I want them all. I don't give a shite about the price. Just give them to me!!!
[Fun facts]
Fun fact 1:
I didn't plan for Ruby and our MC to get along at first. Changed it after I began to write her character out.
Fun fact 2:
This was originally supposed to be a harem that included Neo and Blake. Turned into a Weiss solo since I didn't really like the original Weiss x Male Reader book I was doing.
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Y/n: "Well that sucked"
Weiss: "It was your fault. I told you there was an iceberg ahead but you didn't want to listen"
Y/n: "Eh. I blew it up with my Gate of Babylon"
Weiss: "You blew up half of the ship doing that?!"
Y/n: "Did you atleast enjoy the front of the ship?"
Weiss: "Huh?"
Ushiwakamaru: "Lord, I'll go scout for a bit"
I nod as she takes off.
Y/n: "When you were stretching your arms and I held you from behind. You were smiling from ear to ear as some whistle tune kept playing"
Weiss: "O-Oh, That?!.. yes, I did"
She said slightly blushing while looking away.
Weiss: "What about your ship?"
Y/n: "Oh that? I'll just let that sink to the bottom"
Weiss: "You are letting the ship sink to the bottom?"
Y/n: "It serves me of no use any longer"
I drop a missile onto the sinking ship which causes it to snap in half as it sinks to the bottom.
Weiss: "You have a missile in there?!"
Y/n: "No!!.. I have multiple missiles"
Weiss turns around as another 4 are dropped onto it.
Y/n: "And a lot of other fun weapons to choose from"
Weiss: "You are one scary man you know?"
Y/n: "Luckily for you, you are on my side"
Weiss: "Have you always had this big of an ego?"
Y/n: "Have you not? Guess cleaning mattresses and all those maid duties can't comprehend to duties of a future king"
Weiss: "I am not a maid!! And for the last time, we sell dust"
Y/n: "Right.."
Weiss: "There you go again"
Y/n: "And what might that be?"
Weiss looks out to see a large group of Grimm rushing towards Vale.
Weiss: "This is bad, we need to go inform the town immediately!!"
Weiss runs of to the city but stops when she notices I'm still in place.
Weiss: "Y/n, we have to go now or the people-"
Y/n: "They'll be fine.. the mongrels are too far away from these beast to be affected"
Weiss comes over to me interested. She continues to look at me until she decides to look out to where my eyes were staring at.
Weiss: "W.. What is that? Are you planning on dropping a torpedo again?"
A smile grows in my face as the warhead falls from a high distance.
Y/n: "Tactical nuke... INCOMING!!!"
*BLAST!!!*
The explosion immediately wiped out the horde and any wildlife near its vicinity.
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Uruk
Gilgamesh: "Get the reports done immediately and bring them over to m-"
He stops as he senses something powerful leave Babylon.
Soldier: "My king?"
Gilgamesh: "Send them to Siduri. I need a moment"
The soldiers take off as he rushes to his chambers. Once there, he opens Babylon to find the missing item.
Gilgamesh: "He used one.."
Hakuno: "Gilgamesh?"
Gilgamesh: "It's Y/n. He used a nuke"
Hakuno: "What?! The really big metal things that go boom and explodes a lot"
Gilgamesh: "Yes. I'll be heading over to him now. Bring forth the underworld!!"
A large mirror rises up and Ereshkigal appears before him.
Ereshkigal: "Why do you two always-"
Gilgamesh: "Is Y/n there?!"
Ereshkigal: "Huh?"
Gilgamesh: "Is Y/n in the underworld? Has he died yet?!"
Ereshkigal: "He hasn't traveled to the underworld. Why? Is he okay?!"
Gilgamesh: "He used a powerful weapon from Babylon... Vimana!!"
His flying throne appears as heads for it.
Gilgamesh: "Keep me posted on his vitals Ereshkigal!!"
Ereshkigal: "I-I will!!"
The mirror returns to Babylon as Gil sits on the throne. Hakuno sits on his lap.
Hakuno: "Let's go"
Gilgamesh: "Not a chance!! You stay behind-"
Hakuno: "I will not leave my child Gilgamesh!!"
Gilgamesh: "It is dangerous out there-"
Hakuno: "And you sent him out there!!"
Gilgamesh stops and looks down.
Hakuno: "I'm going after my son even if I have to travel alone"
Gilgamesh: "Fine, but you stay by my side at all times"
She holds onto him as the flying throne takes of at full speed.
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Vale
I look to see a massive crater and no Grimm left.
Y/n: "That took care of them"
Weiss: "Are you insane?! Do-"
Y/n: "Don't worry. I didn't drop a strong one. I dropped the smallest one I had"
Weiss: "That still very dangerous. You could of put others at risk... you could of put yourself at risk"
Y/n: "Worried?"
Weiss: "No!!.. uh, yes. Very. I just got to know you but I already dont want to lose you.."
I pat her head as I smile.
Y/n: "Don't worry about me Weiss. Let me worry about you. I'm too powerful for any of these rabid animals to do anything to me. You on the other hand, I won't allow you to be harmed by anyone.. even myself"
I look up as I sense something coming.
Weiss: "Do not drop another one!! The people are already coming to see-"
I put a hand over her mouth as this presence felt familiar.
Y/n: "Are you kidding me?"
Sure enough, I sat in the sky. Weiss stopped talking as she saw it as well. The flying ship descended onto the ground as I saw both my parents on board.
Weiss: "Y/n?.. Why does that man look just like you?"
I gulp as he and my mother make their way towards us.
Y/n: "That's my father"
She tenses up upon feeling his immense power. My mother was about to rush at me but he stopped her. He was merely a few feet from us. He looked behind him at the large explosion.
Gilgamesh: "You used one?"
Y/n: "Father I can-"
I'm interrupted by him coming up to me and embracing me.
Gilgamesh: "I.. don't want to hear your excuse. I'm just glad my son is safe"
Y/n: "I am"
Gilgamesh: "You don't know the pain I would of gone through if anything happened to you because of my actions. I knew you wanted to explore the world so I let you go.. I apologize by the way I went about it son"
My mother walks up to me as soon as my father releases me and jumps into my arms.
Hakuno: "I'm so glad you are okay my little boy"
Y/n: "Mom, I am not a little boy anymore"
She grabs onto my cheeks as she smiles.
Hakuno: "You are in my eyes. Have you been showering-"
Y/n: "Mother, I am doing fine?!"
Hakuno: "Alright. I just wanted to make sure"
She looks over at Weiss and back at me.
Hakuno: "Is she your wife?"
Weiss: "W-Wife?!"
Y/n: "Yes. I've taken her as my bride-"
Weiss smacks me in the back of the head before I can finish my sentence.
Weiss: "Don't just go off wedding me without my permission?!"
Y/n: "You belong to me now remember?! You will become my wife eventually!!"
Weiss: "Still..."
Gilgamesh: "Why is their relationship seem familiar-Ow!!"
Hakuno slaps Gilgamesh in the back of the head as well.
Hakuno: "Who else you stupid king!!"
Gilgamesh: "That was uncalled for!!"