Um, Damien ?
Wait, am I dreaming ?
You, the very badass and fiesty, Hotline Girl, decided to text me ?
Wow ! I am making a impression..
Don't get ahead of yourself Drama Mama. I just wanted to ask, how did the date go ?
One word. Describes all. Horrible and boring.
Um, those are three words, but okay !
Sometimes, I really wonder if you really are a nerd..
Keep thinking..
So, main thing ? I am never going out with Hayley again.
Okay. But tell me why ?
Okay. First, she chews with her mouth open. And loud, God was she loud ! Besides, she smiles weirdly when she's eating. She oogles over anything and everything. She even oogled at something which turned out to be the switch board !
Wow. Um, okay. Bad choice. No more dates with her, then. Boy, is she gonna cry.
Whatever. Besides, I have my eyes on somebody else.
Really ? Who ?
Lilliana Summers.
Uh ! Not that again ! I told you once, twice, and a thousand times, leave Sethiana alone !
Why are your texts so toxic ?! Why so negative ?
You are toxic ! I am not negative, I am just..not liking this..besides, don't you know that Seth and Lilliana are already dating ?
What ?!
You didn't know ? Wow..you sure are lagging behind..
Well, I am spending so much time talking to you..like always..maybe I have lost track of the newst gossips..;) ;)
What would you do without me ? ;)
You, Hotline Girl, are too..
No..no, Damien..don't say it..
Fiero ma carino..
Hm ? What ?
Nevermind..
Uh..alright..but no more Lilliana..
Okay. Fine !
Good.
What do I do next ?
Can't you stay single for one day ?!
So that you can hit on me ? Oh darling don't worry..I'll be there for you..;)
Yeah, in your dreams..asshole..
Ouch.
Whatever. I meant, give me some time to find another girl for ya..or you know what ? You could find one yourself..
Then you are of no use..
Of course. Finally ! You'll e off my back. I'll be free !
Well, in that case..nope. Not leaving ya..
Why ?
You're the Cupid. Why would I do the work if you can do it ?
You are one lazy dumbass..
But you like it..;)
No I don't. Now piss off..bye..
No wait.
Hello ?
Hotline Girl !
You always leave me hanging !
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Hey guys ! So, Fiero ma carino means fiesty and cute in Italian..
So, she had no idea to what he was saying..
;) ;) ;)