Snippet 1
One fine day
Rah: who is ur favourite player?
Vi: ABD
Rah: who is ur favourite wicket keeper?
Vi: Obviously mahi bhai
Rah: who is ur favourite opener?
Vi: idiotic,sleepy head, modern day kumbhkaran Ro
Rah: with whom u love to play fifa?
vi: kuliya and yuzi
Rah: *hadd hai *..mai jaa raha hu..(and was leaving when)
Vi: u didn't ask me who is my favourite kiddo ?
Rah: kaun hai?*in irritated manner*
Vi: my first kiddo.... who loves to get my attention and behaves childishly exclusively infront of me...who whines to me...only whom I have given more than one nickname... whom I love to tease the most... and who loves and craves icecreams the most but still doesn't show it....
Rah: .......
VI: COMING TO HAVE AN ICECREAM WITH ME RAHULIYA?
Snippet 2
After the rcb v/s csk match
Mahi bhai was resting on his bed when he hears some shouts that are coming nearer to him
Vi: tu ne jaan bhuj kar kiya
Jaddu: nahi...mujhe dikhayi nahi diya
Mahi bhai sighed to see them both overgrown toddlers who have travelled till now to his room and are not even acknowledging the surroundings....
Mahi bhai: kya baat hai..?
Vi: dekho na bhai iss ne jaan bhujkar kiya hai... mujhe pata hai...
Jaddu: dekh meh tujhe akhiri baar kah raha hu.. meine jaan bhujkar nahi kiya
Mahi bhai: kya hua yeh toh clearly batao
Vi: issne voh catch jaanbuchkar chod diya ta
Jaddu : nahi mahi bhai...vo lights ki wajah se mujhe nahi dikh paayi
Vi: jhoota.. meine dekha taa
Jaddu: aree yaar tu pitch par tha ya mere position par?
Vi: pitch par... lekin..
Mahi bhai: bas bhi karo...cheeku catches drop hojata hai..
Vi: lekin hum india ke ek best fielder ke baare mein baat kar raha hai...
Jaddu: tujhse bhi toh choota tah na?
Vi looked caught in red hands...
Mahi bhai having a teasing smile : ha ha cheeku, jaddu ki tarah tu bhi ek ache fielder ho..phir tumhare haatoh se kaise nikli?vo bhi sirf aur sirf Rahul ke
Vi: woh... bhai...mera haath .. kiddo........rahuliya...
Jaddu: batao batao.. kaise hua??
Vi: ok fine! Woh mein selfish tha..
Mahi bhai(confused): Selfish? woh kaise?
Vi: I was selfish for my kiddo's victory
Snippet 3
Vi: u know ri8 u r the main person who makes me ruin the fake drift?
Ro: *in accusing tone*how come?
Vi: u play well, u change the game, support me in non striker end, warns me not to play some stupid shots and most importantly..
Ro: what?*though feeling very warm by his idiot's words*
Vi: u r my BestieB-Ro and i can't help in enjoying our victory
Snippet 4
2014 ipl
Vi: tu khayal rakhega na uska?
Bhuvi: ha baba...
Vi: voh dikne mai hi ek senior hai lekin andar bilkul ek bacha
Bhuvi: hmmmmm.... mein tumhara bhai ka khayal rakunga
Vi: mein uska bhai nahi hu..
Bhuvi: ha..ha... mujhe maalum hai
Vi: tujhse kaun jeetega? chal khayal rakna uska bhi aur tum bhi.....
Bhuvi: bye aur tu bhi
after call
some srh teammate: who was it?
Bhuvi: Rahul's elder brother
Snippet 5 ( okay this a bit like a short story )(After HulRat live)
Rah: kholito game ke baat mujhe beach par dinner ke liye le chaloge?
vi: par rules?
Rah: tum bas 50 mtrs dur ho
Vi; ha lekin we have to be responsible na... tere under ke bache kya sochenge?
Rah: mujhe le jaaoge ya nahi?
Vi: (*teasing*): nahi...
Rah: go enjoy with UR team, UR kiddos whom am I? I am going
and cuts the call
After toss
Vi smiling and hugging Rah and Rah squirming away
Vi: All the best kiddo... Hope u do well
Rah: Huh!!(*not even convincing me*) thanks (in flat tone) and goes near mayu
Vi is talking and having light moments with Gayle while Rah looking with hawk eyes at the duo... mumbling some kannada curses and mayu looking at Rah confused
mayu: tujhe kya huva? itna gaali kisko he re?
rah: tu apna kaam rakhna... mera sar mat kha and was going and then turns to mayu and says
Rah: tu mere saath open kar raha hai aur lambe der tak ground par hi rahna hai... agar mere sar se ye orange cap tu nahi lega toh mein tujhe vahi par gaali dunga ya bat se marunga..bolo kya chahiye tumhe?
Mayu: yeh kaisa option hai?
Rah: Meri... tujhe koyi problem hai?
vi coming to them Vi: Monku... kya haal chal
Mayu: (in teasing voice)teek hu skipper
Vi: HAWWWW!! Tere punjab skipper khada hai aur tu mujhe skipper bhula raha hai? hawww
and then both laughing while rah gets irritated with both
Vi: acha mayu ache se khelna aur rahuliyaa ke orange cap cheen lena
May: ek aap ho jaise ache se kah raha hai aur ek ye hai(rah) jo mujhe dhamki de raha hai..
Rah: khatam hua tum logon ka drama? coz we have to play a game here if u guys know?
Vi: ha ha humhe maalum he...
Rah: toh jaana yaha kyu khade ho...dekho aapke kiddos aap ka intezaar kar raha hai...
Vi smiling teasingly and then hugging and saying see u after match rah still grumbling about virat and walking towards his team with mayu
After the match Rah freshned up and was going to mayu's room when one certain kohli entered to the room
Rah: u? here? how?
Vi: accha nahi laga mujhe dekh kar?
Rah: aisa nahi hai... woh...rules..?
vi: (completely ignoring rah's words) coming with me for dinner?
Rah: abhi?
Vi just pulling Rah and having dinner talking abt the match, missing everyone, family, Viratee...Rah enjoying thoroughly with his virat( bhaiyaa)and after coming to Rah's hotel
Rah: u broke the rules for me?
Vi: nah! i just want to know that how much u will stick to me since u urself said u wish to be me with me when mugged...
Rah turning to scowliya
Vi just laughing and at bye hug
Vi: u need not be jealous rahuliyaa since u know who is my priority ri8?
Rah: i was not jealous..i mean ...am..not..
Vi: ya ya kiddo I know u better( and left)
Rah: *ofcourse u know me better or maybe....BEST?*
Okay that's it... I don't know how much I have blabbered but still....
Cheers!