(Edited)
After 2,000 years later...
50 years after the events of Phantom Blood, 1889...
Year 1938... In the amazing place of dreams New York City, after the discovery of a pillar man at Mexico.
A British-America man walked around the streets of New York.
"Judgin' from yer accent there, I'd guess yer from England! On vacation, are ya? Fresh off the boat? I see..." The Englishman turned his attention to the man who worked a Coco Cola stand had spoke to him.
He nodded to his response.
"You gotta pay if you wanna try it though. Money makes the world go round here, if ya catch my drift."
The Englishman nodded once more, reaching for his wallet to pay for the delicious soda.
Yoinks! His wallet was stolen by a pickpocket thief. The thief was in thrill to know that he's stolen quite a lot from the Englishman. Lucky him!
Before he can run much further, the thief was caught by two police officers. The cops started to beat the poor pickpocket only to be stopped by the Englishman using a familiar acient power with the Cola bottles.
The Englishman started to freak out about how what if his Granny Erina were to find out he is causing trouble again. He would have to feel her wrath.
He called the pickpocket that he saved to follow him to leave the scene where the trouble he had caused was. The pickpocket thief, who has introduced himself as "Smokey Brown", asked for the name of this Englishman.
"Joestar, Joseph Joestar"
Joseph Joestar a.k.a JoJo, walked the streets of New York with his Granny Erina and new friend Smokey to grab a Taxi to a Fancy restraunt.
Of course,when they were on their way, Joseph made a rude comment which made Erina to smack him with her umbrella.
Everything was going rather well, till smokey was rudely told to leave by a horrible man far too ugly to describe.
JoJo stood up from his seat and was ready to fight, with Erina's permission of course.
"Your pickin' a fight, kid?"
"Hey, old man! If you're looking for your brass knuckles, they're not in your jacket! How about checking your back pocket?" JoJo answered with a shit eating grin
The man was confused on how the JoJo knew such minor details. The bystanders were also just as confused.
JoJo's next line was... "Your next line is... 'How did you know where my brass knuckles were... Bastard?!'!"
The man said exactly what JoJo predicted he would say. In the end, JoJo won before the fight even started.
Everyone in the restraunt that witnessed Joseph's victory clapped then went on with what they were doing.
The man's partner walked up to Joseph, apologizing to JoJo and company, then said... "Ma'am you're Erina Joestar, are you not? I do much business with Mr. Speedwagon--he spoke of you when I was in London. It's a pleasure to finally meet you."
He began to tell them that Speedwagon was killed by Straizo. JoJo punched the man in the gut for making his Granny Erina have to remember her trauma that has happend fifty years ago. Dio Brando. The stone mask. Jonathan Joestar's death. A BIZZARE journey awaits JoJo.
Later that night, JoJo fought Straizo, who has betrayed Speedwagon for his youth to spring back to him.
JoJo defeated him by using Tommy gun, bombs, "Nigerundayo!!!", and finally glass covered Hamon! Straizo loss to JoJo, but before he passed he tells JoJo that he had dumped Speedwagon's body by a stream and of the Ancient warrior in México he must fight for the sake of humanity.
JoJo arrived in México y te encuentro unos Méxicanos que miran como Mierda. Los hombres dijo que JoJo es un gringo y pregunta a porqué un gringo es en los partes de México. JoJo of course, beat the shit out of them and demanded them to fill up his motorcycle that he rode to reach to Speedwagon.
JoJo went on with his journey to finding the German base where they're keeping Speedwagon.
As he went on further on, Joseph felt as if he was being watched and was correct on his theory as soon as a Nazi hired by Von Strohiem, specifically told him to capture JoJo for information about Straizo, but failed because JoJo's a master of trickery and luck.
Once he's kept the Nazi on a vulnerable state, JoJo demanded that the German Nazi answer his questions of Speedwagon being alive and where to find him.
The Nazi spoke truthfully in hopes to live and told him everything he knows. JoJo felt relieved to know Speedwagon and how his Granny Erina will feel happy to hear the news once he brings him back with him.
JoJo left in full speed to rescue Speedwagon, leaving the German Nazi tied to a cactus with a sign that read "HELLO, ADOLPH!"
[(A/N): I am going by the manga.]
Once JoJo gets to the base, he figured he had to deal with perverted German Nazis front gate guards.
JoJo smirked when he thought of a brilliant plan to sneak past them.
"I brought lots of tequila! May I go on ahead?" Tequila Joseph says with 'her' cute voice.
But his plan didn't work? How? Was it because he didn't bring enough Tequila? Only the German Nazis might know. JoJo kicked the hell out of them by using the tequila caps with hamon as well as coconuts.
"TACOS!"
After that, his self-confidence went down a notch he had to admit. He took the Germans uniform to sneak in instead.
Meanwhile, the German Nazis where having a problem of their own with their experiment 'Santviento' the pillar man Von Strohiem named himself, has escaped from his testing room.
Meanwhile with pillar man : 'Santviento'.
The Nazis watched in film however 'Santviento' had escaped from the room he was left captive. He vented through. They watched him vent on cams. 'Santviento' slithered inside of a Nazi soldier.
Everyone in that room was petrified so the only option was to take fire destroy 'Santviento' along with the soldier they've lost.
It didn't work at all. 'Santviento' suddenly asked in a intimate voice with almost perfect language. "Are you the ones that disturbed my sleep?"
"He spoke!" Strohiem yelped.
"He's not lacking in intelligence! He was able to learn our language in only this short amount of time!" Speedwagon explained.
"You mean he calculated his escape this far?!"
'Santviento' shot the bullets that he absorbed from the guns the German soldiers shot at him.
A 'German soldier' walkes towards Speedwagon and told him," Hey, watch out, old man! Hide over here! He's going to shoot the rest of those bullets from his finger!"
" I don't need help from a Nazi like you!"
"Good grief. It's just like you to be stubborn, even during such an occasion." Said the man, who revealed himself to the audience as the one and only, JoJo himself while still in disguise.
'Santviento' revealed his toned body out of the Germans body.
The German soldiers yelled in panic "Aieee! We can't handle this!"
JoJo walked towards Stroheim, grabs a chunk of Strohiem's hair from his head. This action confused Speedwagon. Just from JoJo's actions, can he recognize that personality from somewhere.
"I call this 'hamon hair attack'!!" JoJo exclaimed.
"You're... Joseph Joestar!" Speedwagon yelled in relief as JoJo's hamon hair attack took affect of deflecting the bullets. It saved only Speedwagon, JoJo, and Strohiem.
"Your hair is a little dry, you know. If you don't moisturize, you'll be bald one day, Nazi man!"
"When did you get here?, JoJo!"
"Hey, Uncle Speedy!"
"Ha...ir..." 'Santviento' repeated.
JoJo took his coat off, revealing his star-shaped birthmark, while taking off the rest of what could possibly limit his movement, while keeping his eyes on 'Santviento'.
"Looks like I've walked in on a bloodbath!"
A 'German soldier' walkes towards Speedwagon and told him," Hey, watch out, old man! Hide over here! He's going to shoot the rest of those bullets from his finger!"
" I don't need help from a Nazi like you!"
"Good grief. It's just like you to be stubborn, even during such an occasion." Said the man, who revealed himself to the audience as the one and only, JoJo himself while still in disguise.
'Santviento' revealed his toned body out of the Germans body.
The German soldiers yelled in panic "Aieee! We can't handle this!"
JoJo walked towards Stroheim, grabs a chunk of Strohiem's hair from his head. This action confused Speedwagon. Just from JoJo's actions, can he recognize that personality from somewhere.
"I call this 'hamon hair attack'!!" JoJo exclaimed.
"You're... Joseph Joestar!" Speedwagon yelled in relief as JoJo's hamon hair attack took affect of deflecting the bullets. It saved only Speedwagon, JoJo, and Strohiem.
"Your hair is a little dry, you know. If you don't moisturize, you'll be bald one day, Nazi man!"
"When did you get here?, JoJo!"
"Hey, Uncle Speedy!"
"Ha...ir..." 'Santviento' repeated.
JoJo took his coat off, revealing his star-shaped birthmark, while taking off the rest of what could possibly limit his movement, while keeping his eyes on 'Santviento'.
"Looks like I've walked in on a bloodbath!"