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wrong number story; mcu the reader accidentally texts a member of the avengers one day and then a beautifully... More

1. bucket and dumbass
2. plums
3. you've got mail
4. wakanda shit is this
5. adoption
6. and we would have gotten away with it if it werent for a meddling tony
7. the interogation
8. identities? revealed
9. i dont even know so dont ask
10. What About Digornos Eh?
11. only about 100 people its fine
12. so um we hate steve now
13. bullying steeb :)
14. come on man why you in a big time rush uh uh ohhh
15. mistake? i think not
16. open the door im here!
17. Chicky Nuggies and arson
18. minus tony >:|
19. its the ugly 2009-12 cartoon ironman design for me
20. pranks, and a... shrek statue ?
21. s h r e k the greatest
23. dont cry over spilled cheese
24. the spontaneous planning of movie night
25. can we out pizza the hut?
26. time? what is time?
27. pop rocks are like tiny fireworks
28. fruity pebbles but make it in rock form
29. loki you didnt
30. steeb have you ever had cofeee ?
31. W.W.C.A.D. ?
32. never gonna run around
33. what tacos? you didnt have any
34. tacos, part 2
35. welcome to english class
36. halloween partay
Important!! Please read
37. blooper reel aka unreleased drafts

22. title is too long

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By oceansgivepeace

Title:
Y/n accidentally fell asleep waiting for tony to make them a sandwich and tony said no so y/n told tony to go back to sleep and starve... not really but also kind of really

losers
contains: bucky, nat, tony, steve, bruce, sam, clint, wanda, loki, thor, vision, scott, rhodey

y/n
....so what did you guys do with the statue???

sam
clint has it in his room

y/n
oh cool
why though

clint
cause i thought it was cool

y/n
so it doesn't give you nightmares or freak you out ?

clint
oh it does
but i spend most of my time in the vents so it doesn't bother me much

y/n
okayyy....

tony
where did you even get that idea??

y/n
the prank? me
the statue? shuri
the mash up? shuri
peter's part? me
the fire? me

scott
of course the fire was your idea

y/n
yeah, i'm surprised i didn't light anything on fire in the process

tony
if you did pepper would be so mad at you

y/n
correction; she'd be mad at you

tony
that's a good point
on another note what do you guys want for dinner

y/n
i'm invited to dinner?! yayyyy!!!

tony
no, this is for everyone but you

y/n
well then i hope everyone eats a nice meal
except you tony
i hope you starve :D

tony
that's a little harsh

y/n
shut up tin man from wonderful wizard of oz

bucky
that reminds me of the "are you a friend of dorthy's" days

steve
?????

bucky
forgot you weren't gay back then oops

steve
what ?????

bucky
nevermind

loki
bored
bored
BORED

y/n
same
wall? it's been shot
mrs. hudson? jawn? they're mad

tony
y/n!!! don't give loki any ideas

y/n
did anyone hear that?

tony
y/n this is text

y/n
i think it sounded like a little bitch

tony
i was under the impression we were done with making fun of me

y/n
we were
then you didn't invite me to dinner
so it's kind of your fault
anyways i have a date with shuri so i have to go

nat
awww cute! have fun sweetie!

y/n
thanks mom!!

tony
wait if i has invited you to dinner would you have come?

y/n
probably not

tony
then why are you mad??

y/n
because
oop gotta go
byeeeeee

wanda
bye y/n! have fun!!

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a/n i hate this chapter but whatever it's all i could get written

please give me ideas,
i'm planning on writing a chapter on just y/n and nat being all mom and child but i have no ideas, and another that's just y/n, mj, ned, and peter but again.. i have no ideas for that either

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