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-ˋˏ 𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 ˎˊ-
↳ chapter thirty-four„
· ━━━━━━ ୨💌୧ ━━━━━━ ·
❝ abort mission ❞
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-ˋˏ irl! ˎˊ-
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"Wilbur," Malak gasped. "That's such a good plot twist."
She sat on a discord call with Niki, Wilbur, Tommy, and Tubbo.
"Thank you," beamed Wilbur. "I am a very smart man indeed."
"What about us?" Tommy scowled. "We're in on it too!"
"Yes, Tommy," Malak chuckled. "You all made such a good job coming up with this whole story line. It is amazing, the viewers will not be disappointed."
"If you want, we can add you to the plot?" Tubbo suggested excitedly.
"That is a very kind offer, thank you, Tubbo," Malak smiled sadly. "But I'll have to decline because I'm just so busy these days."
"Oh? We could've added a bit of romance to the play," chuckled Wilbur. "Too bad."
"Romance?" Malak asked. "What's that have to do with me? Besides, the plot's perfect the way it is."
"Yeah," Tommy agreed. "But you would've been a good character! You are studying acting after all."
"I'll be sure to help you guys whenever I can, I promise."
"I haven't yet thought of an interesting ending," Wilbur said.
"Don't worry, Will," Niki jumped in. "I'm sure you'll figure something out."
"What surprised me the most is that both Techno and Schlatt agreed to this," Malak pointed out. "They're the last people I'd expect to roleplay."
"True," Tubbo nodded. "But Techno did it for the clout."
"Of course, only for the self-promotion."
"Schlatt is just bored."
"That's understandable."
"I'm curious," Wilbur thought. "When are you going to log back on? It has been four to five weeks."
"I don't know," Malak shrugged. "When I feel like it, maybe. Not everyone was happy with me joining the SMP at first."
"Don't listen to them," Niki quickly interjected. "You're the best thing that's happened on the SMP."
"Awh, Niki," Wilbur cooed. "Anyways, I heard from a little bird that you've been giving the Dream Team hell."
"Not necessarily," Malak replied. "I've just told them that I've forgiven them and now they think I'm up to something."
"Are you up to something, though?" Wilbur asked, unsure.
"No," Malak cracked up. "I just want them to think I am, psychological torture."
"You are terrifying, woman," Tommy laughed. "Brilliant but terrifying."
"Thank you, Tommy," Malak grinned.
"Dream logs on every day to make sure you haven't planted any TNT under the community house again," Tubbo informed them. "You didn't hear this from me."
Tommy laughed even louder.
"When are you going to tell them?" Niki questioned.
"They'll figure it out, eventually," Malak responded.
"Hopefully not," Tommy added.
"So the Election is today?"
"Yes," Tubbo replied to Malak. "It all goes downhill in an hour or so."
"Then go and get ready!" Malak urged them. "What are you guys waiting for?"
"Oh, alright," Tommy grumbled. "Wish us luck!"
"You won't be needing it," Malak bit her lip. "You're losing anyway."
Wilbur and Niki burst out laughing.
"Now that is just rude!" Tommy gaped.
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-ˋˏ twt! ˎˊ-
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Karl :) | @KarlJacobs_ · 6hr
Are you a traffic sign because stop
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Malak | @Phe0niX
Instructions unclear, @Sapnap can't read
↳ Sapnap | @Sapnap
now that's just mean
↳ Malak | @Phe0niX
ok and?
↳ User 1 | @username1
@Sapnap F
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User 2 | @username2
banger tweet
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Malak | @Phe0niX
hello user KarlJacobs_
↳ Karl :) | @KarlJacobs_
Hello user Phe0niX 👋
↳ Malak | @Phe0niX
how are you on this fine day?
↳ Karl :) | @KarlJacobs
Great👍 thanks for asking
↳ Sapnap | @Sapnap
@Phe0niX stop talking to my fiancé
↳ Malak | @Phe0niX
@Sapnap your what now?
↳ Karl :) |@KarlJacobs_
you are invited to our wedding btw
↳ Sapnap | @Sapnap
@Phe0niX yes you should be my best man
↳ Malak | @Phe0niX
@Sapnap omg ofc I'll be the best best man
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User 3 | @username3
not Sapnap asking Malak to be his best man
↳ Dream | @Dreamwastaken
smh
↳ Sapnap | @Sapnap
@Dreamwastaken I didn't wanna choose between my homies
↳ George | @GeorgeNotFound
@Sapnap you could've chosen the both of us
↳ Malak | @Phe0niX
@GeorgeNotFound it's the ✨jealousy✨ for me
↳ User 3 | @username3
@Phe0niX STOP 💀
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User 4 | @username4
can we PLEASE talk about the election and how SCHLATT fucking won
↳ User 1 | @username1
can we talk about how he BANISHED Wilbur and Tommy
↳ User 5 | @username5 the biggest plot twist of the century D:
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Malak | @Phe0niX · 5hr
Someone asked me what's the most embarrassing thing that has happened to me and LET ME TELL YOU MFS
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Technoblade | @Technothepig
tell us what
↳ User 1 | @username1
Idk
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George | @GeorgeNotFound
I'm still waiting
↳ Technoblade @Technothepig
it's been FIVE hours
↳ User 2 | @username2
@technothepig why are you counting them
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BBH | @Badboyhalo
LANGUAGE
↳ TommyInnit | @Tommyinnit
BITCH
↳ BBH | @Badboyhalo
TOMMY
↳ Tubbo | @Tubbolive
it literally means dog 😐
↳ TommyInnit | @Tommyinnit
so you are not gonna let me say dog anymore too?!!
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Dream | @Dreamwastaken
yes...?
↳ Sapnap | @Sapnap
she left a few thousand people on read
↳ User 3 | @username3
@Dreamwastaken @Sapnap reminding the both of you that you are on thin fucking ice.
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Ryan | @RyanEvans
AYO🔊AYO🔊AYO🔊
↳ Nolan | @NolanEvans
YOU🔊LEFT🔊MFS🔊ON🔊READ🔊
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Samantha | @SamanthaStewart
OH MY GOD BAHAHAHAHA
↳ Zayn | @Zayn1999
she told you about it too?
↳ Samantha | @SamanthaStewart
yessir
↳ Zayn | @Zayn1999
😳😂
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Quackity | @Quackity
SPEAK PUTA
↳ User 4 | @username4
what is Alex even doing here
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User 5 | @username5
It's me, I'm someone
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-ˋˏ dscrd! ˎˊ-
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# general 1ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ👥️️
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━━━━━ October 2020 ━━━━━
Tommy
WOMAN
Menace
Which one?
Malak
TUBBO
Malak
💀
Menace
Did I say something wrong?
Big Bitch
It's okay, Tubbo
Menace
:o
Technoblade
Wilbur, why is your nickname Big Bitch?
Eret
Welcome to the Dream SMP Techno 👋
Malak
yes, welcome!
Slimer
You left us on read btw
Slimer
Friendly reminder
↱ Technoblade Wilbur, why is your nickname Big Bitch?
Schlatt
because he is a big bitch
Malak
^
Big Bitch
I'm so offended
Pretty Boy
Did she just ignore you?
Schlatt
I am an offensive person
Quackity
HAHAHA
Schlatt
you know
Schlatt
because I look so good
Malak
😭😭
Schlatt
I'm so good looking that the first thing people notice when I approach them is the audacity
Malak
I'M DEAD
Schlatt
how festive
Malak
STOP IT WTF
Pretty Boy
I'm confused
Tubbo
It's October
Quackity
It took me a minute but AHAHAHA
Eret
that's hilarious
Big Bitch
Lol
Slimer
I'm being ghosted
Schlatt
Happy Halloween!
Menace
BIG LAUGH
Menace
BIG LAUGH
Menace
BIG LAUGH
Tommy
SAY IT LOUDER TUBBO!!
Slimer
@Malak please, stop ignoring Mr
Slimer
I'll do anything
Tommy
that's sad
Quackity
agreed
Menace
🤭
Schlatt
alright
Schlatt
I'm back
Quackity
when did you even leave??
Malak
wb, where'd you leave to?
Schlatt
I got arrested
Menace
:o
Schlatt
Yeah
Menace
what for?
Schlatt
drugs
Schlatt
but they let me go
Schlatt
I told the judge: all the cocaine in the world and your nose is still in my business?
Schlatt
he let me go
Big Bitch
ah, nice
Malak
Interesting
Menace
cocaine?
Tommy
What's that?
Tommy
Is it a drug?
Schlatt
Yeah
Tommy
why would they put their nose in cocaine?
Schlatt
To sniff it??
Tommy
Why the fuck would you sniff drugs???
Malak
NAHHHH
Quackity
AHAHAHA
Sapnap
AYO🔊AYO🔊AYO🔊
Malak
👋
Sapnap
YOU🔊LEFT🔊MFS🔊ON🔊READ🔊
Malak
I did?
Slimer
Finally!
Malak
DREAM
Slimer
MALAK
Sapnap
DREAM
Sapnap
SAPNAP
Pretty Boy
F
Malak
DREAM ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Slimer
MALAK ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Technoblade
😐😑😐
Tommy
This doesn't happen every day
Menace
Yeah
Menace
we don't know what's happening
Malak
hi, Dream
Slimer
Hello 👉👈
Malak
so I heard you'd do anything if I replied to you
Slimer
😳
Tommy
THIS ISN'T DMS
Quackity
❗ABORT MISSION 🔞
Pretty Boy
❗ABORT MISSION 🔞
Malak
Is it true?
Slimer
depends on what you're asking 😏
Malak
oh?
Malak
well in that case
Sapnap
❗ABORT MISSION 🔞
Slimer
Go on 😈
Malak
Send pics
Slimer
I got u 😘
Tommy
WHAT THE FUCK
Tommy
WHAT THE FUCK
Tommy
WHAT THE FUCK
BBH
MALAK!!!
Slimer
Malak
Fucking PURRFECT
Tommy
oh
Technoblade
I was going to leave this gc so fast
Schlatt
Now that's some good pussy
BBH
...
Slimer
What the lady asks what the lady gets 😌
Malak
God bless you
Slimer
No need when I have you in my life
Malak
now that was smooth af
Slimer
👉👈
Sapnap
Dream
Slimer
What do you want?
Pretty Boy
YOU'RE SIMPING
Slimer
Only for her
Malak
feeling's mutual
Slimer
HUH
Technoblade
bruh
Pretty Boy
👁️👄👁️
Slimer
wait
Slimer
what
Slimer
wdym
Malak
❤
👐
Slimer
Is that for me?
Malak
don't break it
Slimer
❤
👐
Slimer
um
Slimer
wow
Slimer
okay
Tommy
does this make him your boyfriend?
Malak
no
Slimer
💔
Malak
did you just drop it?
Slimer
That was mine...
Malak
Ohh
Malak
okay
Slimer
I'm fine 🙂
Menace
F
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@ Dreamㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ📞
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━━━━━ October 2020 ━━━━━
Lettuce Head
heart 💔 been broke 📉 so many times ⏰ I don’t know 🤔 what to believe 💯 mama 👩❤️💋👩 said 🗣 it’s my fault 😢 it’s my fault 🤦🏻♂️i wear my heart ❤️ on my sleeve 💪 i think it’s best 👍🏻 I put my heart ❤️ on ice
French Fry
can I have my heart back now?
Lettuce Head
no
French Fry
tf
Lettuce Head
Don't be dramatic
Lettuce Head
Smh
French Fry
bitch
French Fry
aren't you the one to talk
Lettuce Head
I pretend I do not see ︶👄 ︶
French Fry
Yes you do 👁️👄👁️
Lettuce Head
How do you always have a comeback
Lettuce Head
Teach me
French Fry
and I would do that why?
Lettuce Head
fine
Lettuce Head
let's ft
French Fry
the last time we we were on a call it didn't end up too well for you
Lettuce Head
I already apologized dozens of times to you
French Fry
right
French Fry
and i told you that apologizing dozens of times will not bring Waddles back from the dead
French Fry
you swore to me you'd protect him with your life, Clay
Lettuce Head
does Waddles really mean that much to you?
French Fry
yes
Lettuce Head
okay
Lettuce Head
I'll figure something out
French Fry
what are you talking about?
French Fry
Waddles is dead
Lettuce Head
I'll figure something out
Lettuce Head
can we just call now
French Fry
no
French Fry
I'm still mad at you
Lettuce Head
:(
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"I said—" Malak stopped immediately after seeing patches. "Oh my God."
"You were saying?" Dream asked, grinning.
"You know me so well," she pouted. "How dare you use my weakness against me? You've got some nerves."
"Yeah, I've got ninety-eight billion in me."
"Is that accurate?"
"I have no idea."
They both giggled and Dream let Patches down on the floor.
"She doesn't like being held," Dream chuckled.
"Guess you're not the only one with a fear of heights," she teased.
Dream narrowed his eyes. "Don't start," he sighed.
"Remember that one roller coaster we went on?" She recalled with a wide smile. "The one you refused to go on unless we paired up?"
Dream blushed.
"You held my hand for the whole ride and refused to let go even after it ended, it was ridiculous," Malak continued. "I thought you were— Why are you so red?"
Malak looked down at her phone concerned.
"Are you okay?!" She half-whispered.
"I'm fine," Dream huffed. "It's— um, just hot in here."
"Wait, are you blushing?" She gasped. "Oh my God, you are!"
"I'm not!" Dream retorted, fidgeting with his fingers and avoiding eye contact.
"Why are you embarrassed?" She laughed lightly and lay down on her bed. "There's nothing wrong with being afraid of heights."
Dream let out a sigh.
"You know, if you had wanted to hold my hand, you could've just asked," she mumbled.
His head snapped back up and he furrowed his brows. "You would've let me?" Dream asked. "Really?"
"Of course, I would have," Malak shrugged and threw her blanket on top of her. "Goodnight," she hummed, shutting her eyes.
"Night," Dream replied as he lay his head on his hand and took in a sharp breath, staring at her fondly.
I could definitely get used to this.
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author's note„
Since Dream can't bear having Malak be upset with him, c!Dream also can't stand c!Malak being upset with him after the Waddles incident either. However, nothing c!Dream does seems to make c!Malak forgive him. After he's tried everything, he's convinced the only way she'll forgive him is to bring Waddles back from the dead, but by the time he's figured out a way (the revive book) not only is he irredeemable but also far too corrupt to care.