"Ayo Sangwee you almost ready to walk down da aisle..." Norman asked brida Snagwoo
YES THEIR GETTING MARRIED THE DAY AFTER THE DRUG EMPIRE WITH NO PLANNING WHAT ABOUT IT BITCH?
"Coming ugly-"
*Wedding music beings to play
🎵🎶Sawarsenai kimi wa shojo na no? Boku wa Yarichin bicchi no osu da yooooo 🎵🎶
Trumpie started to cry as his ugly soon to be husband Sangwee walked down the aisle in his dress
FUCK GENDER ROLES MEN IN SKIRTS...
NO? OKAY BYE-
The priest who happened to be the very holy Hisoka started da ceromony, "Today we are gathered here to celebrate the marriage of Snagie and Truk... NO HOMO THO FUCK THE GAYS!"
A shit ton more of talking-
Something about Hisoka's love for children-
Finally the vows or whatever the fuck these are...
"Do you Snagie take Truk as you lawfully wedded husband...no homo? And support the ugly through sickness and health..."
"Ummmmm not if its Covid.... get dat bread, get dat head then leave- actually I'll steal all his money-" Sangwoo said confidently
The crowd which happened to be just the children from the Promised Neverland looked confused asf...
"I mean YES! I'm definitely not trying to rob no one..." Sangwee corrected himself
"Anways- Truk do you take Snag-"
"YES YES YES" The desperate orange yelled.
"Um sure? Kiss or sumthin, I'm gonna find my plus one in the crowd..." Hisoka grinned
~
"Ayo Ray?" Emma asked
"Yeah my homie?"
"Whats in this dinner the taste its immaculate..."
Norman butted in,
"Connie-"
a/n
If my wedding don't look like this I don't want it