A/N: after facing with Cella, you realize that You and the others may need more help in dealing with her and the androids. As You go to get said help, Trunks and Krillin go to the secret basement under Gero's destroyed lab.
Cella, with her wounds now regenerated and healed, was running through a forest until she reached a highway. She read a road sign to see where she was.
Imperfect Cella: all right. So South City is to the North, North City is to the West, and East City is...also to the North. ...Where the f**k am I?!
A bus with "Jeepers Creepers" playing on the radio appeared on the road and crashed as the driver swerved to avoid Cella.
Coach Roger: ma'me, I need to ask you to move off the road. We have a very important game today against the West City Southerners and we're already running late.
Cella was in her own thoughts while reading a billboard.
Imperfect Cella: aww, East City has a Panda Sanctuary, that's cute.
Coach Roger: I am now going to start applying the horn.
He started honking the horn.
Coach Roger: I am now going to use it again.
He honked the horn twice.
Coach Roger: I will now continue to use the horn until you politely move.
He honked the horn six times, causing Cella to turn her head and stare at the coach. After a brief pause, the coach honked the horn again. Causing Cella to mimic the beeping of the horn.
Imperfect Cella: Beep. Beep!
The coach continued to honk the horn repeatedly and Cella kept saying Beep.
Imperfect Cella: Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! BEEEEEEEP!
She soon turned her head away after another pause and thinking.
Imperfect Cella's mind: now, I just need to find my sisters before....
Bucko: hey, you giant green pylon, you ain't no car, so get off the road! Else me and the boys are gonna have to make your face look like your ass, and your ass look like your face!
Imperfect Cella: mmm... Hey, you. I wanna make a joke about your team. What's its name?
Bucko: the East City Westmen!
East City Westmen: Hoo-Hah!
Imperfect Cella's mind: ...oh, I am too hungry for this shit.
She started to absorb Bucko and did the same with the rest of the football team as the coach tried to make a getaway.
Imperfect Cella: BEEP! BEEP!
She reached through the glass and took the coach.
Back at the ruins of Ginger Town, You were in your human form, tending to your injures as Piccolo, Trunks, and Krillin were talking with You.
Trunks: so this thing used one of Goka's attacks?!
(Y/N): mine as well. Whatever this creature is, it's got our DNA. Meaning it knows all the moves we know. She could be an even stronger threat than the Androids.
Piccolo: damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, DAMN IT!
Krillin: wow, Piccolo's pulling a your mom.
Vegeta: damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, DAMN IT!
She said as she arrived.
Krillin: oh, yeah. See?
Trunks: and now we have this...
Vegeta landed and walked up to Piccolo first since she could feel his power was much bigger than the last time she was around him.
Vegeta: You! Namekian! Too strong! Explain now!
Trunks: he fused with Kami so he could become stronger.
Vegeta: the f**k's a Kami?
Krillin: basically God.
Vegeta: but I'm still here!
Trunks: do you really believe your own hype that much?
Vegeta: I AM THE HYPE!!!
(Y/N): oh give it a rest already.
Vegeta then turned her attention to You.
Vegeta: and You! Why the hell didn't you f**cking help me out when I was fighting that robo bitch?! Sure as hell didn't stop you from doing it on Namek!
(Y/N): I didn't help you this time because after the animocity you've been showing towards our son.
Vegeta growled in annoyance.
Tien arrived.
Tien: hey, finally found you guys. Just followed Vegeta's screaming. What'd I miss?
Krillin: Piccolo fused with Kami.
Tien: oh, that finally came full circle.
Piccolo: more importantly, there's a new threat: another android created by Dr. Gero!
Tien was shocked to hear this.
Vegeta: DO I HEAR FIVE?!
(At Kame House).
ChiChi: everyone! You have to come quickly!
Gohan: aw, but we were about to drink our lima bean and lentil smoothies.
Master Roshi: yeah, they taste like vomit, but they keep me regular. I'm like a soft-serve ice cream machine in the mornin'!
ChiChi: no time for those! Come upstairs!
Master Roshi: I'm comin', I'm comin'...
He said as he ran up the stairs before arriving at the door.
Master Roshi: I came. Heh!
ChiChi: look! Look at Goka!
Goka was smiling in her sleep.
Logan:.................. she's smiling. -_-
Oolong: what a miracle we have witnessed. Allow me to go call the local news.
He said sarcastically.
ChiChi: I've had to deal with her screaming bloody murder for the last three hours, I'll take what I can get.
Master Roshi: I wonder what she's dreamin' about...
(In Goka's dream).
Goka was dressed as Monkey D. Luffy.
Pirate Goka: yay! I'm Pirate Goka! Are you ready for an adventure, Sword-Guy Piccolo?
She asked Piccolo, who was dressed like Roronoa Zoro.
Sword-Guy Piccolo: uh, actually, I think you need to wake up. The androids are......
Pirate Goka: wait, look! It's Ninja Goka!
She said as she saw another Goka, who was dressed as Naruto Uzumaki.
Ninja Goka: hey, Pirate Goku! Let's go on an adventure!
Pirate Goka: yeah!
(Back to Reality).
Goka: yeah...
She said in her sleep.
Back at Ginger Town, You and the others just got through explaining everything to Tien.
Piccolo: so yeah, that's basically it in a nutshell.
Krillin: You mean a nut-CEL....
(Y/N) Piccolo, Tien, Trunks, & Vegeta: SHUT UP!!!
Tien: so if Cell manages to find whatever she's missing, she'll become even stronger?
(Y/N): I guess? She was pretty vague about it. No matter what, though, if she and the androids join forces, none of us will stand a chance.
Vegeta: says you.
Tien: and here we go...
Vegeta: I don't care how many people the Namekian fuses with, he'll never be as strong as a Super Saiyan.
Piccolo: not really much of a milestone anymore.
Vegeta: as for me, I will find a level beyond a Super Saiyan.
Tien: ...so what? Like a Mega Saiyan? Ultra Saiyan?
Vegeta: ...You're mocking me.
Tien: maximum Over-Saiyan?
Vegeta: F**K OFF, TRICOLPS!!!
(Y/N): Omega Supreme Saiyan?
Vegeta: F**CK YOU BOTH!
She flew off.
Krillin: why do you antagonize her like that? You know she can kill you, right?
Tien: at this point, it's a game. If she gives in, I win. And she knows that.
Trunks: crazy thought... If that Cell's from another timeline, then there's gotta be one in this timeline, too.
Tien: pretty sure that emotional episode you had earlier leveled Gero's lab.
Krillin: well, he was a mad scientist. Shot in the dark: maybe he's got a basement?
Trunks: aw, crapbaskets.
Krillin: oh, you say that, too?
(Y/N): I better head off then.
Tien: where are you going?
(Y/N): if we're dealing with powerful Androids and a new one who's even stronger than them, then I need to at least try and get some extra help. That's why I'm going to head to the Sky Pillar to try.
You soon turned to your Rayquaza form and took off to the Direction of the Sky Pillar.
Piccolo: all right, then. Trunks, you go back to Gero's lab. I'm going after Cella.
Krillin: I'm going with Trunks to go after Cella.
Tien: and I'm going with Piccolo to...go after...Cella?
Krillin: ...break!
He and Trunks departed.
Piccolo: so, now that I have the chance to say this, um, sorry my dad killed Chiaotzu.
Tien gave a quite glare at Piccolo.
Nail: (annnd you made it awkward.)
Meanwhile, Cella was at the outskirts of Nicky Town.
Imperfect Cella: hey, there, cherry. What's your name?
She then spoke in a different tone in her voice to try and sound like it was the town talking to her for some reason.
"Nicky Town": my name is Nicky Town. Who are you?
Imperfect Cella: name's Cella.
She licked her beak-mouth.
Imperfect Cella: and you are lookin' fine.
"Nicky Town": well, thank you, Ms. Cella, but you're just saying that.
Imperfect Cella: oh, I don't say that to every town I come across.
"Nicky Town": Mrs Cella, please absorb me!
Imperfect Cella: oh, don't worry, I'll get around to it.
"Nicky Town": why don't you do it now, Ms. Cella?!
Imperfect Cella: ok..ok....okay, I'm in the middle of something right now...
"Nicky Town": no, right now, Ms. Cella! Right NOW!
Cella then lost her temper.
Imperfect Cella: BITCH, I DO WHAT I WANT!!!
Things got into an awkward silence for a bit.
With Trunks and Krillin, They were exploring the ruins of Dr. Gero's lab.
Krillin: oh, my God, was it always this cold? We were here at noon, it was not this cold!
Trunks: well, if you need to warm up, start looking.
He began to shoot ki blasts at various ruins.
Krillin: you know, I sometimes complain about our lifestyle, but honestly, shooting lasers is fun!
He started making laser noises as he fired off blasts.
Krillin: Pe-chew! Pe-chew! Pe-chew!
Trunks: are you...making laser noises?
Krillin: all the time in my head. Why, is that weird?
Trunks: .........
He began making laser noises with his blasted as well.
Trunks: Pe-pew!
Krillin: Pe-chew!
Trunks: Pew!
Krillin: Pe-chew!
Trunks saw a broken ladder leading beneath the rubble.
Trunks: hey, there it is!
Krillin: well, we can't climb down that, it's broken.
Trunks: just come on.
Both of them float down inside.
Krillin: Whee!
The two land.
Krillin: wheehee...
Trunks: I need to ask you a favor...
Krillin: what's that?
Trunks: If we find anymore androids down here... Please don't tell my mother.
Krillin: I swear on my life. Unless he threatens my life, in which case...
Trunks opened the door to the basement, revealing a super-computer.
Krillin: wow. Danger, Will Robinson.
(Insert Dr. Gero's Super Computer replying with an "Oh No" here).
Trunks: who's Will Robinson?
Krillin: the future is no fun.
Trunks: It's really not... Huh?
He noticed a tank.
Trunks: hey, so, if I were a gambling man...
Krillin: huh? Oh, my God.... It's adorable!
He said as he was looking at present Cella's fetus inside the tank.
Krillin: well, time to waste it.
Trunks: no, wait!
Krillin: aw.......
Trunks looked around the basement and found some papers on the table. Neither him or Krillin noticed a door that had the words "Other Basement" on it.
Trunks: these... These are the schematics for the androids! We could use these to find a way to turn them off!
Krillin's mind: don't ask how to turn them on. Don't ask how to turn her on. Don't ask how to turn Android 18 on!!
He soon spoke out loud.
Krillin: how do you turn Android 17 on?
Krillin's mind: SHIT!!!
Trunks: also, it lists their real names! Lapis and Lazuli... And apparently, Android 16 was modeled after Gero's son!
Krillin: ...are you making that up? It sounds like you're making that up.
Trunks: no, it's all here! Really!
Krillin: well, okay. Grab those and let's kill Cell!
Trunks: hold on, I........ I've been thinking... Technically it's never done anything wrong... So...doesn't it have the right to life?
Krillin: this isn't about a right to life! It's about making a choice... A choice we both need to make. A choice between a terrible mistake that can ruin lives and f**k it, I'm dropping the pretenses. We're aborting Cella!
He fired a blast at fetus Cella's tank, destroying it as the basement starts caving in.
Krillin: Boo-yah!
Trunks: all right, let's get out of here before this place comes down on our heads.
Krillin: sorry, just a little caught up in gloating.
They both fleed
Krillin: I KILLED CELLA!!!
They both of them managed to make it outside.
Krillin: hasta la vista, baby!
He fired one last blast at the basement, creating an enormous explosion.
Krillin: probably should have backed up first...
He started coughing as he was covered in soot. Trunks soon flew away.
Krillin: that was fun. We should hang out more.
Meanwhile, Piccolo and Tien were investigating the bus Cella dealt with earlier.
Piccolo: nothing but clothes with stab marks; Cella's calling card.
Tien: aw, damn it. She killed my star battle back. My entire fantasy team just went straight to hell.
Piccolo: are you serious?
Tien: what? I have hobbies.
Piccolo: no, you don't.
At Nicky Town, two guys by the name of TJ and Wombat were heard on a radio.
TJ: hey there, Nicky Town. This is your local station 98.5, The Nick, where TJ......
Wombat: and the Wombat-Wombat-Wombat.
TJ: what's the weather looking like out there, Wombat?
Wombat: Wombat Weather Forecast! We're in the middle of an impossible heat wave, a balmy 104 degrees, so make sure you stay hydrated! Real hydrated!
Cella started absorbing a man in Nicky Town.
TJ: and in local sports news, many of our listeners are still waiting at the stadium for the East City Westmen, who are becoming increasingly late to the game. Probably hit some traffic on the turnpike...
Wombat: or maybe they're just scared!
A woman was screaming in terror as Cella approached her. Sometime after during the whole thing going on in the radio, they soon got a call.
TJ: oh, looks like we got our first call-in of the segment! Hello there, caller. What can TJ...
Wombat: and the Wombat!
TJ: ...do for you?
Imperfect Cella: hello there, I....
A man could be heard screaming through the phone.
Imperfect Cella: okay, hold on, hold on...
She killed the man and relished it.
Cella: ah, there. Okay. Could you play "Video Killed the Radio Star"?
TJ: wow, uh, we usually only do the top 20...
Wombat: but today, we'll make an exception for you, killer!
Imperfect Cella: Oh, shucks. Thanks, fellas.
The song began to play.
Imperfect Cella: I'll be right in.
TJ: wh..... what? What'd she say?
A door was heard breaking open.
TJ: oh, God...! Oh, God! WHAT IS THAT THING?! NO! NO, GET AWAY!!! GET AWAY FROM WOMBAT!!! NO! PUT HIM DOWN!!! NO!!! WHY, GOD?! OH GOD, I LOVED YOU, WOMBAT!!! I LOVED YOU SO MUCH!!!
The two screamed as they as they were absorbed by Cella, just like the rest of Nicky Town.
Imperfect Cella: hey, welcome back to 98.5, The Cell. We have another caller making a request...
Caller: please don't kill me!!
Imperfect Cella: sorry, that's not in the lineup.
She was heard absorbing the guy.
Imperfect Cella: speaking of the lineup, in the next half-hour, we've got "Hungry Like the Wolf" by Duran Duran, "Killing Me Softly With His Song" by Lauren Hill, followed by "All By Myself". Now, don't touch that dial...
(Meanwhile).
You were flying above the ocean as you were still heading to Your destination. Time eventually past as You soon saw it up ahead, The Sky Pillar.
(Y/N): never thought I would have to ever do this. But, give the circumstances, I don't think I have a choice.
You flew to the very top of the Sky Pillar and stopped there before turning your head up to the sky and let out a massive roar that was heard from miles.
Moments after the roar, A Volcano erupted as well as a part of the ocean produced violent waves.
A/N: The Big Boys Are Back In Town.