Votes ~ Loki x Reader

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Tony has created a chat.

Tony has adden y/n, Natasha and Wanda.

Tony: So, ladies, I have a question

Natasha: Shoot

Y/n: Me

Wanda: y/n no!

Tony: uhhh anyways

Tony: Who's the most attractive Avenger ;)

Natasha: Not you

Tony: ...

Y/n: you set yourself up for that

Tony: fine then

Tony has removed Natasha, y/n and Wanda from the chat.

Tony has added Steve, Peter, Thor, Pietro, Loki, Bruce, Bucky, Sam, Peter, Clint, T'Challa, Scott and Vision to the chat.

Steve: Why are we here

Tony: to settle the debate: who is the hottest female avenger

Steve: Tony...

Pietro: Y/n

Clint: PIETRO

Pietro: WHAT?

Clint: Don't encourage him!

Pietro: but i wanna know what everyone else thinks

Clint: ... true

Clint: i vote nat

Thor: I THINK THEY ARE ALL VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN

Loki: Caps lock, brother

Thor: is this better :D

Loki: I suppose

Sam: I vote Nat

Bucky: Nat or y/n

Peter: I think Wanda is pretty

Vision: Wanda

Bruce: Natasha

Scott: Y/n

Steve: are you really all doing this?

Sam: just answer the question

Steve: y/n

T'Challa: why do i even bother with you all

Pietro: WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER, YOUR MAJESTY?

T'Challa: y/n or natasha

Tony: well i think they're all gorgeous 

Pietro: so it's nat and y/n

Pietro: rip to my sister

Steve: i think it's because she's a little young for the rest of us

Thor: but wait, my brother has not voted!

Tony: okay reindeer games, who's hotter?

Loki: Do not call me that

Clint: sure man, but who's better looking?

Loki: I think that y/n is the most alluring and angelic of the women

Clint: ...

Sam: y/n...

Bucky: angelic?

Sam: HAHAHAHAHHA

Bucky: AS IF

Sam: I LITERALLY WATCHED HER TRIP OVER NOTHING YESTERDAY

Bucky: AND HAVE YOU SEEN HOW QUICKLY SHE EATS FOOD

Sam: THAT'S NOT ANGELIC

Loki: Well, I believe that she is the most beautiful Midgardian there is

Tony: oooooh someone has a cruuuusshhhhhh ;)

Clint: WE SHOULD SEE WHAT Y/N THINKS

Loki: Wait, I did not consent to this

Tony: too bad

Clint: this is the only time anyone can do something without their consent

Clint: the ONLY time

Tony has cleared the chat.

Tony added Y/n, Natasha and Wanda to the chat.

Tony: okay ladies, we have decided who the most attractive avenger is, and now you three get to decide :)

Wanda: Vision

Natasha: Steve

Clint: wow thanks nat

Natasha: it is what it is

Clint: I CHANGE MY VOTE

Sam: you can't do that

Clint: but she didn't vote for me :(((

Tony: we're getting off track

Bucky: y/n, who's the hottest avenger?

Y/n: me

Sam: y/n...

Bucky: someone who isn't you

Y/n: ...do they have to be an avenger

Tony: why? who are you thinking about ;))

Y/n: well, T'Challa isn't an avenger, and neither is Loki

Y/n: and technically scott and peter never became avengers

Tony: it can be anyone in this groupchat

Y/n: oh

Y/n: Loki, duh

Tony: i- duh?

Y/n: yuh

Y/n: we've been dating for like, five months

Tony: WAIT WHAT

Sam: plot twist

Bucky: since uh when

Thor: brother you did not tell me D:

Loki: Love, I thought we agreed not to tell anyone

Y/n: Lokes, c'mon, it's been five months now

Y/n: If they attack you we can kill them <3

Y/n: besides, Nat and Wanda know

Bucky: I am very concerned for my safety

Sam: Same here

Pietro: I vote to not attack him

Bucky: all in favour say aye

Sam: aye

Thor: AYE

Clint: aye

Scott: aye

Pietro: aye

Vision: aye

Peter: aye

Y/n: okay so that's majority so you can't attack him :)

Sam: can you math only seven people agreed

Y/n: yeah, plus me, Loki, Wanda and Nat

Y/n: that equals eleven

Y/n: so thats majority

Bucky: okay so we're not going to attack him

Y/n: well im gonna go now this was fun

Y/n: Lokes, you coming?

Loki: Yes, Love

Y/n has left the chat.

Loki has left the chat.

Wanda: they're so cute, i can't


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