No POV
We pick up an hour after the previous chapter and we get our sights on everyone outside of the office while two firefighters left the building after extinguishing the fire, Blitz was talking to Ms. Mayberry who was in a taxi while Loona was on her phone, Millie and Moxxie were both standing beside Blitz while Y/n sat on the ground drinking from a flask, his bandages wrapped back around his torso again
Blitz: "Bye! And don't worry, we'll get that skank in less than twenty-four hours or your first kill is free!"
without any response from Ms. Mayberry, the taxi then sped off down the road while he waved goodbye, a strained smile on Blitz's face while Moxxie questioned the deal he just made
Moxxie: "When did we start implementing that deal?"
Blitz: "When you set fire to office in front of a Client, you fucking dick shit! Now someone please tell me that fancy book is still intact!"
Loona was still texting someone on her phone when she decided to answer him
Loona: "You mean our only ticket to the other side? Yeah, we got it. Y/n and I were the last ones out for a reason"
Loona then presented the book with her free hand as she showed it to Blitz while putting her phone away and Blitz quickly made his way over to them
Blitz: "And that's why you're my favorites you get a treat now"
Blitz then pulled out a dog treat from his pocket and presented it to Loona who looked disgusted at it
Loona: "Ew, stop"
Hearing this, Blitz then tossed the treat into the air and his tongue shot from his mouth like a frog and grabbed the treat before pulling it into his mouth and started eating in front of her, much to her disgust
Loona: "You're so gross!"
Blitz: "Oh stop it, I get enough of that from my therapist"
with the book open, Millie drew a pentagram on the side of the building in chalk and a portal opened up to the living world
Blitz: "Now let's go lick some ass!"
Millie: "The expression is Kick some ass, blitz"
Millie finished her sentence with two finger guns pointed at Blitz before she entered the Portal while Blitz followed in second
Blitz: "Mine's better"
Once he entered the third person to enter was Moxxie who simply said exasperated
Moxxie: "Oh fuck"
And with Moxxie through the portal, the last to go was Y/n who had tugged at his bandages to make sure they were secure before stepping through, the portal closing not long after and the four of them stood outside the home of their target, a large plot of land with a fairly big sized wooden cabin in the middle with a stone path that lead to a wooden pier
the four of them then jumped over the fence and made their way to the right side of the house, Millie, Moxxie, and Blitz all diving into the bushes under the window while Y/n stuck to the wall and looked through the window as Blitz rose out of the bushes and looked through the same window
Blitz: "that's gotta be her! Ohohoh this is too easy! Y/n, you want this one?"
Y/n: "How about you let Moxxie take this one?"
Hearing this, a happy expression found it's way onto the smaller Imp's face at being offered to pull the trigger on the target
Moxxie: "Me?"
Y/n: "Yeah, this should be an easy one for you"
Now, Moxxie then decided to take a look through the window with a smile that then faded as he saw what looked to be an innocent family inside, the family included a Mother, a Father, their two children, and an urn filled with ashes as they sat down to begin dinner
Blitz: "It's just a happy mother who just got out of the hospital"
While Moxxie continued to have doubts about whether or not he was going to do it, Blitz suddenly spoke up
Blitz: "Snooze ya loose Mox, I've got you, you bitch, how about You Y/n?"
Y/n: "By all means, take the shot"
Blitz then took aim with a Sniper that only god knows where he got it from at the mother who was still acting innocent as Moxxie voiced his concern
Moxxie: "Wait, are we actually killing a family?!"
Y/n: "Fuck no, we've been hired to kill the mother, not the whole family"
Blitz: "Y/n's right, don't be a puss. We're ruining a family!"
Moxxie: "Hold on, let's just talk this through-"
Moxxie then tried to stop Blitz from taking the shot but the moment he moved the gun, Blitz had pulled the trigger and it sent the bullet off course and hitting one of the many mirrors on the wall, alerting the family inside
Mother: "What was that Ralhpie?!"
Ralphie: "I don't know Martha, but whatever it is...They're gonna be 'morrow nights dinner!"
With an evil grin, the father now identified as Ralphie then stood from the table and pulled out a double barreled shotgun from under the table as the Target, now identified as Martha did the same, before grabbing a glass of wine and drinking the lot of it and smashing the glass on the ground
Martha: "Alright kids, guns out!"
Hearing this, the kids smiled evilly and the son pulled a revolver from under his animal skin hat while the daughter retrieved a pump-action shotgun from under the table
Ralphie: "Looks like we got some rabbit to catch young'uns"
Outside, Y/n was watching the lot of them arm up while Blitz looked pissed at Moxxie who was having a panic attack
Blitz: "What the FUCK was that Moxxie?!"
Moxxie: "I'm sorry! they just seemed so wholesome and happy, I panicked!"
Blitz: "Oh who the fuck's innocent Moxxie? from the moment of birth, you're already a parasite leeching off your momma's tits so get the fuck over yourself you baby dick prick!"
BOOM
They were forced to stop their conversation when the wall they were hiding behind was blown apart, resulting in Blitz getting a piece of buckshot in his arm as black blood splattered on the ground and he held his arm in pain
Blitz: "Ah! a new hole, scatter!"
Hearing the order, Y/n scaled the wall of the house to get to the roof while Blitz and Millie jumped out of the bushes to escape right as the window was blown to bits and Martha and Ralphie vaulted over the hole in their wall in pursuit of the two imps, however, when Moxxie tried to escape, his tail was grabbed by the children who then knocked him unconscious and dragged him inside
With Millie we see her impressively avoiding each of the shots that Ralphie fired at her until she dived into the water at the end of the pier
Ralphie: "Where'd you go little critter?"
As he got closer to the dock, Ralphie lowered his gun and instead, opted to using an empty beer bottle to use as a weapon
Ralphie: "Ya'll can't hide long from me"
Underneath the dock, Millie rose her head out from under the water with her knife being carried in her mouth as she looked upwards before shooting through the dock and landing behind Ralphie with her knife in hand and a wide grin on her face
She then dodged the first swing from Ralphie and made her way behind him where she leaped up with her knife in the air ready to fatally strike him from behind but before she could, Ralphie quickly turned around and struck Millie on the side of her face, shattering the bottle and knocking her to the ground as she slowly lost consciousness, the last thing she saw was Ralphie's evil grin as he loomed over her
With Moxxie, we begin with him slowly gaining consciousness only to find himself tied to the chair that was made out of human remains and he looked at the two children in the room with him as their grins grew twice as big at the fear on his face
Moxxie: "Oh, well hello little ones, aren't you cute-"
Both kids: "It's nice to have a new critter to play with"
Moxxie only then realized the extent of the danger he was in when he actually looked around the room to see the walls lined with taxidermy corpses of previous victims
Moxxie: "Oh... Crumbs"
Meanwhile, outside on the roof, we get a glimpse of Y/n who was looking around, trying to see if he could spot anyone but the entire yard was empty for a moment Ralphie was seen walking towards the forest with an unconscious Millie being dragged along the ground by her leg
Y/n: "The country hick took down Millie? fuck, alright I need to deal with him first""
While he was busy trying to spot anyone else, Y/n failed to notice a hatch behind him open up as Martha rose up out of it and stood behind him and take aim at him with her shotgun but before she could pull the trigger, Y/n's tail wrapped around her ankle and with one swift pull, tripped her over, making her misfire into the sky while Y/n quickly rose to his feet and faced the deranged mother with a smirk
Y/n: "So tell me, were you always like this? or did that little lead gift Ms. Mayberry gave you start this whole lifestyle of Ed Gein imitations?"
Martha: "Mayberry? you mean that woman who nearly killed me has something to do with this?"
Martha then gestured to the bandage wrapped around her head and Y/n nodded his head
Y/n: "She sure fucking was, hoo boy was she pissed at even just the thought of you. We're here to finish what she started"
Martha: "Is that so little devil? well i'm afraid she's surely going to be disappointed when I send you back to hell in tiny little pieces!"
Y/n: "Bring it you fucking psycho"
Martha then took aim again with the shotgun and fired but Y/n leaped high into the air to avoid it, on his way down, he stuck one foot outwards as it made contact with Martha's face and sent her stumbling back a few steps while Y/n landed on the roof again
Y/n: "All out of shells sweetheart, better hope you're good at fighting with your fists"
Martha then ejected the shells from the gun before tossing directly at Y/n who batted it to the side and off the roof, this quick distraction however gave Martha a chance to kneel down and raise the left leg of her pants and grab a knife from the sheathe wrapped around her calf.
Martha then rushed towards Y/n and began to swing wildly, the first two strike missed and it gave him enough time to counter with a punch to the gut, causing her to hold stomach for a few moments before she swung again, this time scoring a slash against his arm as he grunted in pain and black blood oozed from the wound
Y/n: "Fuck, that's gonna leave a scar"
Martha: "Aww, I'm sorry Darlin' I can make the pain go away if you want? you just have to let me put this knife through yer pretty little skull~"
Y/n: "Nah I'm good, I'll live, I'd rather endure a little pain if I can keep having this much fun! I've been so stressed lately and needed to unwind so this is just perfect!"
Hearing this, Martha's maniacal smile turned to a Devious smirk as she put both hands on her hips
Martha: "Oh is that so? well I know a better way to unwind that's better than what we're doing right now. One that the both of us will surely enjoy if you catch my meaning~"
Y/n: "...I'd rather not. On a similar note you wouldn't happen to know how to cure Syphilis, would you?"
Martha: "A single intramuscular injection of long acting Benzathine penicillin G should do it if they're primary, secondary or early latent syphilis stages- wait, why did you assume I know how to treat Syphilis?"
Y/n: "I just figured you know a thing or two about them cause you know...you're a whore"
Hearing this, Martha was silent as her eye twitched violently before screaming and throwing down her knife and reaching into her pocket and pulling out a knife designed for gutting deer
Martha: "forget sending you back to Satan, I'm gonna keep you and fucking gut you before turning you into a rug!"
Y/n: "Good luck, because you'll have to catch me first!"
Y/n then took off, leaping off the roof and landing on the ground as he started running on all fours towards the forest while Martha rushed downstairs and grabbed an Elephant rifle from one of the mounted weapons and loading a 500. Nitro round into it and grabbing several more rounds along with some shells for her Shotgun before walking out the front door and picking up her shotgun and reloading it before slinging it onto her back and stalking towards the forest
Inside the forest we see Blitz who was hiding amongst the trees, everything was quiet for a moment before a screaming noise was heard originating from his pocket and he quickly pulled out a phone and answered it
Blitz: "Stolas, this is a really bad time!"
Elsewhere back in hell, we get the sight of Stolas who was relaxing in a luxurious bathroom with various constellations floating around him and burning candles being the main source of light
Stolas: "When isn't it a bad time Blitzy~?
Blitz: "What is it?"
Stolas: "I've been meaning to follow up on our last little conversation regarding my grimoire"
Stolas then popped one of the floating bubbles, this one showing Blitz who was on the phone with him in real time
Blitz: "What did you just call me?!"
Stolas: "My book Blitzy. The book I was given to do my job. That I have allowed you to use to do yours~"
in the distance, the loud gunshot echoed throughout the forest as Blitz ducked down out of fear that it was directed at him but soon stood up when the gunshots got further and further away
Stolas: "Anywho, you know I've been thinking, you know how I have been permitting you to access the mortal real less than legally for some time now? But I do need it back to fulfill my duties, I was thinking. What if we worked out some kind of exchange? Favors for favors? doesn't that sound...Enticing~?"
Blitz: "Quit using your fancy rich people talk, I'm trying to not get fucked in my A!"
Stolas: "Then let me keep it simple, once a month, on the full moon you return the book to me followed by a night of Passionate fornication~ And you get to keep it all the rest of the time, hm? sound fair my little Imp?"
Blitz: "Fine, whatever!"
Stolas: "Oh Blitz I'm so excited~! I cannot wait to feel your slimy **** Inside of my ***, ****-"
The conversation was cut short when the bushes near Blitz rustled and he nearly got ready to run when out stumbled Y/n who looked like hammered shit, his bandages were torn and bloody as he had several small open wounds from the blast of buckshot, his hair was damp and stained black while one of his horns was completely missing. he then slumped against the tree across from Blitz who looked at Y/n in shock
Blitz: "What the fuck happened to you Y/n?"
Y/n: "That bitch we were meant to kill is a great shot, that's what"
Blitz was about to speak up again but Y/n Shushed him and pointed to the left where they could see Martha walking through the forest, now with only her shotgun in hand, her clothes slightly torn revealing fresh scratches and cuts underneath and her hair a ragged mess
Martha: "Where are you~? I know you're out here!"
Looking around, Y/n spotted a small rock which he grabbed and tossed it into the tree branches in the opposite direction, getting Martha's attention as she fired at the branches and ran in that direction
Y/n: "But she's dumber than a sack of bricks some times"
the two of them chuckled right before they heard a twig snap and Y/n looked, only to receive a cowboy boot to the face, knocking him unconscious while Blitz Received the butt of Ralphie's shotgun to the neck, pinning him to the tree
Ralphie: "So this is where you two critters were hidin' time to send ya'll back where you came from hell spawn!"
Blitz was then knocked unconscious when Ralphie gave him a headbutt before everything went black
some time later we get the sight of Blitz, Y/n, and Millie all tied to a strange obelisk with Ralphie pouring gasoline all over them as Martha then approached the site and saw the three of them
Martha: "Well now, ain't this a surprise? Here I was lookin' for you all over these woods when you were right here Darlin' you had me worried"
Ralphie: "Sorry 'bout that Darlin' wanted to-"
Martha: "Not you sweetie, the grey one there. Cut him down will you? I'm gonna turn him into a nice new rug for the living room"
Ralphie: "But Darlin' his skin's damaged and wet with gasoline. there'd be too many holes in the rug for it to last more than a week at most"
Martha then approached Y/n who had a shit eating grin on his face while she got closer to him and grabbed him by the torso as she roughly examined his injuries, earning a hiss of pain from the Imp
Y/n: "Hey, Hey, careful!"
seeing the extent of his injuries, Martha grunted in frustration before she stepped back
Martha: "Well shit, ah well, looks like you'll be joining your friends. Ralphie, get me the torch will you sweetie?"
Ralphie: "Already got it Darlin' here you go"
Ralphie then handed Martha a wooden torch and lit it on fire, an evil expression settling on both of their faces
Blitz: "Oh I had that fucking shot, god damnit Moxxie!"
Y/n: "Millie, when we get out of this, I am giving Moxxie a solid punch straight to the ribs for fucking up like this"
Martha: "Satan! We return your FILTHY creatures back to the pits of hell! May the root of evil remain honored as we continue thy work!"
With Martha's speech done, she then tossed the burning torch onto the large pile of gas covered sticks under Y/n, Millie, and Blitz, causing a large inferno to erupt as it was all silent apart from the crackling of the flames as Martha and Ralphie looked confused at the lack of screams and the smug look on Y/n and the bored expressions on Millie and Blitz before the silence was broken by Blitz speaking without any sign of pain despite being set on fire
Blitz: "Yeah that's not exactly how it works lady sorry, your fire doesn't really hurt us but I mean, I could fake it if that'll get your dick hard"
Y/n: "A for effort though"
Martha: "Oh...Shit! Well, I'll just shoot ya in your smartass mouth!"
Blitz: "That would be more effective"
Millie & Y/n: "Blitz!"
As Martha took aim, the three closed their eyes waiting for the gunshot before a scream could be heard, followed by a gunshot and they opened their eyes to see a large hole form in Marth's skull before she dropped dead, courtesy of a sniper rifle bullet from Moxxie who stood a fair distance away from them and he began to rush over to the group and began to untie them
Millie: "Moxxie!"
Blitz: "You're not getting your god damn paycheck for this one Mox!"
Y/n: "C'mon, untie me so I can punch you for fucking up an easy job"
Once everyone was untied, Moxxie and Millie hugged each other while Y/n waited patiently for them to separate before punching Moxxie in the ribs as hard as he could, although it wasn't strong enough to do any real harm as he was tired from running through the woods earlier. Meanwhile, Ralphie stumbled backwards from the group as he tripped over his dead wife's body and then started running back to the house
Blitz: "Oh yeah thanks, I'm fine!"
Seeing Blitz on the ground as he still had a hole in his arm, Moxxie helped him to his feet while Millie stopped Y/n from falling over due to fatigue and his injuries
Moxxie: "I'm sorry sir, I compromised our objective and put us in harm's way. I won't happen again, I promise"
Blitz then quickly pulled Moxxie into a hug with a smile that soon turned into a threatening glare as he hugged him tighter
Blitz: "Apology accepted, but if you ever pull a stunt like this again, I will fuck you and your wife!"
Y/n: "Let's just get home already. I need to get everything checked out"
Blitz then pushed Moxxie away while Millie was cheering behind the three of them while Blitz then reached into his jacket and pulled out a small stuffed horse before smiling at it and then putting it away and pulling out a phone
Moxxie: "Uh yeah give me a moment, I need to get something from the house"
Blitz: "Ok fine but hurry up-Loona! We're ready to come home dear"
While Moxxie left to grab whatever it is he left behind, a portal opened up near the body of Martha and the first to go through was Y/n and Millie who helped him to a couch before going back through the portal to wait for her husband alongside Blitz. Meanwhile, Y/n stood up from the couch and walked by Loona and towards the door
Loona: "Hey Y/n, where're you going?"
Y/n: "getting fresh bandages and something strong to drink, I'll be downstairs"
And with that, Y/n walked out the office and made his way downstairs to his floor where he entered and threw the bandages into a bin by the door and before opening a cupboard with stacks of bandage rolls and wrapped some around his torso tightly, grunting in pain as it pressed against his wounds before opening a fridge and grabbing the nearest bottle of alcohol and poured himself a glass and began to drink it
And that's the end of this chapter and the first episode of the show, I hope you all liked it. let me know what you all thought about it and of any mistakes or if there's something that needs to be removed and I'll try and fix it as soon as possible