Avengers x alien!reader
Tony created a group chat.
Tony added Clint, Natasha, Steve, Y/N, Bruce, Thor, Wanda, Vision, Peter, Sam, Bucky, and Pietro to the chat.
Tony changed the name to The Avengers.
Tony: Welcome to the avengers group chat
Y/N: That's a basic name
Tony: Rude
Y/N: We should change the name
Tony: I added you to this chat and I can remove you
Y/N: All in favour of a new name say aye
Natasha: Aye
Clint: Aye
Bucky: Aye
Steve: Aye
Pietro: Aye
Thor: AYE
Wanda: Aye
Sam: Aye
Vision: I agree that we should change the name.
Bruce: Aye
Peter: Sorry Mr Stark but I agree with Y/N
Y/N: Let's change this name then
Clint changed the chat name to Lawless and Flawless
Pietro: But not all of us are flawless
Bucky: I agree, Sam is definitely not a part of that category
Sam: Are you [censored] serious
Bucky: Yeah, you've got a lot of flaws
Clint: Are we just going to ignore the fact that Sam censored a swear word
Natasha: Sam wouldn't normally do that
Y/N: [censored]
Y/N: [censored] [censored]
Bucky: Are you good there
Y/N: why the [censored] can't you swear on this [censored] chat
Sam: I bet it was Steve
Bucky: Steve why would you do this
Steve: There are children on this chat!
Wanda: But what about the rest of us?
Steve: You are a part of that category
Wanda: I can legally drink alcohol
Steve: Your point?
Pietro: Then who are the children
Steve: Peter, Wanda, Pietro, and Y/N
Y/N: I'm literally older than you, Steve
Clint: But you act like a child
Y/N: First of all, why you gotta expose me like that. Second, you act like a child too. Third, this is bEtRaYaL.
Thor: D:
Tony: Are we just going to ignore the fact that Y/N is older than Steve
Natasha: I already knew
Bucky: Everyone already knew. Except maybe Sam
Sam: I knew
Bucky: Uh huh sure you did
Sam: I DID KNOW
Bucky: BULL[censored]
Y/N: STOP WHINING I AM OLDER THAN STEVE NOW EVERYONE KNOWS
Peter: Y/N?
Y/N: Yes sweetie?
Peter: I don't want to be rude, but how old are you?
Tony: Oh my god Peter you can't just ask a woman how old she is
Peter: I'm sorry
Y/N: It's okay my child
Bucky: We should guess her age
Sam: LOL you don't know?
Bucky: YOU DO?
Sam: Yes
Y/N: No you don't
Clint: #exposed
Clint: But I think we should guess
Thor: I agree! This will be a great game!
Sam: I'll go first
Sam: 200 years old
Y/N: No
Vision: 400 years
Y/N: No
Clint: 1 million years old
Y/N: ...I don't look that old, do I?
Tony: You look like you're 21 but you're older than Steve and he looks like he's 30
Sam: 500 years old
Bucky: You only get one guess!
Sam: says who?
Y/N: I think one guess each and then I'll tell you
Bucky: okay my guess is 500 years
Sam: you little [censored]
Y/N: no
Tony: can you say older or younger
Y/N: Older or younger
Tony: listen here you little [censored]
Y/N: fine, fine, older
Wanda: 689
Y/N: Older
Pietro: 969 years old
Y/N: older
Steve: Really Pietro
Tony: 1000 years old
Y/N: Older
Thor: 1500
Y/N: I'm older than you Thor :)
Bucky: wAIT WHAT
Y/N: yep
Natasha: Just tell them, you guys are blowing up my phone
Sam: Yeah, just tell us
Y/N: 2839
Peter: wait really?
Y/N: yep
Sam: Damn you're old
Y/N: I'll kill you
Y/N has left the chat.
Sam: Oh [censored]
Sam has been disconnected from the chat.
Clint: Don't insult a lady about her age
Tony: Are we going to ignore the fact that Y/N is pretty much double Thor's age and acts like Peter's mother but is considered a child by Steve?
Bruce: Yes
Bruce has left the chat.
Bucky: I wanna see Y/N beat up Sam
Bucky has left the chat.
Natasha: Same
Natasha has left the chat.
Tony: I hate you all
Chat has been disbanded by Tony
A/N
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