random statehumans quotes

By cuntryhuman

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fear da chancla
dont touch mah hat!
kinda rusame
ok
press f to pay respect
oop-
midnight snac
fffaf
why texas aint allowed to cook
and now s.e.(spanish empire) is killed by 3 of his
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unpopular ship
texas and confederate
ok tF

kyle(Florida) and marie isabelle(texas)

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By cuntryhuman


texas: KY (short for kyle) DID YOU EAT MY POWDERED DONUTS?


florida:***mouth full of the mini powdered doghtnuts** NO ISA


texas: WHATS THAT WHITE POWDER ON YOU PANTS

Florida: thats cocaine.

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