*Just so you know this is a screenshot, And this chapter is for fun*
Steven: Amethyst have you seen my phone?
Amethyst: Nah, dude.
Steven: can you help me look for it?
Amethyst: To busy enjoying having an actual purpose in the story.
Pearl: Amethyst! No breaking the fourth wall!!
Garnet: Guys why am I here? I shouldn't be in this chapter, What purpose did I serve to be in this chapter?
Pearl: Garnet your confusing me more than you normally do..
Garnet: Well, sorry!
■Garnet is in her room■
Pearl: anyways, Steven I'm here to return your phone
Steven: you stole my phone?
Pearl: not necessarily-
Steven: Just like you stole my heart♡
Connie: Steven, what TV show did you steal that from?
Peridot: I wasn't even here for that, and even I know it's bad
Amethyst: HA, burn!
Lapis: Steven as your beach summer fun buddy Its my job to tell you, That was a trash pickup line. Stay away from the pickup lines
Bismuth: I agree with lapis, stay away from the pickup lines and my girlfriend.
Me: In the Canon show maybe, but not here!
Pearl: Don't I get a say in this.
Me: my story need a joke chapter and this is it. Also no, not yet!
Spinel: why am I here? Oh, Hi Steven! How ya, doing!?♡
Steven: If your all done making fun of my pickup lines-
Spinel: he made a pickup line!? We're all doomed!!
Steven: Can we please, end this chapter?
Me: wait let me say something about your pickup line!
Steven: fine what is it?
Me: That pickup line was as bad as my math grade, my grade was lower then h