Stop moving BITCH Sky said as she was coloring his hair
I'm sorry I got the wiggles he said wiggling his eyebrows at her camera she rolled her eyes
You move one more time I'm gonna slap you into the next week she said squirting the dye in his hair
I'm doing yours next he said she groaned and massaged the dye into his scalp she slapped his head
Done she said taking the gloves off
Sit he said pushing her to sit he wrapped the towel around her and made her close her eyes because he wanted it to be a surprise
I swear to fucking god if you color it fucking pink I'm gonna cut your dick off she said
Whoa calm down Jamal don't pull out the nine he said while laughing
Okay times up let's rinse out our hair Sky said they bent over the tub washing there hair "GiVe Me ThE fUcKiNg HoSe"
Alright alright god he said she laughed once the dye was out she grabbed a towel drying it it was easy cause she didn't have much hair because her hair is like Corey's she has a man bun
Before and after Jake said
She nodded
Okay okay not bad but why we gotta match she asked
You don't like the idea? I thought we were friends he pouted she chuckled
I like it she said playing with her hair that was drying fast she put it up in a bun and looked seeing if he got any dye on the lower part of your head she smiled nodding
Not bad Webber not bad she said he half fived her she turned the camera off and edited after making herself dinner she went to bed
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BITCH BITCH BITCH Jake yelled barging into her house
How the fuck did you get in my house she asked looking at him he held up a key "I should take that away since I can't ever fucking sleep" she let her head fall
Come on it's three in the after noon wake up he said she groaned
Fuck you she said getting up to go change
she recently got her cast off her ankle was healing fast but she still walks with a limp
Come here look at this she said to Jake and his camera
What he asked
Look at this she said
"Yeah"
"Look what we got right here"
"What?"
We got some fucking Cheetos she said
AYE Jake said
Uh magic the gathering cards she said she backed away as Jake said some random ass shit
Some rocks it's a fucking party dude she said
Yeah dude it's a party dude yo celebrate we up out here at Target we're about to do some crazy shit man being crazy we're at Target Jake said then stomped on a cheeto she ran off by the trucks "Skylar we need to film come back Sky Sky come back" he let out a laugh
What she said in a weird voice
Come back he said
No she said
Come back Skylar Jake said as she went under the truck
Come back he said
No she said
"Come back" as he came closer to her she ran "Sky oh my god I'm under a truck I'm under a truck I'm under a truck we have to film"
Bro that's fucked up dude Sky said fixing her hat and sunglasses
What? What's fucked up dude? he asked she ran off again "Skylar" they went under the truck and Jake did his intro Sky squatted as she got to talk
What's up gamers I'm under the Target truck as well and I'm super excited to be filming this video she said with a smile
Yeah when our moms yell at us we just run away Jake said sitting by her
Yeah fuck you Nacy she said she grabbed the camera and Jake hit his head "You dumb bitch" she laughed as they ran off into Target Jake put on some outfits she laughed as he came out of the dressing room
Jesus no she said turning away from him
Is it that bad he asked in a accent she nodded
You know you kinda kinda look like you'd suck off your cousin Sky said and zoomed into his face
Now how you know I'd do that he asked in a accent making her laugh he smiled
The pants are to big Jake said coming out holding them up without a shirt on
Put the shirt on she said
I know I'm going back in there he said walking off but the pants fell down he picked them up fast Sky bent down laughing her ass off
Fucking idiot she said she looked in the view finder seeing a guy checking her out she got uncomfortable he came back out making her laugh "You look like my fucking grandma" she laughed
Which one he asked
None of them I'm kidding they dress cool she said he cracked a smile and she squatted down and going up showing off his look he had a straight face before he laughed
Gonna be honest this is a ten out of ten he said
You serious you fuck with it she asked
Yeah look he said then doing some dance she laughed "Since I had to put this on you gotta put that one on" he pointed at a ugly dress
Hell no she said
Please she shook her head "Pretty please I'll buy you Taco Bell" she grabbed her size running off he laughed going by the dressing room she walked out
I say yes to the dress she said then posed blowing a kiss he laughed and did another
You look like you own a nightclub she said
What he asked laughing he grabbed a belt messing with it then hit Sky on the butt with it
OW mother fucker she said holding her butt he laughed she looked seeing the same guy watching her she looked closer seeing Zach Oh hell no bitch she thought
Okay let's go before we get kicked out Sky said
Yeah we'll kick ourselves out Jake said
Get out she said pointing at him
"You get out"
You get out loser she said sticking her tongue out at him
Okay we'll both get out he said
Yeah she said laughing
Okay thank guys for watching Jake said to the camera Sky smiled seeing a belt in his car and went up behind him and hit him with it "FUCK" she laughed putting the belt back
Karmas a bitch, bitch she said flipping him off "Let's get some Taco Bell now" she said grabbing the camera and his hand he laughed