*near the Play set*
You: Colleen, abbey, remember if they try anything like to hurt you don't do anything but if they do record it ok?
Colleen: ok! *starts recording*
Abbey: *follows Colleen*
*lunch table*
You: *walks to it*
Katrina: are they Karen's?
You: most likely... *laughs*
Lady 2: are you Colleens Mom?
Lady 4: and are you Abbeys mother?
Katrina: oh no!
You: ok let's talk now... what? *sits down*
Lady 3: your daughter hurt my daughter Jess!
Lady 4: and my daughter Lucy!
Lady 1: what do you have to say about that?
You: nothing
Lady 2: exactly! Because you're a horrible mom and don't diserve to be a mom!
You: *laughs* look ladies! I will not discipline my daughter or her friend for protecting themselves from your demons of a kid! She did right for standing up after all the bullying your daughters did to her! And I am a perfect mother for my kid!
Lady 4: it was your mistake for having her at a young age!
You: young age? *laughs* look Susan! She wasn't planned but she is not a mistake! I love her unlike you love your kids! I was a perfect age for her and still am! I am not like ether of you having kids at 13-14 am I? No! I was careful and always will be ok? Say one more thing about my daughter or my parenting I will not hesitate to sue you all for letting your brats of kids hurt my daughter! Her grandma and I have all the pictures of her body and marks they left her! So try it! I dare you! I have bank I made all myself. Your money is your husbands! So really try.... I'd love to see you try.... *smiles*
Lady 1: I'll get my husband to sue you!
You: *laughs* by the time we actually get a court date I will have gave birth and be able to get freaky... I mean.... will your husbands still sue me if I sleept with them? *laughs*
Katrina: girlllll... *laughs*
You: just face it.... you can't win...
Lady 3: I will send this recording to the police!!!
You: ok? I'm not threatening ether of you... just stating the fact you won't win with all the proof I have!
Kids: *crying and yelling for help in the distance*
Lady 4: LUCY!!
*at the swing set*
Colleen: *swinging with Abbey*
The girls: *crying*
The ladies: *helping their kids get up*
Lady 3: you will hear from our lawyers!
You: you sure about that? Look up! My daughter recorded everything
Lady 2: your daughter is a ugly brat!
Colleen: I know I'm pretty but I'm not so sure about you and your daughter....
Alicia: (Lady 2 daughter) you!! *gies to hit Colleen*
Abbey: *swings on the swing and kicks Alicia back 6 feet*
Katrina: *laughs* *gets Colleens phone where Colleen put it*
You: ok let's go Colleen and abbey!
Colleen: ok mamma!
*traphouse*
Colby: what?!? Sam I can't
Sam: this is a once in a life time Colby!
You: what is?
Colby: nothing. Right Sam?
You: Sam...
Colby: Sam I swear
You: Sam
Sam: *sighs* sorry Colby..... we got offered the once in a life time opportunity to travel and do tours but....
You: then go baby! It's a once in a life time!! Right? Wait what? but?
Sam: we'll most likely be gone when you give birth.... possibly a month after...
You: oh... that's ok! I'll keep myself busy with my moms wedding plans for July... and then writing and publishing more songs and that court case or lawsuit against Colleens bullies and their moms! It's not like I haven't done this before.... my mom and family will be here! Butttttt I know who would love to go with you...
Colby: huh?
Sam: come on Colby! Remember the witches forests? It didn't feel right without Corey there? Then he ended up going and it was perfect? If wouldn't be the same if you weren't there
Colby: but I don't want you to go through that again alone!
You: alone? With my mom and Celia I could never! And what I meant was you can take Colleen and Abbey!
Colby: *laughs* you sure?
You: yes! Now go pack!
Colby: *runs upstairs*
Sam: thank youu
You: don't mention it *leans back on counter* I need space from him... I love him and all but he is around me 24/7....
Sam: I guess you both switched roles!
You: what do you mean?
Sam: when we found you all you wanted was him and to be around him 24/7
You: I was an attention whore ok?
Sam: oh so you're not anymore?
You: not what? Attention whore to just whore? Because I can be a whore all I want!
Katrina: should have seen how she basically threatened those Karen's today!
Sam: what?!?
You: all I said was they wouldn't make their husbands sue me if I were to sleep with them.... *laughs* try winning now bitchessss!! Fuck I want wine...
Sam: wtf...
You: I'm very out of control at the moment!
Sam: I could see
Katrina: then Colleen and abbey both kicked their asses again!
You: yeah... but hey... the Karen's kids had to be taught a lesson! *shrugs*
Colby: ok I got my bags!
You: Colby... that fast in 10 minutes? No! Let me see! You have no style so thank me later! *takes bags upstairs and packs for Colby in 20 minutes*
*down stairs*
You: ok they're all packed!
Colby: 5?!?
Sam: I'm only taking like 3
You: 4 of clothes and the 5th is Colleens dresses and his formal wear! And then these other 2 are Colleens clothes and 3 shoes!
Corey: so 8 suit cases?
Jake: wow...
You: make that 8 and a half! Some spare outfits and stuff to shower and some bath stuff and stuff for the girls! And Abbey and Colleen share same clothes size!
Katrina: all in 20 minutes?
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Anyways
Love you potato's!
*mwah*