𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒, dream

By simplyflaw

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❝ why are you throwing bonemeal at me?!" ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ"so you grow the fuck up. ❞ 𝗮𝗺𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 [𝘢𝘮... More

000. prologue
001. the portmanteau's legacy
002. everyone meet god
003. drawing trees on paper
004. appear weak when you are strong and strong when you are weak
005. i solemnly swear that i am up to no good
006. the war to end all wars but not quite
007. someone dictate my will, i'm giving it all to waddles
008. may the 4th be with you
009. i was having a good sleep
010. get out, i need to go to my mind palace
011. gay dinosaur
013. shut up, george
014. I think you cracked the case, steve
015. always the goddamn babysitter
016. only in florida
017. the only straight I am is a straight-up bitch
018. act fool
019. shut up emily
020. ten minutes and thirty-nine seconds
021. we had some laughs, it was fun
022. I don't even know a samantha
023. I think there's been some confusion, I'm not the one in trouble here
024. it's the confidence for me
025. are you happy to be in paris?
026. you don't have a TV?
027. it's definitely not excité
028. I say more dumb shit before 9am than most people do all day
029. love or host
030. cereal killer
031. the turning point
032. mother knows best
033. cooties
034. abort mission
035. is there something you want to hear?
036. muffin
037. flatty patty
038. barbie says you're a piece of shit
039. achievement unlocked: the end?
040. achievement unlocked: the end.

012. they're just besties

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-ˋˏ 𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 ˎˊ-

chapter twelve
· ━━━━━━ ୨💌୧ ━━━━━━ ·
❝ they're just besties ❞




















-ˋˏ dscrd! ˎˊ-




















# general 1ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ👥

━━━━━ August 2020 ━━━━━

Slimer
MALAK DOESN'T SIMP FOR ME

Malak
sad

Slimer
heart 💔 been broke 📉 so many times ⏰ I don't know 🤔 what to believe 💯 mama 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 said 🗣 it's my fault 😢 it's my fault 🤦🏻‍♂️ I wear my heart ❤️ on my sleeve 💪 I think it's best 👍🏻 I put my heart ❤️ on ice

Pretty Boy
Lol

Slimer
STFU

Malak
hi, george!

Pretty Boy
malak!!!

Fundy
don't worry, dream

Fundy
they're just besties

Slimer
george, I thought WE were besties

Malak
F

Slimer MALAK DOESN'T SIMP FOR ME
Sapnap
if only we were british

Slimer
if only

Tommy
@Tubbo do you see this shit?

Tubbo
as clear as the sky on a sunny day

Slimer MALAK DOESN'T SIMP FOR ME
Wilbur
DREAM ‼️ DREAM ‼️ Hello 😀👋🏻 do your shoes need shining? 🤔👟✨ Dream😳‼️Dream please 🥺☹️🙏 Do you need coffee? 👀☕️ Come back 😫 PLEASE my clout 😤🤑 Dont go away from me 🥺 Dream please

Slimer
go away

Tommy
now that's not very nice is it

Slimer MALAK DOESN'T SIMP FOR ME
Tubbo
but you have a whole fandom that simps for you

Slimer
is malak a part of it?

Tubbo
um

Tubbo
not yet?

Malak
TUBBO

Fundy
AHAHAHA

Wilbur
tubbo you are a menace

Menace
>:D

Tommy
NOOOOOO

Tommy
NOT TUBBO

Tommy
LOOK WHAT YOU GUYS DID

Wilbur
shut up, child

Tommy
I AM NOT A CHILD

Tommy
IM A BIG MAN

Tommy
AN ALPHA MALE

Menace
you mean like a wolf?

Tommy
YEAH

Menace
so you're a furry?

Sapnap
☝😀✊😶

Fundy
NAHHHHH

Fundy
TUBBO YOU CAN'T DO HIM LIKE THAT

Menace
BUT IM LIVING UP TO MY NAME!

Malak
Tubbo's right

Malak
if Dream can live up to his name then so can he

Slimer
💀

Menace
SEE??!!!

Niki
Good morning!!

Menace
GOOD MORNING NIKI NIHACHU

Malak
niki, hello!!

Wilbur
hi Niki

Fundy
o/

Niki
malak :0

Niki
I was expecting you to land in half an hour or so!!

Malak
you are correct

Fundy
YOU'VE GOT WIFI ON THE PLANE???

Malak
I paid for it too

Malak you are correct
Niki
ohh

Niki
are we still meeting up for coffee?

Malak
yep!!

Wilbur
that's the plan

Wilbur
there's this one coffee shop Niki has been dying to try again ever since she's arrived

Niki
they make very good coffee and I really like their croissants

Menace
I LOVE CROSSANS

Malak
that sounds amazing niki

Malak
super excited!!

Menace
I AGREE

Niki
😄

Malak
okay then

Malak
just to make it clear

Malak
what is everyone wearing?

Malak
cute or homeless

Fundy
homeless

Wilbur
homeless

Menace
why are you dressing up homeless?

Menace
I want to dress up cute!

Niki
cute

Malak
niki, tubbo and i are gonna be carrying i see

Menace
FUCK YEAH!!!

Tommy
I WANT TO DRESS UP CUTE TOO

Wilbur
he's dressing up homeless

Tommy
FUCK YOU

Tommy
I DON'T WANT TO DRESS LIKE YOU BECAUSE IM NOT HOMELESS NOR DO I DRESS LIKE I AM

Wilbur
I DON'T DRESS UP LIKE IM HOMELESS??

Wilbur
AND I HAVE A HOME!

Tommy
are you sure about that one, Wilbur?

Tommy
HMM??

Wilbur
don't fucking gaslight me

Malak
😭

Fundy
nobody's going to care about what we're wearing

Fundy
people are gonna ask us if we're going to be vlogging or not

Tommy
IM GOING TO VLOG

Fundy
anyone other than Tommy??

Tommy
MALAK CAN I VLOG

Malak
sure lmao

Niki
I don't mind either

Menace
same bossman

Wilbur
I suppose you can vlog, Tommy

Tommy
HAHAHA YESS

Fundy
😑

Malak
starting our descent

Malak
im gonna have to turn off my laptop since ive been charging my phone all this time

Fundy
YOOOO

Niki
see you soon!

Menace
DON'T CRASH THE PLANE!!

Wilbur
Tubbo, please for the love of christ




















-ˋˏ notif! ˎˊ-




















💬ㅤMESSAGESㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ30m ago
george
waiting for you by the baggage claim
press for more

📞ㅤPHONEㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ10m ago
george
Missed Call




















-ˋˏ twt! ˎˊ-




















George | @GeorgeNotFound · 5min
SHE WON'T STOP LAUGHING AT ME

7.3k ❤ㅤ256 💬ㅤ98 🔁

Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
YOU WORE YOUR CLOUT GLASSES OF COURSE I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING

George | @GeorgeNotFound
IT'S SO THAT YOU COULD SPOT ME EASILY

Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
THE ONLY THING ME AND THE REST OF THE AIRPORT SPOTTED WAS A FUCKING IDIOT

George | @GeorgeNotFound
YOU SAID I LOOKED ADORABLE

Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
STILL AN IDIOT

User 1 | @username1
what the hell is going on

Zayn | @Zayn1999
Malak and jetlag just don't go too well together

George | @GeorgeNotFound
that much's obvious

User 2 | @username2
@GeorgeNotFound he is SO done with her lmao

User 3 | @username3
@username2 it's so fucking funny

User 4 | @username4
is the ground comfortable?

User 5 | @username5
speaking from experience, yes it is

User 1 | @username1
@username5 experience??

User 5 | @username5
@username1 four-year-old me passed out on that exact floor while my mother and I waited for a cab to come to pick us up




















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author's note

I NEED TO STOP LAUGHING AT BEARDED TOMMY HAHAHAHA HELP 😭

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