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-ˋˏ 𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 ˎˊ-
↳ chapter fourteen „
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❝ I think you cracked the case, steve ❞
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-ˋˏ insta! ˎˊ-
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nihaachuu i loved your outfit sm
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username4 what's with the editing
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↳ username5 @username4 wdym
↳ username4 @username5 there is no way she's this fucking tall
↳ username2 @username4 you've started pissing me off lately 🙂
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━━━━━ August 2020 ━━━━━
Tommy
man
Tommy
english is so BORING
Tommy
I want to speak french like Wilbur
Malak
Wilbur speaks french?
Fundy
yeah
Fundy
but it's so BAD
Menace
french is such a gay language
Malak
🤨
Menace
"oh la la" sounds gay as hell
Fundy
HAHAHA
Menace
no offence
Malak
none taken??
↱ Menace "oh la la" sounds gay as hell
Tommy
I'm British and I know that nobody actually says that
Fundy
except for Wilbur
Tommy
yes
Tommy
except for WILBUR
Tommy
the fucking nerve that bitch has
Menace
LOL
Tommy
Malak
Malak
Tommy
Tommy
can you teach me how to speak french?
Menace
ME TOO!!!
Malak
sure Lol
Tommy
👑
↱ Tommy the fucking nerve that bitch has
Menace
how do we say bitch in french?
Slimer
omg
Malak
there are many different ways to call someone a bitch
Tommy
ARE YOU TELLING ME THERE IS MORE THAN ONE WORD FOR BITCH?????
Malak
the most common one is "petasse"
Malak
which is for the basic, trashy bitches
Menace
:0
Malak
and then there is "connasse"
Malak
which is for the mean bitches
Malak
there's also "conne" for the dumb bitches
Slimer
how many ways can you call a person a bitch―
Malak
and "morue" for the dirty bitches
Fundy
BRO?
Malak
"grognasse" is for the fat, ugly bitches
Fundy
HOW MANY ARE THERE??
Malak
my favourite thing is adding grosse in front of the bitch words
Malak
it makes it sound so much more powerful
Tommy
elaborate
Malak
for example "grosse petasse"
Malak
or like "grosse connasse"
Malak
"grosse poufiasse"
Menace
woahh
Tommy
THANK YOU!!
Tommy
Wilbur won't know what hit him
Slimer
I don't think that teaching the children all the different ways to call someone a bitch was a good idea
Menace
shut up PETASSE
Tommy
YEAH!
Tommy
SHUT UP YOU BASIC TRASHY BITCH!!
Fundy
💀
Malak
I can't believe you walked right into that one
Slimer
yeah
Slimer
I guess I did
Slimer
anyway, what's George doing?
Malak
snoring
Slimer
???
Pretty Boy
I don't SNORE
Malak
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP
↱ Pretty Boy I don't SNORE
Slimer
that's not what Malak said though?
↱ Pretty Boy I don't SNORE
Malak
then what was that?
Pretty Boy
It was a meme
Pretty Boy
I snorted
Malak
you mean like a pig?
Pretty Boy
😑
Tommy
HAHAHAHA
Wilbur
first message to pop up in my notifs as soon as I land
Wilbur
I'm going to send this to Technoblade
Tommy
ALREADY SENT IT BEFORE YOU GROSSE CONNE
Menace
PFFTTTT
Wilbur
what the hell is a "grosse conne"
↱ Slimer I don't think that teaching the children all the different ways to call...
Slimer
I take that back
Malak
of course you do
↱ Wilbur what the hell is a "grosse conne"
Wilbur
and why does it translate to "big bitch"
Tommy
HAHAHAHAH
Slimer
I CAN'T BREATHE
Big Bitch
it says it's french
Big Bitch
WHO TAUGHT TOMMY FRENCH
Tommy
it was Dream
Menace
Dream
Slimer
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS ME?!?!!
Big Bitch
don't worry, Dream
Big Bitch
I believe you
Slimer
thanks?
Big Bitch
you can barely speak English, let alone French
Malak
😭
Slimer
You are on thin fucking ice, Wilbur Soot.
Tommy
you mean Big Bitch?
Big Bitch
you think you're so funny, Tommy
Slimer
he hasn't yet realised
Tommy
makes sense
Big Bitch
realised what?
Big Bitch
OH MY GOD
Big Bitch
TUBBO
Big Bitch
STOP CHANGING OUR NAMES
Slimer
who's Tubbo?
Menace
no clue, boss man
Tommy
you're jet-lagged, Wilbur
Tommy
you're imagining shit
Big Bitch
I think you cracked the case, Tommy
Tommy
GO FUCK YOURSELF
Malak
mm that's a bit lame and outdated, Toms
Slimer
it makes you sound like a peasant
Slimer
you should try saying "you're a coward and history will forget you"
Malak
bold AND intense? I like it
Slimer
yeah
Slimer
AND it will make you sound like you have a fuckton of dabloons
Malak
what the hell are dabloons?
Menace
MONEY
↱ Malak bold AND intense? I like it
Malak
I love it*
Slimer
what can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible
Malak
had us in the first half, ngl
Slimer
FUCK
↱ Slimer what can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible
Slimer
irresistible*
Malak
AHAHAHAHA
↱ Slimer AND it will make you sound like you have a fuckton of dabloons
Tommy
are you saying it'll make me sound rich??
Slimer
basically
Tommy
RICHER THAN I ALREADY AM???
Slimer
definitely
Sapnap
hey guys
Sapnap
what's going on?
Slimer
I thought you were sleeping??
Sapnap
not when your ass is laughing this hard
Malak
😭😭
Sapnap
HI BABE
Malak
Sapnap, darling!!
Slimer
I think I missed a couple of chapters
Sapnap
how was your day?
Malak
HAD A LOT OF FUN
Malak
George and I are waiting for our flight so I'm gonna tell you all abt it
Slimer
should I buckle up? I feel like you're going to expose somebody
Malak
some bodies*
Sapnap
OHOHOHOH
Sapnap
THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD 😈
Menace
I LIKE THIS!
Menace
WHAT IS THIS?
Slimer
she has pictures
Menace
what's wrong with pictures?
Slimer
blackmail
Menace
what's blackmail??
Sapnap
at this point, he's just messing around
Menace
hehe 😁
↱ Malak some bodies*
Tommy
I'm scared?
Malak
good
Malak
let's start with you
Tommy
WAIT HAHA
Malak
so we were sitting on a bench by the beach after George and I had breakfast with Wilbur, Niki and Fundy
Malak
Tommy and Tubbo were arguing; very light banter that's sole purpose was to rile someone up
Malak
someone was riled up alright
Menace
OMG THAT'S WHEN WILBUR RAN AFTER TOMMY FOR A GOOD FIVE MINUTES
Tommy
HE PUNCHED ME
Big Bitch
YOU DESERVED IT
Pretty Boy
that was hilarious
Slimer
LOL
↱ Malak someone was riled up alright
Big Bitch
I look ridiculous
Big Bitch
please delete this
Nihachu
I don't think you look ridiculous!
Nihachu
I think you look cute 😊
Malak
don't lie to him, Niki
Nihachu
I'm not?
Tommy
she meant you look ugly
Big Bitch
fuck you
Malak
no, fuck YOU
Big Bitch
I―
Malak
you were saying?
Sapnap
absolutely DESTROYED 😍
Tommy
BAHAHAHA
Nihachu
omg hehe
Slimer
I CAN'T
Malak
personal favourite moment though
Sapnap
WHAT THE FAWK 😃
Malak
oops?
Slimer
HE'S LITERALLY A MINOR
Tommy
SHUT UP GREEN MAN
Pretty Boy
when did that happen??
Menace
you went to the restroom
Pretty Boy
for FIVE seconds
↱ Malak personal favourite moment though
Menace
the guy in the picture is my best friend
Tommy
I'm the best friend
Malak
I still can't believe Wilbur is 6'5
Malak
he's so tall he's built like a giraffe
Big Bitch
we've already had this conversation before
Malak
so tall
Malak
literally a big bitch
Tommy
BAHAHAGA
↱ Malak literally a big bitch
Big Bitch
YOU'RE 5'9
Sapnap
she's what now
Menace
oh yeah
Menace
Malak is TALL
Menace
not Wilbur tall tho
Malak
didn't you guys see my Instagram post?
Sapnap
I thought it was the angle or smthg
Sapnap
was gonna ask you to tell me how you made yourself look so long
Pretty Boy
LONG 😭
Malak
how tall did you guys think I was?
Sapnap
I'm gonna be honest
Sapnap
I was kinda hoping you were around 5'4
Tommy
Tubbo's not that short and that's saying a lot
Menace
very true
Sapnap
LEAVE ME ALONE
Malak
😭😭😭
Pretty Boy
I think Malak is shorter than me
Malak
good thing you don't get paid for thinking
Big Bitch
Malak is DEFINITELY taller than you, Gogy
Slimer
there is no way
Malak
why are we fighting over how tall I am??
Menace
I wish I was tall and skinny
Malak
☝😀
Menace
like Abraham Lincoln
Malak
✊😶
Sapnap
CRYING
Slimer
WHAHAT
Big Bitch
I'm just surprised he spelt it right
Malak
of course he did, look at him! so proud
Menace
YOOOOOO
Menace
THAT'S ME!!
Malak
THAT'S YOU
Menace
YAY :D
Pretty Boy
guys
Pretty Boy
Malak keeps on telling me not to post this because I look stupid
Slimer
what the hell is this?
Pretty Boy
hype me up
↱ Pretty Boy Malak keeps on telling me not to post this because I look stupid
Sapnap
I approve
Pretty Boy
YESSSS
Sapnap
of Malak's statement
Malak
HA
↱ Pretty Boy Malak keeps on telling me not to post this because I look stupid
Tommy
weirdchamp
↱ Pretty Boy Malak keeps on telling me not to post this because I look stupid
Big Bitch
GOGY 😍
Pretty Boy
go away, Wilbur
Tommy
GOGYYY
Malak
then there's this picture I took of Wilbur and Niki right before George and I left
Big Bitch
nice
Nihachu
awww 💕
Nihachu
Thank you!!
Malak
you're welcome, lovely
Big Bitch
do you have any pictures of Fundy?
Fundy
whomst has summoned the almighty one
Malak
only one, but he was frowning at the camera
Fundy
that's because you made fun of me right before you took that
Malak
you were acting a little too tall for you're actual height
Fundy
I'M SIX FOOT THREE
Malak
YOU CAN'T TALK DOWN TO ME FROM THAT HEIGHT
Fundy
SIX
Fundy
FOOT
Fundy
THREE
Malak
👉🏻🙄👈🏻
Sapnap
the girls are fighting
Pretty Boy
what's new?
Slimer
I'm just glad it's not me
Sapnap
are you?
Slimer
not really
↱ Malak 👉🏻🙄👈🏻
Slimer
You're such a child
Malak
I will not even hesitate to strangle you tomorrow.
Slimer
Can you even reach my neck?
Sapnap
he's probably into that
Pretty Boy
SAPNAP
Pretty Boy
STOP FUELING THE FIRE
Sapnap
sorry not sorry
Pretty Boy
I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS FOR ANOTHER TEN MINUTES
Sapnap
but I can
Sapnap
🤳🏻🤼♂️
↱ Slimer Can you even reach my neck?
Malak
you make me so angry so quickly
Malak
it's remarkable
Slimer
I literally said only 6 words?
Malak
yet here I am, boiling with rage
Slimer
just say sorry and it'll all be over
Malak
okay, I'm sorry
Pretty Boy
OMG YES
Malak
that you're a PIECE OF SHIT
Pretty Boy
WE'RE BOARDING EARLIER
Malak
finally
Malak
I was getting tired
Pretty Boy
yawning every other second
Malak
I'm SLEEPY
Slimer
you should gather some energy through the flight, then
Slimer
if not, you'll just sleep when you land
Slimer
no biggie
Malak
yeah, maybe I should
Malak
have a nice night, asshole
Slimer
you too, princess
Sapnap
😳
↱ Slimer you too, princess
Malak
look me in the eyes and repeat that dumbass shit you just said
Slimer
HAHAHAHA
Pretty Boys
MALAK GET OFF DISCORD
Malak
jesus christ
Malak
OKAY
Slimer
safe flight, you two!!
Sapnap
NOOO
Sapnap
I WAS HAVING FUN
Sapnap
don't leave me please
Slimer
I'm watching ghostbusters
Sapnap
say less
Sapnap
🏃 💨
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author's note„
as you can see, I love quoting shows and stuff haha