harry, entering the room : hey lads! has anyone seen my bottoms?
blaise : um... nope.
ron : yeah they wer—
draco : WAIT— WHAT— WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY BOTTOMS??? I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR ONLY ONE!?!? DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE ELSE TOO?!! ARE YOU CHEATING ON MEEE?!
harry : wha—
ron : he meant his jeans draco —
draco : oh— okay— [cries internally]