Hey there!
Uhm check out my short story, Who Are You.
It's about Auriel Thornes, who gets anonymous texts but not threatening ones. Please read it it's really really quick! Thanks!
Okay back to your ass!
Mom texts me : Hey sweetie what's up?
Me: Everything is down. So nothing is up right now.
I used it to my mom and I got scolded. But omg buaaaahaha