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-ˋˏ 𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 ˎˊ-
↳ chapter eight „
· ━━━━━━ ୨💌୧ ━━━━━━ ·
❝ may the 4th be with you ❞
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-ˋˏ twt! ˎˊ-
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Zayn | @Zayn1999 · 6hr
lets stop attacking Zayn for not previously mentioning that he owned a cat haha
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Zayn | @Zayn1999
everyone meet Leo
↳ Zayn | @Zayn1999
guys im sorry i swear it just never came up in a conversation
↳ Nolan | @NolanEvans
"it just never came up in a conversation"
↳ Ryan | @RyanEvans
@NolanEvans 💀💀💀
↳ User 1 | @username1
LOOK AT LEO GROOMING ITSELF
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Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
everyone say thank you malak for blessing us with the knowledge of Leo's existence
↳ Sapnap | @sapnap
thank you malak
↳ George | @Georgenotfound
thank you malak
↳ TommyInnit | @Tommyinnit
thank you malak
↳ Tubbo | @Tubbolive
thank you malak
↳ Eret | @Eret
thank you malak
↳ User 2 | @username2
thank you malak
↳ User 3 | @username3
thank you malak
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User 4 | @username4
how old is Leo?
↳ Zayn | @Zayn1999
no idea
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
Leo is one
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User 5 | @username5
aww (´▽'ʃƪ) Leo is so cute!
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Dream | @Dreamwastaken · 5hr
Malak ditched us for Star Wars and sushi
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Sapnap | @Sapnap
stop fucking complaining
↳ Dream | @Dreamwastaken
you literally started crying after she hung up
↳ Sapnap | @Sapnap
STOP FUCKING LYING TOO
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Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
and your point is?
↳ Dream | @Dreamwastaken
you abonded us
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
i'd choose Anakin Skywalker over you any day
↳ Zayn | @Zayn1999
you'd choose him over any of us
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
@Zayn1999 why wouldn't i? he's perfect
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George | @GeorgeNotFound
heart 💔 been broke 📉 so many times ⏰ i don’t know 🤔 what to believe 💯 mama 👩❤️💋👩 said 🗣 it’s my fault 😢 it’s my fault 🤦🏻♂️i wear my heart ❤️ on my sleeve 💪 i think it’s best 👍🏻 I put my heart ❤️ on ice
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TommyInnit | @Tommyinnit
as she should
↳ Dream | @dreamwastaken
tommy wtf
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Tubbo | @tubbolive
May the 4th be with u
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
Tubbo no
↳ Tubbo | @Tubbolive
Tubbo yes
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Technoblade | @technothepig
Who wouldn't?
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
thank you
↳ Technoblade | @technothepig
sure ig
↳ User 1 | @Username1
i like it when these two interact
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User 4 | @Username4
good for you
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User 3 | @Username3
I've never watched Star Wars but I'd ditch anyone for sushi too
↳ User 2 | @Username2
same
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User 5 | @Username5
i think it's totally valid
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Phe0niX | @Phe0niX · 3hr
AKHFEJINGNWRE
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Ryan | @RyanEvans
Here we go again...
↳ Nolan | @NolanEvans
couldn't agree more 😒
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maia | @mxmtoon
anakin is bae
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
yuh
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Zayn | @Zayn1999
It's 1 AM and she's fucking SCREAMING
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
Oh, no! What will the neighbours think?
↳ User 1 | @username1
@Phe0niX Malak, what are you implying here―
↳ Zayn | @Zayn1999
If you keep this up ill call your old man
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
u do realise that the three of you are currently playing mf FORTNITE at MY house
↳ Sapnap | @Sapnap
what the fawk 😃
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Dream | @Dreamwastaken
You having a stroke or smthg?
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
or smthg, yes
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Niki | @Nihaachu
Maybe I should start watching Starwars then
↳ TommyInnit | @tommyinnit
what does this mean niki
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User 2 | @username2
She's got taste
↳ User 3 | @username3
the ✨Flavor✨
↳ User 4 | @username4
bet I could write down a list of names she'd simp for
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
@username4 bet
↳ User 4 | @username4
@Phe0niX alright then
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User 5 | @username5
his smile though
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George | @GeorgeNotFound · 3hr
nobody simps for me
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Dream | @Dreamwastaken
But I simp for u
↳ Sapnap | @Sapnap
we all simp for u George
↳ George | @GeorgeNotFound
see what I mean
↳ User 1 | @username1
@GeorgeNotFound no i do not??
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BBH | @Badboyhalo
:/
↳ Sapnap | @sapnap
why are you sad, bad?
↳ BBH | @Badboyhalo
I'm not―?
↳ Dream | @Dreamwastaken
im sorry you're sad
↳ Dream | @Dreamwastaken
if you're sad you shouldn't be
↳ BBH | @Badboyhalo
im not SAD!!
↳ Sapnap | @Sapnap
yeah, if you're sad you shouldn't be
↳ Sapnap | @Sapnap
because sad backwards is das
↳ Sapnap | @Sapnap
and das not good
↳ BBH | @Badboyhalo
I SWEAR TO GOD
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Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
↳ George | @GeorgeNotFound
UHH?!?!!?
↳ Dream | @Dreamwastaken
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM
↳ Sapnap | @Sapnap
I'M WHEEZING THIS IS AWESOME YOU ARE AWESOME
↳ User 2 | @username2
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME ITS 3AM IM SUPPOSED TO BE SLEEPING
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User 3 | @username3
I thought you said you were colourblind, not completely sightless 😒
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
this
↳ User 3 | @username3
hi again!
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User 4 | @username4
👁👄👁
↳ User 5 | @username5
this made me laugh
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Phe0niX | @Phe0niX · 2hr
alright, that's it. imma simp.
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Dream | @Dreamwastaken
Permission denied
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
permission not requested
↳ User 1 | @username1
damn
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George | @GeorgeNotFound
👉👈
↳ TommyInnit | @tommyinnit
that's it, you're done. you're done.
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Sapnap | @Sapnap
Are you serious?
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
dead-ass serious
↳ George | @GeorgeNotFound
@Phe0niX ACTUALLY?!?!!
↳ User 2 | @username2
She's actually serious?
↳ User 3 | @username3
@username2 she literally said she was dead as sirius
↳ User 2 | @username2
@username3 FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DIE I FUCKING HATE YOU FUCK YOU BITCH
↳ User 3 | @username3
@username2 IM SORRY IM SORRY I SWEAR
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User 3 | @username3
Welcome to the fandom!!!
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
thank you thank you
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User 4 | @username4
do I add british guys to the list?
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
my weakness 😩
↳ Dream | @Dreamwastaken
@Phe0niX literally stop
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
@dreamwastaken
↳ George | @Georgenotfound
@Phe0niX STOP EMBARRASSING ME
↳ User 4 | @username4
@Phe0niX please don't stop i need more reaction pictures
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Ryan | @RyanEvans
bruh
↳ Nolan | @NolanEvans
more like BRUH
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TommyInnit | @Tommyinnit
HAHA FUCKING SIMP
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
like it's not the whole point of the tweet
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User 1 |@username1
why is it... working?
↳ User 2 | @username2
guys it's the pictures i can't
↳ User 3 | @username3
I can't stop staring HAHA 😃
↳ User 4 | @username4
@username3 literally same
↳ User 5 | @username5
now that you pointed it out
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-ˋˏ dscrd! ˎˊ-
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# general 1ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ👥
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━━━━━ August 2020 ━━━━━
The Child
Malak is a SIMP
Wilbur
Tommy, she's obv just kidding
Sapnap
no she's not
Malak
no, I'm not
Slimer
Sapnap ur not against this?
Sapnap
Lmao I'm all for it
Malak
Sapnap ur awesome
Sapnap
no u ❤
The Child
I have to ask
The Child
Why George?
Pretty boy
Ouch
Malak
what
Malak
am I supposed to simp for Dream or smthg?
Tubbo
What about Sapnap?
Sapnap
Nah
Sapnap
we're too cool for that
Malak
yessir
Sapnap
Malak also promised to teach me how to dance to the WAP 😌
The Child
There's a dance to worship and prayer?
Malak
lmao
Malak
who taught the kid that?
The Child
IM NOT A KID
The Child
Does WAP not mean worship and prayer?
Wilbur
Ignore them, Tommy
Wilbur
they're obv just messing around
Sapnap
no we're not
Malak
no we're not
Wilbur
😐
Wilbur
I'm sensing a pattern here
The Child
DONT DISRESPECT CHURCH PRIME LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN BITCH
Malak
Okay, Tommy
Sapnap
Malak
Sapnap
you've got to teach me how to throw it back too
BBH
LANGUAGE!!!
Sapnap
I DIDN'T FUCKING SAY ANYTHING
BBH
YOU DID IT AGAIN!
Sapnap
SHUT UP BAD
Sapnap
YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING WHEN TOMMY CALLED MALAK A BITCH
Tommy
I SAID THAT YOU WERE A BITCH, BITCH
Tommy
I WOULD NEVER INSULT MALAK
BBH
I SAID LANGUAGE
BBH
THIS IS NO WAY TO SPEAK WITH EACH OTHER
Tommy
FUCK YOU
Sapnap
FUCK YOU
BBH
OH MY GOD!?!!
BBH
YOU TWO JUST WAIT!!
Malak
this is akward
Tubbo
this is hilariaois
Tubbo
hilous
Tubbo
hilous
Tubbo
houils
Tubbo
fuck it
Tubbo
big laugh
Malak
ah, yes
Malak
inglish
Tubbo
LOL
Wilbur
it's hilarious* Tubbo
Tubbo
thanks!
Sapnap
Can we discuss the London meet-up?
Slimer
Yeah, let's do that
Wilbur
About that
Malak
oh no
Wilbur
My cousin's getting married outside the country next week and my parents JUST decided to tell me that
The Child
wilbur are you
The Child
wilbur are you /srs or /j
Tubbo
i think it's a /srs tommy
Tommy
fuck
Niki
I'm his date 😊
Malak
im happy fo your cousin ig
Tommy
im not
Wilbur
we're leaving Tuesday morning and will be there for a good week
Malak
But that means I get to see you just for a day!
Niki
We know
Niki
we're sorry 😔
Slimer
I have an idea
Sapnap
Okay, I like it
Malak
What idea?
Slimer
Why don't you three come visit me in Florida?
Sapnap
Huh, cool
Sapnap
be there after MCC
Slimer
Deal
Malak
hold up
Malak
I did not agree to this
Sapnap
@Pretty Boy
Pretty Boy
sure ig
Malak
bitch, you better be joking
Sapnap
Now you have to come!
Malak
but then again i dont
Sapnap
yes you do
Malak
I hate you
Sapnap
no you don't
Malak
sapnap, you're giving me a headache
Slimer
So it's settled?
The Child
NO ITS NOT
The Child
WHAT ABOUT TUBBO AND I HUH
Malak
Don't worry, Tommy
Malak
I'll figure something out
Tubbo
yay :D
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@ Georgeㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ📞
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━━━━━ August 2020 ━━━━━
Malak
I have an idea
Malak
but I need your help
Malak
is that okay?
George
sure it is!
George
I'm all ears
Malak
Thanks, George
George
of course :]
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author's note„
I was stuck on three different faceclaims for Malak 😅 I wonder which of the three I ended up choosing