"Since when do I sing?"
You: I do weird things all the time *shrugs*. I should probably head back home...if I can call it that.
Back "home":
You: *thinking* Where are the cameramen?
Tony: Where have you been exactly?
You: On the walk I said I was going on.
Tony: That doesn't sound like you.
You: Then why didn't you point that out earlier? Also, since when do you care about how I act?
Tony: Am I not allowed to be curious?
You: No...that's my thing.
Tony: You've trademarked a personality trait?
You: Stop talking like that. Why is everyone talking like me?
Tony: Ok, so you now own curiosity, sarcasm and certain ways of speaking.
You: Ok maybe I'm just paranoid you also act like this, but it's usually more mean-spirited.
Tony: What are you on about?
You: Tony, I have a question.
Tony: This oughta be interesting.
You: What's the oddest thing I do?
Tony: Ooh, that's a tough one. I'd say your weird little musical numbers.
You: W-
Tony: Which I was wondering if you could, for Avengers Day, maybe have a little introduction for me as the amazing leader of this team.
You: I thought Steve-nevermind.
Tony: It's a back and forth argument. And besides, Steve won't make it, he's too-
You: B-U-S-Y. I know.
Tony: So...can you do it?
You: Isn't that slightly...odd?
Tony: I can have a choreography group to dance as well. Look, on A-Day, people like to see uplifting and fun things. And whether it's bad or good, there is a positive in both outcomes.
You: Tony...where are the cameramen?
Tony: Oh, so you miss them now?
You: It's only been a d-
Sam: Hey!
You: Hi?
Tony: I have some paperwork to look through *Leaves*.
Sam: So, how are you and Steve?
You: He hasn't been talking to me lately. Pretty much avoiding me.
Sam: He's on a mission.
You: Right, but before that...wait a minute, last I checked my problems with Steve started after he left a room with you in it. You son of a-
Sam: Woah woah, slow down. I know I've made my mistakes but I admit I was wrong about you two.
You: Ok, I am very confused. I need some time to process how nothing has made sense for the past hour. Did I wake up at 2PM 2 weeks into the future or something? Is this a joke? No can't be-ugh!
Soon after:
Sam: Is it me or is Y/N being really weird?
Tony: I mean it's Y/N. You have to expect it at this point. It'd be weird if he was acting normal.
Clint: Maybe he misses Steve.
Bruce: He does seem lost when Steve's not around.
Peter: I think that's kind of sweet.
Tony: I think he's too dependent on Steve. It's good he has some time alone from him.
Sam: Apparently Steve's been ignoring him or something.
Tony: Bingo. He just needs some time to get used to not being around Steve every second. It's good for him.
Meanwhile²:
You: I really need to vent. How do I vent...to myself. I guess I'll just do a "weird musical number".
You: 🎵🎶The Avengers are against me, it seriously offends me. And no one mends the-
*knock*
You: Yes?
Tony: Today's the big day.
You: What big day?
Tony: Are you kidding right now? It's A-Day!
You: Did it take me a week to sing one line?
Tony: Come on, it's showtime.
You: Coming.
There was this big crowd next to a stage, obviously meant to introduce the Avengers, and you always wanted to participate ever since you became an Avenger. But now it's a bit anxiety-inducing. You were nervous considering you'd usually talk to people through the camera during the reality show, however being in front of all these people just felt weird. And you had to make a musical introduction to stroke the ego of Stark, a non-apparent ego. After all the Avengers were announced, it was time for you to enter center stage...or pave the way for Iron Man to take center stage. (Yes this musical part is filler and makes no sense but it'll be worth it?)
(As you can tell, I am a Phineas and Ferb fan) (Also I forgot the lyrics I made a couple of months ago so this is gonna be a mess) (And like last time this song is already meta so changing the lyrics was difficult)
You: 🎶🎵 You're probably so excited
With no need to hide it
We have drums, horns, and flutes
A bunch of superheroes
Whilst you jump in your free rows
That is a guaranteed absolute
You'll be blown away
So keep your phones at bay
You'll expand your eyes and brows
You're about to meet him
The best at teamin'
You're about to meet him righhhht-
After he flies through the sky
Like a robotic spy
But I've still got some verses to sing
It's kind of enticing
Like cake with some icing
But the noise might make your ears ring.
You'll feel nice and pleasant
His suit's luminescent
You'll feel safer somehow
You're about to meet him
The villains can't beat him
You're about to meet him right...
After a message from me.
*makes a whole speech about equality*
*clears throat* Time to stop mopin'
There's the hero you're scopin'
With some fireworks too
And I've been singing so much, I can't feel my lips touch 🎶🎵
I'll stop right now.
And after that performance, out came the fabled hero in his legendary armor.
Later:
You: That was great. I hope it's as good next yea-Steve?
There Steve was. Back from his mission. You were in a good mood but it was ruined when you remembered what Steve has been doing, or in fact, NOT been doing these past few weeks.
You: Are you gonna talk to me today or-
Steve ran up to you and kissed you without warning. You were very much mad at him but this was a good apology.
Naturally, you kissed back. Finally, you and Steve shared a passionate, loving kiss...
And then you "woke up" (?)
I probably shouldn't leave this on a cliffhanger considering my inconsistent updating but I'm really excited to write more and to reach Part 100 so I can finally write something new. And I swear this isn't the "it was all a dream" excuse. There is more to it. Until next time, stay safe and healthy. Hopefully, people still care about this.
- Gabriel