Damian.Wayne: Todd I need your help.
JasonTODD: Okay. What's up?
Damian.Wayne: Assist in my practice.
JasonTODD: What?? For?
Damian.Wayne: You will be the one I'll cut in half and after that you will actually have a whole.
JasonTODD: No. NO. Use TIM. Not ME.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Why use me?? Use Jason. He seems like he would be able to actually be useful.
JasonTODD: NO. IM TIRED OF BEING FIRST PLACE A OPTION WHEN IT SHOULD BE TIM BECAUSE HE IS ALWAYS LAST AND HASN'T BEEN CHOSEN FIRST.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Lovely story but I disagree.
BarbaraG: Take both.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: WHAT?
JasonTODD: Of course BARBARA would say that. NEVER ON MY SIDE.
Damian.Wayne: I need one. Just one body.
Stephanie1: "Body"?
Damian.Wayne: Brown it's for PRACTICE.
Stephanie1: Practice to cut a body?
DukeThomas: I am witnessing a murder right now.
RowHarper: Same.
Damian.Wayne: It's supposed to be a trick.
RowHarper: What trick?
Damian.Wayne: I'll show you once I get a body. Someone please volunteer.
RowHarper: I'll pick Duke.
DukeThomas: WHAT NO.
Cassandra: oh wow this is a little interesting.
JasonTODD: JUST PICK ANYONE BUT ME.
Damian.Wayne: CAIN. Would. You. Like. To. Volunteer?
Cassandra: Uhhhh. I'm somewhere at the moment sorry.
Damian.Wayne: Where?
Cassandra: In someone's mansion.
Damian.Wayne: WAS THAT A YES?
Cassandra: You see... I'm somewhere in the dark.
Damian.Wayne: WHICH CLOSET ARE YOU IN?
Cassandra: Uhhh never mind. I'm not in the mansion.
Damian.Wayne: WHY ARE YOU SO CONFUSING CAIN?
Cassandra: Sorry little one I'm lost somewhere like FAR away. You can't practice on me :(
DukeThomas: Cass did you just did that move?
Cassandra: I don't know what you are talking about.
JasonTODD: WHY THE HELL DIDNT I THINK OF THAT?
JasonTODD: SHE COULD PROBABLY BE IN A VENT OMG WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT.
Cassandra: Don't you dare blow my cover zombie 👎
BarbaraG: CASSANDRA CAIN NO.
DukeThomas: HAHAHAHA.
Stephanie1: YAY CASS.
Damian.Wayne: She learns from the best.
Damian.Wayne: But seriously if you guys won't give me a body I'll choose myself.
JasonTODD: Let me guess. It's always me right? ALWAYS. ME.
Damian.Wayne: No. not this time.
JasonTODD: Wait what. You're serious right?
Damian.Wayne: Todd I don't play these games. You weren't even a first option in the first place on my list.
JasonTODD: I'm sobbing.
JasonTODD: omg I'm sobbing.
RowHarper: How does it feel Jason?
JasonTODD: It's a good sobbing.
DukeThomas: Wait. So who's the first one on your list?
Damian.Wayne: It was Drake.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: WHAT??
JasonTODD: I'm sobbing in happiness right now even more.
Stephanie1: Well the tables turned.
BarbaraG: Exactly.
Cassandra: Yay?
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: BUT WHY?
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Wait you technically said "was". So not me right? Definitely not me.
Damian.Wayne: Sorry I was incorrect. What I meant to say is that you are on my list. First name. On my list.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Please Dami don't do this.
Damian.Wayne: Please. I need a body for talent show.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: CAN'T YOU SING??
Damian.Wayne: Drake I can't sing.
DukeThomas: I feel bad for Tim even though I'm laughing.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: PLEASE.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: DUKE ILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU PLEASE.
DukeThomas: Okay okay. Damian aren't you a good artist? Can't you draw something so good.
BarbaraG: Correct. You are good at drawing.
RowHarper: I know I was looking at stuff he made on the wall it's actually cool.
Damian.Wayne: I don't know. I want it to be perfect. I feel like drawing isn't enough for a talent show.
Stephanie1: You can be a circus performer just like Dick?
DickGrayson: That's a great idea. I like this one.
JasonTODD: Where the HELL you come from?
RowHarper: And he didn't bother to text smh.
DickGrayson: Sorry I was monitoring you people to make sure no arguments happen.
DickGrayson: Seriously I like the idea Steph made.
Damian.Wayne: Richard thats your thing. I wanna do a unique thing for my child lifetime.
Cassandra: What about a animal show? With your dogs.
DukeThomas: Um speaking about dogs why is there two? I thought there was one.
Damian.Wayne: Titus and Ace were here this whole time. You just didn't notice.
DukeThomas: What the?
JasonTODD: Yeah same Duke. He owns literally every pet in there. Maybe even a hamster.
JasonTODD: Turkey does sound good.
Damian.Wayne: LEAVE JERRY ALONE YOU ASSHOLE.
JasonTODD: hehehehe.
Stephanie1: Jason that's NOT nice.
DukeThomas: Oh my God. I forgot you have a Turkey.
RowHarper: languaggggeee.
DickGrayson: Damian don't you dare say that language again or else I'm grounding you again.
Damian.Wayne: I don't care. Todd's been trying to eat my Turkey. I deserve to use that word for at least once.
DickGrayson: Jason remember our rule? We do NOT eat his Turkey. Or else he will actually kill all of us.
JasonTODD: I don't get it. Can't we replace one?
Damian.Wayne: It's not the same. I want Jerry.
RowHarper: Wait so you CAN take animals to a talent show.
RowHarper: Ace, Titus, Jerry, Alfred, Cow, and that spider?
DukeThomas: Alfred? You guys take Alfred to talent shows?
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Well that's because Alfred is cool, immoral, and better than us in every way.
JasonTODD: That's the name for his cat.
Damian.Wayne: Maybe we can bring my dragon bat.
DukeThomas: Um don't you think that's a bit dangerous?
Damian.Wayne: Don't worry he don't bite.
Damian.Wayne: Unless if I tell him to.
DickGrayson: I don't think we can take Goliath. It's going to scare people.
JasonTODD: That's surprising. Cause it's Gotham yknow.
Stephanie1: Well it would definitely be in first place.
Damian.Wayne: If I can't take my bat dragon then I'm not taking my animals.
BarbaraG: Damian maybe you can show tricks from Ace and Titus? Maybe Jerry?
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Damian could win the talent show already if he gets the adorable dogs. I mean dogs are cute.
Damian.Wayne: Are you trying to say my Jerry is not adorable?
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT DEMON.
DickGrayson: Okay. Maybe add Jon to the list?
Cassandra: Jon be useful
Damian.Wayne: He could be my assistant.
Damian.Wayne: To my magic trick.
Damian.Wayne: Smart Grayson.
DickGrayson: NO LETS NOT KILL YOUR BEST FRIEND.
Damian.Wayne: Fine. But he's willing to do so.
JasonTODD: Are you sure about that?
Damian.Wayne: Yes.
Damian.Wayne: Okay maybe not. But still.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: WAIT I GOT IT!
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: You COULD use Jon for a skit and add Ace, Titus, Jerry, and Bat cow to the skit. And I don't know maybe make a acting story?
RowHarper: Skits are amazing.
Damian.Wayne: Hmm. Maybe. But what's the story?
JasonTODD: Make Jon look like a bad guy who steals your Jerry and then you can become a detective to go off to find Jon and Titus and Ace can help you.
BarbaraG: That's... actually not bad at all. Good job Jason.
JasonTODD: Thanks Barb. I really have a lot ideas.
Damian.Wayne: Sounds good. Then once I capture Jon I'll punch him in the face for even taking Jerry in the first place.
DickGrayson: Oh God. Damian let's not do that.
JasonTODD: Sounds good.
DukeThomas: Wait. Wouldn't that hurt Jon???
Damian.Wayne: He's literally Superman's son. I don't think he can feel my punch.
Damian.Wayne: Unless if I use a kryptonite when I punch then maybe.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: That's like saying If I punched Conner then Conner wouldn't feel a thing.
Damian.Wayne: Exactly.
DukeThomas: I think he's trying to say that they have feelings.
Damian.Wayne: Fine. I'll get approval.
Damian.Wayne added JonKent to the conversation
Damian.Wayne: Kent I need your help.
JonKent: YAY IM BACK
RowHarper: YES YOU ARE.
Damian.Wayne: I might need your help. Maybe. Okay maybe a lot.
JonKent: What is it?
Damian.Wayne: There's a talent show.
Damian.Wayne: Maybe I need your...
Damian.Wayne: Assistant to my skit.
JonKent: Dami is it hard for you to say "help".
Damian.Wayne: Yeah.
JasonTODD: He wants you to take his Turkey during a skit so he can rescue Jerry.
JonKent: Wait
JonKent: Since when did he have a TURKEY?
DukeThomas: EXACTLY.
BarbaraG: Well we were all surprised at first.
JonKent: I'm going to hold a Turkey I never held before this is so cool
Damian.Wayne: Sorry Kent but I'm going to punch you after.
JonKent: WHAT WHY?
Damian.Wayne: Because NOBODY steals Jerry.
JonKent: BUT ISNT THIS A SKIT?
Damian.Wayne: I don't care. Skit or not did you know there's thousands of turkeys being kidnapped a day? I don't want my jerry to be kidnapped by a alien that might eat it after he gets hungry.
JonKent: Woah I'm not going to eat JERRY. AND I MAY BE A ALIEN BUT IM NOT THAT BAD.
DickGrayson: Damian. Aliens are friends.
Damian.Wayne: I don't care no one takes my Jerry.
JonKent: But I want to hold it I promise I won't eat it.
Damian.Wayne: THATS WHAT THEY ALL SAY.
BarbaraG: Oh boy maybe do a fake turkey then?
Damian.Wayne: That... works.
JonKent: YAY IM GOING TO ASSIST WITH MY BEST FRIEND IN A TALENT SHOW!!
(This was made months ago)