Edited: (September 19, 2021)
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Mark (nct):
U guys saw Benji's video too right 👀👀
Me:
GO TO SLEEP💀💀
Johnny (nct):
NOT U GUYS DOING BENJI LIKE U DID TO JAMES CHARLES LAST YEAR 😭😭
Jaehyun (nct):
JOHNNY💀💀💀
BM (kard):
Predebut shotaros TikTok is immaculate dude
Mark:
STOP WE DIDNT KNOW MF DID THE KICK IT CHALLENGE💀💀
Jay (enhypen):
I AM: shocked
Me:
Was that supposed to be a diss towards my groups album-
johnny:
Yes
Me:
U guys know the album never had the : on it right?
Jaehyun:
Wait-what
Me:
U didn't know?? 😭😭
jay:
Since when- I could've sworn it did
Me:
FOOLS IT NEVER DID 😭
BM:
WHAT SINCE WHEN- WTF
DEADASS?
Me:
YES 💀
Jaehyun:
I-Who was gonna tell us if minjee didnt-
Johnny:
My life is now a lie
jay:
How TF did I not know
Mark:
ARENT U GUYS IN THE SAME COMPANY TOO😭😭👋
jay:
THAT DOESNT MEAN I PUT THEIR ALBUMS TOGETHER MARK LEE
Me:
HEIDFKS
jay:
Bro- where is mark from.
Jaehyun:
WHAT 😭😭💀
Johnny:
I LOST HOPE FOR THIS GC BYE😭
mark:
CANADA JAY. CA. NA. DA.
jay:
The one with the maple syrup?
Me:
THE LEAF JONGSEONG. THE ONE WITH THE LEAF ON THE FLAG
jay:
Why does it have a leaf?
BM:
Cuz theyre always in autumn
Mark:
SJUDHAKDJSJDB NO? BYE
jay:
I COULDVE SWORN THIS MF WAS FROM AMERICA
mark:
ARE U THINKING CANADA IS IN THE STATES 😭😭
Me:
JAY WHAT 😭😭💀
Jaehyun:
I'm losing it rn. No way in hell he thinks canada is from the states 💀
Johnny:
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU DJFBJSBF
jay:
I CAN EXPLAIN
Mark:
NO JAY. U CANT
jay:
THIS GC IS JUST U GUYS BULLYING ME THIS ISNT FAIR SJFBJSNG
Me:
Chair, but make it ✨electric✨
BM:
AHSJAJX STOP😭😭💀💀
Mark:
This how Jay sees the world:
Korea, asia, that place minjee was locked up in, hollywood, that weird place mark escaped, and whatever the fuck another country or continent is named
Me:
IS AUSTRALIA THE PLACE I WAS LOCKED UP IN 💀💀
Jay:
MF U ESCAPED THAT PLACE JUST LIKE MARK DID WITH CaNaDa
Johnny:
My braincells slowly lose themselves reading this shit
Jay:
Ayo, Aren't continents and countries the same thing
BM:
AYO WHAT 💀💀
jaehyun:
PLEASE SAY UR JOKING RN. SAY SIKE.
Me:
NO??? JAY WHAT
jay:
Okay hear me out. Name a continent. U can't. There's like 50 of those.
BM:
Um- those are states in the us
Jay:
Oh so now we're only talking about one place 🙄
Me:
JAY😭😭😭💀 SJBDHSBSJND
jay:
Name a continent. Now.
Mark:
North america
Johnny:
South america
BM:
asia
mark:
Africa
Jaehyun:
Europe
Me:
Australia
jay:
Wait- australia's a continent??
Me:
Wha- yES.
jay:
SINCE WHEN
Me:
ALWAYS???
jay:
Omg 😳
Bm:
Yo this mf definitely did not pass highschool. No way he did.
Mark:
Wait- there's one more continent
jay:
THERES MORE???
Me:
ANTARTICA JAY 💀💀
jay:
I THOUGHT THAT PLACE WAS FAKE STOP Omg
Mark:
ANTARTICA?!- MF. ITS REAL WHAT
bm:
Yeah no. Theres no way he passed highschool wtf
jay:
IDK. I THOUGHT THAT WAS FAKE.
Jaehyun:
Wait till he finds out south america and north america doesn't mean the top half of the us and the bottom half of the us
Jay:
AYO WHAT. THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS?!?!
Me:
JAY UR ACTUALLY DUMB WHAT
Jaehyun:
Okay change of topic to help Jae out💀
I know u guys saw that i-land shit.
Johnny:
It was very interesting to watch
Mark:
Damn, groups are debuting in 2020 😳😳
Me:
U guys are just old 🙄✋
jay:
AYO. WHAT
BM:
you take that back
Me:
Can't believe they did my boy hanbin dirty like that 😔😔
Jay:
as much as i love bang pd 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰 Hope his pillows are warm tonight. disrespectfully.
Mark:
Not u bashing HYBE like that 😭😭✋
Johnny:
I rlly thought he wouldn't get eliminated
Me:
If jyp doesn't pack this kid up- Chile I will
Jay:
💀💀Minjees gonna have her own entertainment company
Jaehyun:
STOP SHED BE A TERRIBLE CEO 😭😭 SIS CAN'T EVEN WATCH TITANIC WITHOUT CRYING.
Me:
ITS A SAD MOVIE. DO U NOT HAVE HEARTS OR WHAT
Mark:
Crying is for the weak
Me:
Okay foreign swagger✋
Johnny:
JSBDJSNIFNSJFBF
BM:
MINJEE💀💀💀
Mark:
Admit it. Ur a foreign swagger too😏
Me:
Istg if u guys add me to that group of foreign swaggers I'm going delete myself from existence
Jay:
SIS SAID DELETE STOP
BM:
She's apart of the big toddie gang what are u talking about bro
Jaehyun:
Sis flatter than a door but okay
Me:
AYO WHAT
Mark:
ITS CALLED BIG TIDDIE GANG FOR A REASON. THIS GIRL ISNT IT
BM:
don't do minjee like that bro 💀
Me:
isnt chris apart of the big tiddie committee?
Jay:
He's apart of it? 😳😳 Dang, matthew hmu
Me:
Okay pack it up Blue bird🙄
mark:
AHSSHAHDHJXNF
Johnny:
*Picture of blue bird*
This u? @jay
Jaehyun:
UWVSJNAJDBS😭😭
Jay:
THIS IS BULLYING GUYS
Me:
AND ILL DO IT AGAIN
Mark:
BAP BAP BAP
BM:
It's jay wanting to be in the big tiddie gang for me 💀💀
Jay:
Im cold
Johnny:
Rap ur self up in a blanket then tf?
Jay:
I was thinking one of y'all would be like let me give u a hug or sumth but aight then
Me:
Put sum socks on and quit complaining
Mark:
SOCKS 💀💀 SHE TOLD HIM TO PUT SUM SOCKS ON 😭😭💀
Me:
Ur telling us ur cold like we're mother nature and can turn up the heat🤨
Bm:
Mother nature on sumth sometimes tho
Jaehyun:
It really is like that tho, one second we're all sweating and then we're cold asf
Bm:
any of u guys tryina go to the gym?
Mark:
W-wha- ri-right now-?!
Me:
AYO THIS FOOL JUST STUTTERED THRU TEXT 😭😭😭💀💀
johnny:
HE DID IT SO MUCH TOO 😭😭
mark:
ITS 2 AM AND THIS BITCH WANNA GO TO THE GYM. ARE U GUYS NOT CONCERNED?!?
Me:
No
jay:
No
Johnny:
No
Jaehyun:
No
Bm:
No
Mark:
Okay then 😃😃
Bm:
No but deadass. Whos tryina go to the gym rn
Me:
Ayo pack it up bob the builder. Drink sum protein shake o whateva and head to sleep
jay:
BOB THE BUILDER😭😭💀💀
mark:
Sungjin Sunbae🙈🙈
Johnny:
SUNGJIN WILL BEAT UR ASS MARK LMFAO.
mark:
Ik🥰💝
Jaehyun:
If mark goes missing someone print a missing poster for him
Mark:
Don't include that im from Canada tho, jay wouldn't know it was me if he saw me walking down the road since he thinks canada is a state 😃
jay:
JSBHSNAJAjwjsjja let me breath 😭
Bm:
Not after u said there were 50 continents, countries and continents are the same, canada is a state, and antartica was fake.
Johnny.:
Notice how bm was quiet when we talking about that. Boy packed that info up and attacked when needed.
Me:
As a king should
Mark:
Yo back to that poster thing. Deadass. Don't put I'm from Canada
Me:
Mfers if I ever go missing. And I see a missing poster with my height on it....Chile...I'm never coming back😭😭 I'll be walking down the road and I'll see that poster I'd hide 💀
Jaehyun:
That's just sad 💀💀
Bm:
we're gonna see minjee running down the road with the posters collecting them around the neighborhood 😭😭💀
Johnny:
I can't with u guys💀💀
Mark:
Ayo unrelated. But. Minjees comeback
👀
Me:
What about it 😳
Bm:
YOOO BACK DOOR WAS SO GOOD BRO
Jay:
OMG YEAH. THE AGGRESIVE KNOCKING MOVE. I CANT STOP DOING IT
Mark:
ITS MINJEES PART TOO BRUH. CAN I KNOW WHY TF THAT SONG SLAPS TOO MUCH
Me:
I see u guys are unaware of 아니 mv dropping huh
Bm:
BRUH WHAT. THATS DROPPING ALREADY?
Me:
MF ITS BEEN DROPPED
jay:
WHAT?! WHEN WTF
johnny:
AYO MY YOUTUBE NOTIFICATIONS ARE SLACKING. I WAS NOT NOTIFIED.
mark:
IT WOULDVE BEEN NICE TO KNOW IT WAS GONNA DROP YESTERDAY SO WE COULD BE PREPARED TO DIE. BUT NO
jaehyun:
JYP NOTIFICATIONS FUCKIN WITH US OR WHAT.
Me:
😭😭Not u guys bashing jyp/hybe like that 😭😭💀💀
jay:
Ayo fools that's my company too
Mark:
And what about it?
Jaehyun:
ASHAHSHDHAKDHOSBFNF LMFAOO
Bm:
Yet that company forgot about half his artists
Me:
Yo, I was texting chenle the other day
Mark:
That dolphin kid? Why-😳
Me:
Stfu and let me speak. Wait ur turn.
Bm:
💀💀
Me:
Anyways. As I was saying. I was texting him and I was joking around. And I was like yo. Drop the beat lele
And mf SNAPPED. He went "yeah. Like got7's promotions, oh wait. There's none. Sorry sunbaenims. Maybe day6 got ur back, wait a bit. They don't have one, they have the same situations goin on. "
Johnny:
WHAT. LELE CAN RAP
mark:
WHY DID THAT SLAP THO
jaehyun:
MARK UR IN A GROUP WITH HIM AND NEVER TOLD US MF COULD WRITE A WHOLE ASS SONG. CHILE HAVE HIM WRITE OUR NEXT COMEBACK.
Jay:
THAT KID JUST BASHED DAY6 AND GOT7 😭😭💀
Me:
Was he wrong tho.
Bm:
Bruh ur telling me, jyp forgot he had day6, but he's overworking stray kids, and he pays better promotions for girl groups?...
Me:
Okay but that's not how it works.
Mark:
Then how does it 💀
Me:
Let me give u an example.
Jyp: so u guys want a comeback?
Skz: yes.
Jyp: okay cool. How many a year?
Skz: yes.
Jyp: wha-
Skz: * drops 6 new mvs, 8 music award shows, 12 comeback stages, 4 interviews, 7 dance practice all at once*
Bm:
AYOO ITS WORKING LIKE THAT THO. LIKE U GUYS ARE DOING THIS TO URSELFS WHAT.
johnny:
Ur telling me. u guys CHOSE to have 2 comebacks in like 4 months?
Me:
Yes.
Jaehyun:
....wtf..
Me:
U guys have like 61974 groups under ur name with mark in every single one. Idk why u guys are complaining about us 😭😭💀
Mark:
AYO IF THEY ADD ME TO ANOTHER GROUP ISTG. CUT MY CONTRACT WITH SM. IM LEAVIN
Me:
My biggest flex is I stan nct before u guys have 50 members in 2050
Jaehyun:
ASHASHAHDJFNSJF 😭😭💀
Bm:
I feel like jaehyun has other types of humor. Not in a bad way tho.
jay:
Hes equally as stupid as all of us 💀💀
Johnny:
Jay. Sweetie. We're ALL smarter than u ❤️🥰😘
Jay:
😭
Jaehyun:
What type of humor do I have then
Bm:
IDK. WE'RE FORGETTING MF IS APART OF THAT 97' LINER SHIT FAM. THAT MEANS MF HAS LIKE 15 OTHER FRIENDS IN HIS OTHER FRIEND GROUP
Me:
That other friend group has nothin on us bro 💅
Mark:
Gurl- he knows jungkook from bts. That man can end ur career in a snap 😭
Me:
That's why we're not going to tell him ANYTHING. Right jaehyun
Jaehyun:
Wtf would he do anyways. Mf too busy drinking his banana milk anyways🙄✋
Jay:
HIS BANANA MILK😭😭💀💀
Johnny:
Hes way too nice to end someone's career
Bm:
Idk. Have u seen his face when he was watching minjee perform? He was so concentrated to make sure her vocals were on point😳✋
Me:
WHAT. HE WAS CONCENTRATED-?! BYE. JAEHYUN TELL BANANA MILK BUN BUN TO PACK IT UP 😭😭✋
mark:
SHE CALLED HIM BANANA MILK BUN BUN IM- BYE 😭💀
jaehyun:
This is the time to screenshot so I can send it to him💀
Me:
WHAT. NO- IM- IM LEAVING
*Minjee has left the gc*
Bm:
Bro she really did leave
Jaehyun:
IS SHE SCARED IMA TELL JK💀💀
johnny:
U SCARED THE CHILD OMG 😭
mark:
Sissy rlly dipped
jay:
Bro. Ima pass by her in the company and mf is gonna swing at me for laughing at her💀💀
*Minjee has entered the chat*
Me:
My notifications are blowing up. I can't with u guys 💀💀
Johnny:
Well look who came back
Me:
Yeah. To tell u guys to SHUT UP. WE'RE PRACTICING RN
bm:
ANOTHER DANCE FOR ANOTHER COMEBACK??
Me:
No, same comeback. New dance tho😩
Johnny:
Omg sis. Give us a lil peep at the dance 🙈🙈
Me:
No🙈
Jay:
i'll pass by and record for y'all😝
Bm:
NICE JAY
Mark:
Wait- ur practicing a new dance? Which song? 아니?
Me:
Ur gonna have to wait and see 😜
I gotta go. Chan's yelling at me 💀💀
Bm:
Bye min!
jay:
Ima pass by👹
Mark:
Don't be shy give us a lil spoil 🙈
Jaehyun:
Go to sleep mark💀💀💀
Johnny:
Bye jee
Total words: 2058
(Proof read. There still may be some mistakes and/or misspellings. I apologize for that ☺️)