Sometimes, that girl who seems so strong, who never lets what people say bother her, who smiles and laughs with her friends all the time, is really the girl who, deep down, is falling to pieces.
3 guys are in a cafe
one says: ive got the smallest arm of the world!
another says: ive got the smallest head of the world!
last one says: ive got the smallest dick of the world!
the 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.
first one goes first and returns happy: ive really got the smallest arm in the world!
second returns happy too: ive really got the smallest head of the world!
lastone returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER!
Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm out-going. But only my BEST friends know that I'm completely insane! :D
You bump into a table, it doesn't hurt but it suprises you.
Age 7: OOOOWWWW
Age 10: Oh my!
Age 13: Oh shit!
Age 15+: You mother fucking no good peice of shit gay ass table!! *breaks table*
I'm sorry I don't have glamorous hair, perfect skin, the straightest teeth, or the best body. I'm sorry I don't doll myself up all the time and that I wear those baggy shirts around the house. I'm sorry that I like to eat junk food once in a while and I'm sorry that I'm not a fitness guru. I'm sorry I'm not like some of the other girls. But the funniest thing of all, is that I'm not sorry at all.
the 5 biggest lies ever told:
1) I'm fine
2)Seriously, I don't like anyone
3) I swear that was my last piece of gum.
4) I have read & agreed to the Terms & Conditions
5) I LEFT MY HOMEWORK AT HOME, I SWEAR I'VE DONE IT!
the person who really loves you sees what a mess you can be, how moody you can get, how hard you are to handle. but still wants you in there life :)..
2010 in music taught me:
•To love when people lie
•To live a teenage dream
•That love is a drug
•To light it up like dynamite
•That you'll only break my heart
•To enjoy riding solo
•To stop answering the phone
•That I'm cooler than you
•To dream of being a billionaire
•To not be afraid
•To be bulletproof
•To be young forever
& TO FORGET YOU! ;
Domino's pizza is now made with real cheese... wtf were you using before
ur friend breaks something at ur house**
good friend:OMG IM SOO SORRY ILL PAY FOR IT!!
best friend:hey i think it broke
:)
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haha people this is what i do when i get bored