"NEVAH! IM MORE KAWAII DESU-KA!" Dirk shouted, which ended up with karkat throwing a potato at him.
(if Romano was here, it would be a tomato)
Jake just pushed his glasses up, sighing, the pulled you into his arms. "But, (y/n) you think I'm kawaii-er?" Dirk snatched you, kissing your cheek "No, (y/n) thinks I'm kawaii-er."
You blushed, and pushed them away "Your both kawaii, but if you think that I'll date you for that. No, because I'm taken."
Sollux appeared, wrapping his arm around your waist "Shup bithches." he said, kissing your cheek.
(MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY, ITS A PLOTTWIST BECAUSE LISTEN LISTEN LINDA, ITS-A PLOT TWIST SAM)