Hotline Girl !
Hey Sparrow.
So..guess what ?
You're texting to know where to take Hayley for the date..
Wow. That was accurate..how did you..know ?
Well, you are dumb enough to make me understand what's going on..
Oh.
Wait, you're not gonna complain that I called you dumb..?
Guess not. It kinda grew on me, you calling me dumb..
Ah.
So..where do I take a girl on a date ?
Well, it depends on the girl..you know..
Okay. Where would you like to go on a date ?
How does it even matter ? I'm never going on a date with you.
Ah. Worth a try. Anyway, just tell me..so I can get ideas..
Well, for me, I would want to take long walks through the museums and libraries..and well, a trip to the amusement park, maybe ? And probably a picnic under the stars..
Woah. You, missy, have a great demand for dates, and apparently a great expectation from boys..
Well, what can a girl do ? The books have raised the standard of boys so high, that everyone looks like an idiot dumbass to me..
Hey !
Yep. Now shut up. We're not talking about other girls, not me, but about Hayley. Okay ?
Okay.
Okay. So, I was saying- wait, did we just-
Quote The Fault in Our Stars ? Yes. Yes, we did.
Wow.
I know. It just happened like that. Not intentional at all.
No, not that. I'm surprised that you even know what The Fault in Our Stars is !
I have a sister if you didn't notice.
Ah. Makes sense now.
Whatever. Now, where should I take Hayley ?
Um, she likes art. She literally obsesses over them. So, why not take her to an art museum or gallery ? Or maybe an art exhibition, and then lunch and coffee at Madame Eudoria's Cafe. I heard the cafe is filled with art, or is art inspired. She'll love it.
Wow. You really know your way through the love coach thing.
Of course. I am a professional.
But art museum will be the death of me.
Oh come on. Two hours in an art museum won't kill you..
Fine. Whatever.
So, you're gonna go out there, be a good guy, all gentlemanly, and treat her well.
......
Okay ?
Okay.
Okay.
We did it again.
Did what ?
Can't you see ?
Whatever it is, I'm too busy.
Fine. But I'm gonna text you during the date.
She's gonna think that you're blowing off.
I don't care. You're gonna be texting me.
......
Okay ?
Okay.
Okay.
We did it again.
Oh.
OH.
Yes...
Um, well, uh, bye..
Wait..
Hotline Girl ?
Hello ?
Okay. Bye.