Salaam wattrokers!!
JAZAKILLA FOR THE 1.41K VIEWWWWWWWWS
AND THE 500+ VOTESSSSSSSS
IMMA HOST A PAAAAAAAARTEEEEY! BY GIVING OU TWO FRIKIN UPDATESSS
AND THE CROWD GOES WIIIIIIIILD!!! *followed by ya'aal screams*
Wooooh, lets get down!
1. Family events.
I give you a rough image *cue merchand from frozen* yaa?!
(Ps jif it says baji it means moi)
*texting BFF of phone*
Cousin age 5-"Bajjiiiiiii can you play dolls with me,"
No I cant but if I don't you gott dem shaaaaarp teeth you aint afraid to bare
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*sitting down to eat biyani*
Aunt- "so I was speaking to Abdullahs mom you know?! " *wiggles yebrows disturbingly*
No NO I really really dont
(Biryani is like a type of rice with chicken and spices and all sooooo gooooood)
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*eid day walks into some aunt or somethings house*
Random granny dude- "Ohhhhhh putr mashallah Allah maaf kariya to edi vadi oh gayi?" (Ohhhhhhh darling mashallah Allah bless you/ help you you've gone that big?")
*plants wet sloppy nasty gross yucky cringy kiss on my cheek*
Me-*mouths "help" to mom and mom calls into kitchen* THANKS MOM
N.o.c.o.m.m.e.n.t
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No.2 Traditions
On a Quraan qhutum (prefrebly the 1st) we shower the mabrook with confetti somehow it ends up down their back and in their trousers/pants. 0.o
On any special event at meal time the children all eat together and drink Pepsi then a little kid will spill it all over the floor (I dunno if it is by purpose but it happens all the time) Or someone will step in some else's plate of food. 0.o
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No.3 The Hate.
Thar rude, annoying hate you get. IM SO SORRY IM A GREAT GREAT GRANDCHILD OF AN IMMEGRANT
SHEESH!!!
Anyways
*INSERT A RANT HERE*
im dead now so bye bye
Storyzrok