Trumpie laid on the floor of Sangwoah's basement thinking obviously about Sangie. Wow he looked so hot as he broke my ankles, Trumpet thought, wondering what else he can break. Oh wait its not a question, he thought, he can break my back...
NO TRUMP! STOP FANTASIZING, WAKE UP YOU UGLY ORANGE, YOU DIDN'T EVEN SAY NO HOMO!
"Sangwee what am I supposed to do now brudda, I have no ankles."
"I don't know just stay there, you ugly," Sangwoo snapped, he is very moody.
Ahh wow he called me ugly, damn he must want to date me, Turnip thought. "Ayo homie, can we go commit arson together sometime? 🥰 👉👈," Trumpet said out loud.
Sangwoah was surprised, was his best homedog asking him out?!! "I-" he stuttered like every y/n, "Yeah I'd love to go commit arson with you 😏."
"Oh really!!!" Trumpie was very excited, "Ayo Sangie can I ask you something?"
"Yeah my g?"
"Can I call you mamas?" Trump nervously said.
Omg not the mamas, Sangwee thought. We literally haven't even committed arson yet! Jesus would be so disappointed! Sangwoo didn't want to make Turnip upset, "Sure, but I get to call you Trunk,"
"Um okay mamas, weird nickname but I'll take it!" Trump was so excited he grew his ankles back and killed ten people. "So when can we commit arson, mamas?"
"Tomorrow Trunk," Sangwee said trying to not act sus, but he was very happy that Trumpet had asked him out.
"Okay! I'll be at your house at 9 at night?" Donnie asked.
"Wear you best arson outfit, racist. And don't be late." Sangie said.
Trump happily headed home. Arson can lead to Sangie breaking my back right? Turnip thought, ooo I should call my old friend Fly boy for advice...
"Ayo? This my brudda, Pen?" Trump called into his phone.
"IS THIS MY BOY DONNIE WITH THAT DUMPTRUCK," Pence yelled.
"Ayo don't say that, I have a date tomorrow." Trumpet said.
"Wow Turnips a ladies man?"
"No you stupid bitch, I hate women. Imgoingoutwithdaddysangwoosohecanbreakmyback."
"I- you know what I am gonna leave," Pennies racist homophobic ass said and he hung up.
Donnie was going to act sad but then remembered Pen wore flys as hair barrettes...
Embarrassing I know...
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a/n
bertholdt.