
HER LIKE THAT😡😡
INOSUKE🐗:
KMFAOOOOO
NEZUKO🎋:
No [y/n] slander
is allowed >:(
GIYUU🌀:
I didn't read what
zenitsu said, I promise.
SHINOBU🦋:
Keep telling urself that 💀💀
———
Y'all actually like
reading this? 🏃♂️🏃♂️
ok bye