It may be a little late, but all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. It doesn't implicate anyone irl at all.
And the author themself has never watched and just has little knowledge about VTubers, so please go easy on me.
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Sometime later, in the UNDERBASE chatroom.
[666]Satan: [say]
[666]Satan: [do you think that our server is less active lately?]
[734]BlueSea: [Well, no sh*t]
[734]BlueSea: [We don't have many people here. What did you expect?]
[666]Satan: [I'm bored]
[666]Satan: [It has been a long time since we have a new member. Should we do something to celebrate it?]
[666]Satan: [senior 010, what are you though? Should we do an event or something?]
[666]Satan: [...]
[666]Satan: [offline]
[734]BlueSea: [Speaking about the new member, I didn't expect no.929 to be successful]
[734]BlueSea: [Hate to admit, but I think he's better than me]
[734]BlueSea: [The Comptroo Company is not a joke. They must have a lot of experts protecting their security data, and yet...]
[666]Satan: [well, that just means our junior is better than those suckers]
[666]Satan: [while I'm just satisfied with hacking those hatters]
[734]BlueSea: [Again?]
[666]Satan: [yeah, I have just finished dealing some troll that trash-talked my Mizu-chan]
[666]Satan: [those normies, I won't forgive them for badmouthing my waifu!]
[734]BlueSea: [Bruh]
[734]BlueSea: [F-king weeb]
[734]BlueSea: [Simping a virtual YouTuber]
[734]BlueSea: [Don't you have something better to do rather than burn your money for some e-girl?]
[666]Satan: [shut up]
[666]Satan: [someone who never has a relationship with a woman has no right to lecture me]
[734]BlueSea: [Hah, you're one to talk]
[734]BlueSea: [Who simps for virtual YouTubers if they're not a virgin?]
[666]Satan: [...]
[666]Satan: [well, actually...]
[666]Satan: [nevermind]
[734]BlueSea: [What? Don't tell me you have already been in a relationship?]
[734]BlueSea: [Oi, why didn't you reply?]
[734]BlueSea: [Answer me]
[666]Satan: [...]
[734]BlueSea: [...seriously?]
[666]Satan: [...]
[734]BlueSea: [Have you dated?]
[666]Satan: [...]
[734]BlueSea: [married?]
[666]Satan: [...hahaha...]
[734]BlueSea: [...you sick f*ck]
[666]Satan: [anyway, that is not what important right now]
[666]Satan: [Lately there is a nasty rumor lingering about her. Unforgivable.
[666]Satan: [I swear I will hunt every last of them, especially the one who speared that rumor!]
[734]BlueSea: [You mean the one about their rl identity is a guy]
[666]Satan: [yeah, that one!]
[666]Satan: [I swear, every one of them really asking for a fight]
[666]Satan: [if I found that person, I'm gonna hack their account so that they got an endless inbox until they have to make a new account!]
[734]BlueSea: [Well, the thing is, that was me.]
[666]Satan: [???]
[666]Satan: [what?]
[734]BlueSea: [I'm the one who spread it. Not intentionally tho, it just did.]
[666]Satan: [you?]
[666]Satan: [YOU?]
[666]Satan: [WHY? I THOUGH WE ARE A FRIEND?? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME???]
[666]Satan: [REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!]
[666]Satan: *pepe gun.gif*
[734]BlueSea: [Calm down, although unintentional, I am doing this for your own good.]
[666]Satan: [WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU BACKSTABBER???]
[734]BlueSea: [Well, I'm just stating the truth]
[734]BlueSea: [He is a guy irl]
[734]BlueSea: [I checked it myself in one of his streams. The one who's talking behind that 3-D model, is a grown-ass man.]
[666]Satan: [haha nice try but I won't fall for that]
[734]BlueSea: [It's true though]
[734]BlueSea: [Why don't you confirm it yourself?]
[666]Satan: [NO]
[666]Satan: [Mizu-chan is a girl, be it in reality or my heart ( ◜‿◝ )♡]
[734]BlueSea: [You just want to run from reality, right?
[734]BlueSea: [Then maybe I just have to mess up his live stream a little to open your eyes]
[734]BlueSea: [I can just remove the 3d model when he is in action, and...]
[734]BlueSea: [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]
[666]Satan: [DONT YOU DARE TO DO IT IF YOU DONT WANT TO TURN 1.5M SUBSCRIBERS INTO YOUR ENEMIES ლಠ益ಠ)ლ]
[010]: [I also think that going too far. They're people who have a job for a living you know.]
[734]BlueSea: [Che, I know]
[734]BlueSea: [I just joking]
[734]BlueSea: [（￣ε￣）]
[666]Satan: [oh, our leader is finally here]
[666]Satan: [hey senior, who is this KpAw anyway?]
[666]Satan: [is he your acquaintance?]
[010]: [Sorry, that is classified information.]
[666]Satan: [stingy]
[010]: [All I can say is that we live in the same city.]
[666]Satan: [I see...]
[666]Satan: [don't tell me he is actually a she?]
[666]Satan: [that's why you won't tell us?]
[666]Satan: [a big tiddies onee-san?]
[666]Satan: [( • )( • )ԅ(‾⌣‾ԅ)]
[734]BlueSea: [Hope so]
[734]BlueSea: [We're lacking female members here]
[010]: [Nah, that's unlikely.]
[010]: [When we first started chatting he ask the location of some gay bar in our city. He also asked if blood-related relationships are legal in this state, what types of play you can do with your tail, and similar stuff.]
[666]Satan: [...]
[734]BlueSea: [...]
[223]Lilypad: [Oh wow.]
[223]Lilypad: [Interesting information.]
[734]BlueSea: [Oh, no.223 is online after a long time]
[666]Satan: [bruh]
[666]Satan: [wtf]
[666]Satan: [Lilipad man]
[666]Satan: [it's been 84 years]
[010]: [Welcome back Lilypad. Long time no see.]
[223]Lilypad: [Hi, sorry for the long absence. There was some annoying fellow that was chasing after me, so I had to live in hiding for a while.]
[666]Satan: [talk about being melodramatic]
[666]Satan: *hide behind the wall.jpeg*
[734]BlueSea: [It's good that you're okay]
[734]BlueSea: [Stay safe out there]
[223]Lilypad: [Thank you.]
[223]Lilypad: [Actually, I'm planning to go back to the country in the near future. I need to visit my mentor since it has been a while since I've seen him. Now I'm more eager to go back as there was some interesting news recently. It seems a newbie has made a quite grand debut. How curious.]
[734]BlueSea: [Cool right?]
[223]Lilypad: [Yes, it is. By the way, I already did some research about him out of curiosity, but smh he protects his privacy quite tightly. I can't find out any major information about him.]
[734]BlueSea: [How unexpected for you to have trouble with finding someone's information.]
[734]BlueSea: [Well, it's not surprising tho, considering how he is toying with those Pettersons so easily]
[223]Lilypad: [Yeah, this is the first time for a while someone's made me have to work this hard. Somehow it gave me quite an excitement. I wonder how far this person can go?]
[223]Lilypad: [Looking at how he is doing something this big alone without getting caught showing how skilled he is. If I can, I plan to hire him for a while.]
[734]BlueSea: [Hey, we exist too here you know? Are we not good enough?]
[223]Lilypad: [No]
[223]Lilypad: [lol]
[734]BlueSea: [...]
[734]BlueSea: [Ok then]
[223]Lilypad: [Anyway, thanks for the information leader. Even if I have some trouble tracking him, with this, the search can be more specific.]
[223]Lilypad: [Too bad that he's gay. Guess seducing won't work then.]
[666]Satan: [I actually want to ask 'then why don't you seduce me?', but knowing it's you I'll pass]
[223]Lilypad: [Do you want me to send some viruses to your devices?]
[666]Satan: [everyone is bullying me]
[666]Satan: [no one likes me]
[666]Satan: [T_T]
[734]BlueSea: [You can ask the person himself when he is here though]
[223]Lilypad: [Sure, but it's better to get to know more about your allies first.]
[223]Lilypad: [So... Oh Our Great Mighty Godfather Leader, can I ask a favor?]
[223]Lilypad: [(人◕ω◕)]
[010]: [haha]
[010]: [Sorry, no.]
[223]Lilypad: [Stingy]
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