Smoke and Mirrors - Drv3 chat
Non-Despair AU
Kokichi started a Group chat with Kaede and Shuichi
Kokichi changed 3 names
Piano girl: ??
Emo detective: What is this group chat for?
King: Guys!
King: Guys!
King: Let's do a lyric prank on the rest of the class!
Piano girl: why not? I'm bored and this could be funny
Emo detective: ...fine. What song?
King: Great!
King: We're doing Smoke and Mirrors!
Piano girl: Alright!
Emo detective: who is who tho?
King: I'm the main person, you are the guy who I like and Kaede is the girl I'm holding hostage
Emo detective: Ok
Drv3 group chat
King is online
King: Shunai~
Space idiot is online
Space idiot: what do you want with my sidekick?!
Emo detective is online
Emo detective: what do you want Kokichi?
King: I never meant to call you out.
Killer is online
Killer: ...
Killer: Are you lying Kokichi.
King: I've always seen behind your smoke and Mirrors
Emo detective: ...
Space idiot: What are you talking about?!
Avocado is online
Weeb is online
Avocado: 🍵
Weeb: 🍵
Gentleman is online
Gentleman: 🍵
Gentleman: Gonta use right emoji?
Weeb: Yes Gonta
Gentleman: 😊
King: Oh, sweetheart, please don't yell at me
Space idiot: sweetheart?!
Killer: Shuichi, are you with this lying little rat?
Emo detective: please don't call him that Maki
Atua is online
Atua: Atua says they are!
Mom is online
Mom: Kokichi, Shuichi, is there a problem?
King: It really isn't hard to see the truth that's rotting underneath
Mom: The problem is obvious?
Thot is online
Thot: What the hell is with this racket?! I'm trying to get my beauty sleep!
Robot is online
Robot: You don't need beauty sleep Miu
Thot: oh? And why's that!
Robot: Because you're already beautiful
Thot: I know that!
Weeb: What's with Kiibo complimenting Miu?
Thot: I gave Kiibo a new flirting function!
Thot: It's genius!
Avocado: Guys, why isn't Kaede online yet? She's always one of the first few to come on
Killer: ...
Killer: Maybe something happened between Shuichi, Kaede and the rat
King: Why weren't you honest from the start?
King: You know I've always thought she must have liked you
Avocado: I'll take that as a yes
Weeb: The 🍵 is real!
Space idiot: Shuichi always tells the truth! Isn't that right, Shuichi!?
Mom: Kokichi, of there's a problem, I need to know what it is so I can fix it
Killer: Why isn't Shuichi responding?
Thot: Probably jacking off or some shit!
King: she's just a temptress, Don't you know?
Mom: what do you mean?
King: she only wants to steal your soul
Robot: Dont you always brag about how you always steal?
Emo detective: No she's not
Killer: Finally you answered. Now what's this about.
Atua: Atua says it's all a lie!
Gentleman: Gonta don't want to be rude, but Gonta leave to catch more bugs
Weeb: Dont worry Gonta. It's all right.
Gentleman is offline
King: I'll save you~
Emo detective: I dont need any saving
Thot: He probably meant he'll save you from being horny!
Thot: Speaking of which, I have to leave! Don't miss me too much, ya virgins!
Killer: Trust me, no one will.
Thot is offline
Mom: Start from the beginning, Kokichi
Space idiot: Why aren't we just assuming this is all a lie?!
Killer: idiot.
King: You said you'd always be my friend
King: That we'd get married when we both got older!
Killer: Finally some info
Mom: Yes, I agree
Mom: Continue
Emo detective: ...
Space idiot: What's wrong, Sidekick? Is what he's saying true?
King: I'd never heard those words before
Space idiot: A lot of people haven't -_-
King: You made me long for something more
King: But then she tried to steal your love.
Robot: Is that what you meant earlier when you said stealing?
King: What's with that look?
King: Do you really think I'm out of line tonight?
Emo detective: YES!
Emo detective: KAEDE!
Mom: What's wrong, Shuichi?!
Killer: Did that brat do something to you and Kaede?
Space idiot: Kokichi! What did you do?!
King: STOP CALLING HER NAME!
King: If you play my game,
King: She may just make it out alive.
Emo detective: ....
Mom: ...
Killer: ...
Space idiot: ...
Atua: ...
Robot: ...
Weeb: ...
Cats is online
Cats: What's going on?
Weeb: backread
Cats: ...
Cats is offline
Lesbian is online
mAgIc is online
Lesbian: What is this degenerate going on about?! I heard about it from Angie
King: I love you
Sister is online
Sister: I just read what Kokichi said
Sister: Humanity is indeed beautiful
Robot: You looks beautiful
Avocado: Back off! Hes mine!
Sister: and I'll always be
Weeb: Eeeeek!
Weeb: My ship came true!!
mAgIc: Nyehh
mAgIc: Congrats
King: I'm not asking much!
King: Just give me your heart!
King: and put no one else above me!
King: Go on! Say you love me!
Space idiot: You don't have to do what he says detective!
Killer: Idiot.
Killer: He has to or Kokichi will kill Kaede!
Space idiot: Hey! I'm not an idiot!
Space idiot: and he doesn't! Well save them before it comes to that!
Killer: Again, Idiot. We don't know where they are.
Mom: The best possibility we have of saving everyone is that Shuichi does as Kokichi says.
Atua: Atua is still telling me this is all a lie
Space idiot: My sidekick doesn't lie!
King: Take my hand in yours and tell me that I'll always be the one
Mom: I suggest you do as he says for now, Shuichi.
Mom: I will try my best to find you guys.
Avocado: Kokichi, please stop this...
Avocado: You're worrying me...
Sister: Everthing will be alright, Rantaro
Avocado: thanks...
Avocado is offline
Sister is offline
Killer: Again, Shuichi hasn't been texting in a while
Mom: Shuichi?
Space idiot: Sidekick! Are you ok?!
King: without you, my life means nothing
King: So just say you love me tonight
King: And if you lie...
King: This poor girl will have to DIE!
Space idiot: ...
Space idiot: wth
Killer: Did Kokichi already do something to Shuichi? That's why he's not answering?
King: ...
King: I'm sorry that I lost my cool.
King: As you can see here, I've been very busy
Mom: what did you do?
King: I found her number in your phone, asked her to meet me here alone
King: So we could talk just one on one
Space idiot: Kokichi! Stop all this!
Killer: we need to be calm in a situation like this, idiot.
King: What's with that look?
Mom: so they're together
Space idiot: Let them go!
King: Do you really think I'm taking this too far?
Space idiot: YES!
Killer: ...
Killer: oh.
Killer: I finally get it
Weeb: Just now? I've known for a while
Killer: Do you want to die
Weeb: I'm sorry!
Killer is offline
Space idiot: Maki Roll?!
Mom: What does Shuichi have to do?
Atua: No one is listening to me!
Atua is offline
King: All you have to do is swear that you'll be true,
King: and I will let her go right now.
Space idiot: I hate to say this, sidekick, but listen to him
King: JUST DONT LIE.
King: So, what will it be? Who do you chose?
Emo detective: YOU!
Emo detective: I love you!
Emo detective: I love you so much!
Emo detective: Just please...
Emo detective: Let her go! Don't hurt her!
King: Oh my goodness! I'm so happy to hear you say that!
Space idiot: Dont be surprised! You pushed him to this!
Mom: Kaito, don't.
Lesbian: Stupid degenerate!
mAgIc: Nyeh..
mAgIc is offline
Lesbian is offline
Robot: why is everyone going offline? Do they not care?
Space idiot: I totally forgot you were here
Robot: ...
King: I guess... lets get married now, ok?! Tonight!
Emo detective: W-What...?
King: You weren't lying, were you? You do love me, don't you?
Emo detective: ....
Emo detective: But her and I are already married.
Space idiot: wait what?!
Space idiot: Since when?!
King: ....
Mom: No! Shuichi! Why did you say that!?
Piano girl: AHHHHH!
Mom: Kaede!?
Space idiot: Kaede?!
Robot: Kaede?!
King:
Emo detective: Kaede!
Emo detective: No...
Emo detective: it's all my fault...
Space idiot: it's not your fault sidekick...
King: no, I won't fall for this again
Mom: ...
Mom: I'm sorry, Kokichi, but I called the police.
Emo detective: No!
Emo detective: Nonononono!
Space idiot: What do you mean no?! He killed Kaede!
King: idiot.
King: It was just a lyric prank.
Mom: oh.
Robot: That isn't something to joke about.
Piano girl: but at least my boredom was cured!
Mom: ...
Space idiot: ...
Robot: ....
Emo detective: Anyways, where did that picture come from?
Piano girl: Me and Kokichi found an abandoned building and we brought a rope. I used some makeup to make me look more dead. 😀
King: Yup! Sure did!
Emo detective: It looks so real
King: That's the point, silly!
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A/n: Happy Halloween!
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