"The States Were Personified...

By GalaxyGirlStar24

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Tired of the same-old boring "I personified the states" fanfictions? Annoyed to death by the same-old troupes... More

-|How did this happen?|-
-|"...Yeah, we know." (Prologue)|-
-|"...Yeah, we know." (Part One)|-
//The Obligatory "Author's Note"//
-|State of New York: "Believe me, don't trust those cretins from NYC, okay?"|-
-|State of Louisiana: "Fine, I'll say the funny line: Ya like j a z z ?"|-
-|State of Florida: "There's always sun after every rainstorm, right..?"|-
-|Commonwealth of Massachusetts: "Thanksgiving is underrated. Bottom text."|-
-|"...Yeah, we know." (Part Two)|-
-|District of Columbia: "I'd manage perfectly fine as my own state, y'know?"|-
-|Commonwealth of Virginia: "I swear, I'm not a part of the South..!"|-
-|State of Maryland: "Everything's better with Old Bay seasoning!"|-
//The Obligatory "Author's Note" 2: Electric Boogaloo//
-|"...Yeah, we know." (Part Three)|-
-|State of California: "You have me to thank for Steve Jobs, just sayin'~!"|-
-|State of Texas: https://youtu.be/Hyw6kKMjp5A (for lack of better quote)|-
-|State of Arkansas: "Wait, explain again why I'm not pronounced like Kansas?"|-
-|"...Yeah, we know." (Part Four)|-
-|State of Maine: "Where the lobsters outnumber the people by a crap ton..."|-
-|State of Georgia: "I must be somethin' else if Ray Charles wrote me a song."|-

-|State of Delaware: "Leave your boomer jokes at the door, please & thank you."|

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By GalaxyGirlStar24

The art is in fact mine, by the way.

This is Delaware, The Diamond State, and the 1st state.

He gets it, everyone thinks he's boring, he doesn't need that said over and over again. In fact, he'd prefer it if "people just went and talked trash about a state that actually deserves it... Like New Jersey..."

"Yeah, someone like him."

(He doesn't really like him too much anyways.)

That being said, he's a chill person who doesn't lose his cool as often as most others, and prefers to be more urban instead of rural like the southern part of his state. He always tries to act more mature in public because he believes it will better his title as the first and oldest state. In reality though, he's really quite childish, acts on impulse half the time, and has a secret love for the good ol' "Slower Lower" lifestyle. Sooo, he may or may not also have a mild identity crisis too, but that's okay!

Extras (which will update when new headcanons come to mind)

•His full human name is Adam Dover Lancaster.
•Physically, he is nineteen years old.
•He owns three blue hens that represent his three counties: New Castle, Kent, and Sussex.

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~Mini Story May Come Soon~
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Word Count: 210

Coming up soon: Louisiana

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