𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒, dream

By simplyflaw

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❝ why are you throwing bonemeal at me?!" ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ"so you grow the fuck up. ❞ 𝗮𝗺𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 [𝘢𝘮... More

000. prologue
001. the portmanteau's legacy
002. everyone meet god
003. drawing trees on paper
004. appear weak when you are strong and strong when you are weak
005. i solemnly swear that i am up to no good
006. the war to end all wars but not quite
007. someone dictate my will, i'm giving it all to waddles
008. may the 4th be with you
009. i was having a good sleep
010. get out, i need to go to my mind palace
011. gay dinosaur
012. they're just besties
013. shut up, george
014. I think you cracked the case, steve
015. always the goddamn babysitter
016. only in florida
017. the only straight I am is a straight-up bitch
018. act fool
019. shut up emily
021. we had some laughs, it was fun
022. I don't even know a samantha
023. I think there's been some confusion, I'm not the one in trouble here
024. it's the confidence for me
025. are you happy to be in paris?
026. you don't have a TV?
027. it's definitely not excité
028. I say more dumb shit before 9am than most people do all day
029. love or host
030. cereal killer
031. the turning point
032. mother knows best
033. cooties
034. abort mission
035. is there something you want to hear?
036. muffin
037. flatty patty
038. barbie says you're a piece of shit
039. achievement unlocked: the end?
040. achievement unlocked: the end.

020. ten minutes and thirty-nine seconds

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By simplyflaw


-ˋˏ 𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 ˎˊ-

chapter twenty
· ━━━━━━ ୨💌୧ ━━━━━━ ·
❝ ten minutes and thirty-nine seconds ❞




















-ˋˏ irl! ˎˊ-




















After a long day of going out for breakfast, exploring the park, and shopping, the four friends finally made it back to the hotel suite.

Sapnap and George dropped their shopping bags by the entrance. They staggered towards their bedroom and fell on top of their beds while Dream stumbled face-first into the living room's couch.

Malak, however, moved past them and into her room, carefully placing her bags on the floor. Unlike the rest of the guys, she settled on putting away the stuff she bought.

By the time she was done, George was splayed like a starfish and fast asleep, Sapnap was showering, and Dream―

Well, Dream sat on the couch, arms crossed on the back of the sofa and chin resting on them, watching her.

When Malak caught him staring, Dream surprised both her and himself when he smiled at her instead of looking away.

"What's up?" Malak asked hesitantly.

"I'm bored," Dream replies.

"And what exactly do you want me to do about it?" she chuckles and pulls herself up from the ground.

He shrugged. "I don't know."

"Okay," she thought, rounding the couch to sit next to him. "What do you usually do when you're bored?"

Dream's face lit up.

💜 TWITCHㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ20:56 PM
Dream is live: I'm bored and Malak has to deal with the consequences

Malak leaned deeper into her seat and hummed happily as she hugs a drowsy Patches closer.

Dream, who has been looking around to find her another pair of headphones, lifted an eyebrow in amusement.

"I just love your cat so much," Malak sighed. "Patches is so cute! I love seeing your tweets about her."

Dream chuckled. "What about me?"

"You're okay."

The blond scowled at her but she pays him no mind.

She continued brushing the cat's fur with her hand until she feels a hand move her hair away from her face.

Malak looked up just in time for Dream to place the headphones on her head.

"There!" he beamed.

Patches trilled in distress and Malak realizes she's been gripping the poor cat tightly.

"Oh!" she gasped and goes back to running her fingers through Patches's fur. "I'm so sorry, love."

Malak looks back up and Dream's already sitting at his desk, placing another pair of headphones on his head and greeting his viewers.

"Hello!" he grins widely. "Are you guys able to hear me?"

They both watch as his chat floods with yesses.

"That's good, then," Dream laughs. "Hi, everyone," he repeats. "Malak's here too."

"Hello," Malak chuckles. "How's everyone doing?"

username1: Hello 👋

username2: THE UNIVERSE ANSWERED MY PRAYERS

username3: can't wait to wake up tmr to new "Malak bullies Dream for 10 minutes and 39 seconds" videos

username4: just great

username5:ヾ(o˃‿˂o)シ

username6: her again????

username7: LESSGO

username8: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE!! TURN IT UP

username9: o/

username10: i'm actually so happy rn

username11: o/

username12: o/

username13: Hi Dream 💕

username14: FAVOURITE DUO

username15: poggers

"I'm going to assume most of you are doing well, then," Malak laughed.

"How are there seventy thousand of you already!" exclaimed Dream as he logged onto the Dream SMP server.

"I think we both know the answer to that," Malak replied, grinning widely.

Dream rolled his eyes and said nothing. Instead, he silently walked along the prime path leading towards an all-too familiar dirt house.

"What are you doing?" Malak asked suspiciously.

"Guess what I'm about to get."

"On my nerves."

"What—? No," Dream frowned and glanced sideways at her.

Malak waved her fingers and laughed loudly when his face twisted in displeasure.

"You say that as if I always get on your nerves," Dream sighed. "Which I don't, by the way."

"I hate to disagree with you," Malak started but was quickly cut off.

"Please," he scoffed. "You love to disagree with me more than anything, it's your favorite thing in the world—"

"Favorite is a strong word."

"—That's why we fight over stupid shit all the time!—"

"That's because you say stupid shit all the time."

"—At this point, I don't know what you want from me," he continued, ignoring the fact that she kept interrupting him. "I roast you and you hate it. I'm nice to you and you hate it. What if I just die?"

Malak narrowed her eyes and scrutinized him.

"OH, SO YOU HATE THAT TOO!"

- ', [ user 1 ] ꒱ ↷🖇 just donated $25
get married already

Dream spluttered and whirled to look at his chat.

username1: 💍

username2: bro stop whining

username3: malak and dream being an old married couple for 10 minutes and 39 seconds

username4: bro left her speechless

username5: :0

username6: bro wasn't having it

username7: bro when did you ever actually roast her

username8: LITERALLY GET MARRIED

username9: why is everyone saying "bro"

username10: bro what

username11: bro

username12: too late I asked her first

username13: 😳

username14: bro thought

username15: FR LIKE GET A ROOM

"Are you done?" Malak raised a brow, unimpressed.

Dream glanced at her and looked away just as quick. "Yes," he muttered quietly.

"Okay," she sighed softly and pulled her chair closer to his. "Did you get everything off of your chest?"

"Kind of," he muttered. "I'm sorry, I'm frustrated."

"It's okay," she smiled. "I'm sorry too, I can be frustrating sometimes."

"Sometimes?" he quipped. "More like all the time."

"That's fair," she laughed. "So," she inquired, gesturing at the game-screen, "What are you gonna get?"

"Oh," Dream grinned evilly. "I'm gonna get on your nerves, alright."

"You've got to be fucking kidding me."




















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author's note

dream: I don't know what you want from me and it's driving me crazy
malak:

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