Hey.
Listen, um.
I found someone.
Hello.
Hotline Girl ?
Yeah, I'm here.
Wow ! You did all the work by yourself !
Bravo !
Ah. You and your sarcasm. I miss it all the time.
You talk to me all the time.
Right. So..
Who's the unlucky girl ?
Before I say, can I just say that, girl ! Sometimes I think you are over jealous when I like someone..
You wish, Sparrow, you wish.
You have no idea what I wish..
What ?
What ?
What did you just say ?
Well, I technically didn't say anything, I just texted..
I know that dumbass..but..
Anyway
........
Um, it's Laura Clavier.
😲😲😲
I know..
You wanna date the hottest and the most kindest girl in school who is basically the human version of perfection ?
Yep. Oddly accurate.
And why in freaking Olympus do you think she will date you ?
Because I am smart, hot, handsome, charming and the perfect definition of a Greek God.
As if ! In your dreams, Sparrow.
That's right. I do dream of-
Jeannie.
I was gonna say me, but um, okay.
Okay. Laura has a kind heart, so she might let you down slowly.
Did you just-
Alec Benjamin, yes.
Well, what do you know ? She might just like me..
Again, in your dreams..
Why are you so jealous ?!
You wouldn't understand ( not sent )
I am not jealous !!
Why do you always think it's about you ?!
Oh come on ! Go away.
Of course. I'll do it, and I'll do it gladly.
Sure. I don't care. Your services don't work anyway..I'll woo Laura on my own.