(BACK) 📱Batfamily Groupchat📱

By WreckInc

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Join in with Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, Barbara, Stephanie, Cassandra, Bruce, Duke, Harper, and more others! ... More

Author notes:
1: Tea
2: Complicated Relationships?
3: Future?
4: Best Robin
5
5 (part 2) story
6
7: Picnic Plan
8
9
10
11
12
Announcement: Alive
16: Duke meets the Groupchat
17: Movies
18: Valentines Day
19: Tim Can't Sleep
20: Understanding Cassandras Language
21: Who took the Coffee Machine away?
22: Best Robin (remake)
23: Sleepover Disaster
24: Who has the worst job
25: Comparing Damian
26: Bomb Alert
27: Reaction of Corona Virus
28: Therapy Session
29: Being Quarantine
30: Being Quarantine 2
31: Being Quarantine 3
32: Closet
33: Test
34: Mr Spider
35: Celebration Party
36: Dick's Secret
37: Sister Alert
38: Action Figures
39: Crashing a car
40: Mother of the Year
41: Best friend Kent
42: Damian's Late Birthday
43: Clone and Future
44: Math Issues and Grades
45: Bruce Wayne
47: Middle names
48: Dick getting Strict
49: GC History Yay
50: Parent Meeting for Damian Wayne
51: Vicki Vale
52: Cassandra turns smart
53: Green Aliens
54: Green Aliens Aftermath
55: Jason's drawing
56: Al Ghul chat
57: Ric Grayson
58: Santa is here
59: School Tests
60: Talent Show for Damian
61: The swear jar

46: Feeding the demon child

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DukeThomas: I just ate a lot donuts and I don't feel good.

Cassandra: I fight donuts

JasonTODD: Tell the donuts to stop doing this to you or I'll shoot them.

Damian.Wayne: HOW DARE YOU.

DukeThomas: What?

Damian.Wayne: You aren't sharing with me.

Damian.Wayne: You didn't even ask me.

Damian.Wayne: You didn't even go up to me and FEED me.

Damian.Wayne: YOU DIDN'T EVEN OFFER ME ANYTHING.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Kid what? WHAT IS THIS?

DukeThomas: I uhhhhh..

DukeThomas: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANT SOME? How am I supposed to know??

Damian.Wayne: I didn't get donuts.

DickGrayson: I'll get you some donuts.

Damian.Wayne: THANK YOU. I'm willing to kill someone. I'm angry.

JasonTODD: Alright who didn't feed this kid today? It's not my turn.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Mine already passed so it's not me dude.

DukeThomas: WHAT? You guys do feeding jobs to him?? Dick??

DickGrayson: I didn't even know this was happening? WHAT THE HECK GUYS?

BarbaraG: I didn't do this. I knew this happened. But I didn't do this.

Stephanie1: I only fed him waffles. With heavy syrup. Thought it was enough??

Cassandra: I give burritos

Cassandra: two burritos

Cassandra: added one more

Cassandra: three burritos

DukeThomas: WHAT?? YOU GUYS GOT CASS IN THIS?

Damian.Wayne: They were yummy.

DickGrayson: I didn't even know this was happening? WHY AM I ALWAYS NOT INCLUDED??

Stephanie1: You're a COP. You're always busy.

JasonTODD: You literally live far away from us. YOU COWARD.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: It's probably because you're too busy doing something important than US.

DukeThomas: Maybe even your team.

DickGrayson: I'm always free.

RowHarper: I fed him a happy meal.

RowHarper: It wasn't really enough.

RowHarper: So I gave him three.

DickGrayson: WHAT? WAIT NO NO? JEOGISKFKWODOWOFOWOF YOU CAN'T DO THAT???!

JasonTODD: I literally gave him steak.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I actually gave him coffee.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: HE ACCEPTED. I feel proud.

RowHarper: Then I gave him candy. Works everytime.

DickGrayson: YOU GUYS CAN'T FEED HIM SO MANY JUNK.

DickGrayson: THIS ISNT OKAY.

JasonTODD: If you don't feed this kid he'll start attacking us in a angry mood.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I gave him more more coffee.

DickGrayson: YOU LITERALLY WILL SEND HIM TO THE HOSPITAL TIM.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Uh I wasn't sent to no hospital. So he'll be fine. Besides he's a ninja.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Ninjas always don't get sick.

Cassandra: no tim

Cassandra: no

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Cass it's a "yes Tim".

Damian.Wayne: I kind of don't feel good.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I said NINJAS DON'T GET SICK.

Damian.Wayne: I feel very sick, Drake.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I can't be in trouble. NOOOOOOOO.

Cassandra: gave another burrito

DickGrayson: WHYYY?

DickGrayson: YOU'RE OVER FEEDING HIM. All oF YOU.

Damian.Wayne: Sorry, Grayson. I was hungry.

DickGrayson: WHAT?

RowHarper: That's it. I'm going to give him packs of cookies.

BarbaraG: Don't forget to add whip cream.

JasonTODD: You're all forgetting ice cream at this point.

DickGrayson: NO. THIS IS ALL BAD.

Damian.Wayne: Grayson they are feeding me.

DickGrayson: JUNK FOOD.

Damian.Wayne: I believe it's still food.

JasonTODD: A kid who doesn't complain. I'm proud.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Demon do you want tea.

Damian.Wayne: Yes please.

Cassandra: will feed boy fries

DickGrayson: CASS WE DONT FEED HIM FRIES ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A RARE OCCASION.

Damian.Wayne: Grayson do you want me to starve?

Cassandra: no

DickGrayson: DAMIAN I CAN FEED YOU HEALTHY STUFF.

Damian.Wayne: No. Let's not go there.

JasonTODD: Dick he has a point.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Maybe.

DukeThomas: So wait. Do I give him donuts?

DickGrayson: NO.

DukeThomas: But who am I going to share my donuts with? Other than Cass and Steph.

RowHarper: How many donuts do you have??

DukeThomas: A lot. Very much.

DickGrayson: Why?!?

DukeThomas: I THOUGHT THERE WAS A BIRTHDAY PARTY?

Damian.Wayne: Why would there be a birthday party in this big sad mansion?

JasonTODD: ^^^

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Damian has a point.

Damian.Wayne: Can you please give me donuts now.

DukeThomas: I'm sorry but there has to be someone's birthday for these donuts.

JasonTODD: Now I'm hungry.

Damian.Wayne: Fine it's Todd's birthday.

JasonTODD: It is?

Damian.Wayne: Yes now it is.

JasonTODD: Sweet. Let's add beer in this party.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I hope you realize most of us are underage we can't drink.

JasonTODD: Tim you're literally like what? 17? ITS GOTHAM.

DickGrayson: Don't make me arrest you Jason.

JasonTODD: You can't arrest me because it's my birthday today.

Damian.Wayne: Exactly.

Damian.Wayne: Can I get the donuts now please?

DukeThomas: Okay okay. We got all the flavors.

DickGrayson: Everybody listen up. You WILL not give Damian anymore junk food. He needs a limit.

Damian.Wayne: I have fast metabolism.

Stephanie1: It's still bad Damian.

Damian.Wayne: I can't believe I'm being betrayed by you BROWN.

Stephanie1: DAMIAN.

Damian.Wayne: I'm hurt. In the heart badly.

RowHarper: Exaggerating much?

Damian.Wayne: No. I'm actually serious.

RowHarper: Wait seriously??

Damian.Wayne: Yes.

DickGrayson: Now I have to take him to the hospital. THANK YOU GUYS.

Stephanie1: Why are we being thanked.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Same.

BarbaraG: It's sarcasm.

JasonTODD: It's my birthday. Are we seriously going to take Damian away from my birthday.

Damian.Wayne: Yes.

JasonTODD: Ok now I'm sad.

Damian.Wayne: I didn't mean it LIKE THAT.

Stephanie1: DAMIAN APOLOGIZE NOW.

JasonTODD: I'm hurt.

BarbaraG: JASON ITS NOT EVEN YOUR BIRTHDAY.

JasonTODD: I don't care if it's my birthday, I want a party with my loving FAMILY.

DukeThomas: YAY.

DickGrayson: Oh jeez. What a wonderful day for me.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I know right? The sky looks normal. And it's just wow.

BarbaraG: Sarcasm.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Oh.

DickGrayson: Damian get in the car we now have to check up on your HEALTH.

Damian.Wayne: Fine. But you will give me McDonald's right?

DickGrayson: DAMIAN YOUR HEALTH IS FROM JUNK FOOD.

Damian.Wayne: I want the action figures.

DickGrayson: Fineee.

DukeThomas: Can someone actually eat these donuts there's a lot.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Donuts with coffee..

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: OMG IM ON MY WAY.

JasonTODD: Coming.

RowHarper: Same.

Damian.Wayne: Lucky. I can't get donuts.

DickGrayson: I promise I'll get you one like tomorrow for now we NEED TO GO.

Damian.Wayne: FINE.

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