Magica:
Well if it isn't my favorite niece—
Lena:
You made me so I'm technically your daughter!
Magicka:
Ewww.... but "Aunt Magica" sounds way more intimidating than "Mama Magica"
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Scrooge:
Don't worry Ae have a permit
The permit:
I do what I want
-Scrooge
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Beaks:
Welcome to the 'fuck gyro' support group. Where we come together to say a collective "fuck you" to our scientist bastard.
Beaks:
But first, a few word from our newest member.
Fenton:
Uhhh..... I think I may have misunderstood—
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Huey:
hey look how cute these pens are—
Boyd:
Huebert that's gay
Huey:
Huey:
Boyd we've been dati-
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Many years ago...
Donald:
Unca Scrooge I scared ,can you look under my bed for monsters?
Scrooge:
Listen Ae appreciate yer confidence in me ,but if there is a monsta unda der it's gonna kill as both
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Huey:
Please. No one thought that Boyd was my boyfriend—
Louie:
Agh..
Louie:
Raise your hand if you thought that Boyd was huey's "Boydfriend"
Everyone:
Raises hand
Huey:
..Put your hand down Boyd..
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Owlson:
Sir is.. is.. that a bazooka?
Glomgold:
No ...it's a leaf blower for people.
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Scrooge:
Gets something from top shelf
Goldie:
Grassy ass.
Scrooge:
Chokes WHAT!?
Goldie:
It's thank you. In Spanish?
Scrooge:
STOP LETTING LOUIE TEACH YOU ANY SORT OF SECOND LANGUAGE!!
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Lena:
I'm the Webby guardian. Guardian of the Webby.
Webby:
Magica quivers before her!
Magica:
Lena:
FUCK OFF!!