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-ˋˏ 𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 ˎˊ-
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❝ the portmanteau's legacy ❞
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-ˋˏ irl! ˎˊ-
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A few days ago, whilst Sapnap and Dream played some bedwars on George's stream, they encountered Zayn, a fellow YouTuber Sapnap has heard of that lived in Dubai.
It turned out that Zayn had been streaming while attempting to help his friend, Phe0niX, surpass Technoblade's bedwars streak.
So, the Dream Team thought it'd be a good idea to give them a fair challenge.
However, it hadn't crossed their minds how good of players Zayn and his friends were; they had absolutely crushed him, Dream, and George.
Zayn was a speed-bridging God. Sapnap knew, of course, but Dream and George had been completely caught off guard.
The twins, Nolan and Ryan, had developed the habit of tormenting George.
Something told Sapnap they could probably tell George was screaming because of the way his in-game player panicked whenever he spotted them.
The twins were known for being trollers and making some insane clutches.
Dream may or may not have taken some notes.
Speaking of! Dream would always end up dissolving into a puddle of laughter, something that sounded like a boiling kettle sitting on a stove, every time either of the twins spotted George and would run after him.
That is if he wasn't busy taking care of a certain somebody else who just, and I quote, "WON'T FUCKING DIE ALREADY!"
Yeah, Phe0niX and Dream? Hate at first sight.
These two went for each other's heads.
They (mostly Dream) had decided right then and there when they PVP'd the first time that they were sworn enemies for life.
No to mention that after she had successfully and brutally killed him a couple of times in a row ―if not for Sapnap Dream almost rage quit― he had grown salty and very shady towards her.
Sapnap and Tommy bullied him for hours after that. They had also managed to convince George to whitelist her.
They thought she had no idea about it.
Kinda stupid when, not only Sapnap, but Tommy as well, was streaming.
Everyone thought it was a joke.
She blew up the community house.
Her excuse? As Tommy, who was innocently walking along the prime path boasting to his friend in front of a couple thousand viewers, and Tubbo loved to recall:
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<Phe0niX> he's a bitch ('・(oo)・｀)
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Dream banned her after that.
That's how she had the entirety of the server turn to like her. Even Tommy, who (at the time) 'hated' women, grew quite fond of her. It was scary, really.
Keep in mind that they still had not properly met or talked to her except for her and Dream's bickering tweets.
Even Technoblade, hungry for clout, had involved himself.
Mcyttwt these past few days? CHAOS.
Sapnap burst out laughing again. He's been scrolling through Twitter for the past hour and still hasn't had enough of the two arguing. They've been doing so for a week now and he's pretty sure it would never end.
I mean, just see for yourselves:
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-ˋˏ twt! ˎˊ-
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Technoblade | @technothepig · 6d
('・(oo)・｀)
192k ❤ㅤ25k 💬ㅤ37k 🔁
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Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
Should I be concerned?
↳ Technoblade | @thechnothepig
probably, yeah
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Ph1Lza | @Ph1LzA
what does this mean
↳ Technoblade | @technothepig
answer my calls
↳ Ph1Lza | @Ph1LzA
I'm busy
↳ user 1 | @username1
@Ph1LzA @Technothepig why are you two suddenly so dry???
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user 2 | @username2
bro I literally cannot tell if he's in a good mood or a bad mood what 😐
↳ Technoblade | @Technothepig
neither can I tbh
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dream | @dreamwastaken
Not you too
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
suck it, green man
↳ dream | @dreamwastaken
no u ❤
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
sorry @dreamwastaken, small objects are choking hazards
↳ Technoblade | @technothepig
@dreamwastaken @Phe0niX pls take this out of here 💀
↳ user 3 | @username3
LMFAO IM DEAD WHAT IS THIS
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user 5 | @username5
('・(oo)・｀)
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Niki | @Nihaachu · 5d
Kill em with kindness ☺
30k ❤ㅤ5k 💬ㅤ500 🔁
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Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
Don't kill em with kindness, kill em with blindness. Act like you don't even see a mf
↳ Niki | @Nihaachu
huh-(?)
↳ user 1 | @username1
i love how Niki is just so confused bcs same
↳ user 3 | @username3
no??? but??? like??? this??? advice??? slaps???
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dream | @dreamwastaken
That's stupid
↳ user 4 | @username4
i agree
↳ Niki | @Nihaachu
umm okay?
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
@Nihaachu who you replying to?
↳ Niki | @Nihaachu
@Phe0niX omg hehe
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BadBoyHalo | @Badboyhalo
this is excellent advice Niki!!
↳ Niki | @Nihaachu
:DD
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user 5 | @username5
Ilysm Niki <33
↳ Niki | @Nihaachu
Ily too!!!
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Phe0niX | @Phe0niX · 3d
I really miss those days back in 1996 when I didn't exist
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dream | @dreamwastaken
Good old days
↳ user 3 | @username3
you didn't exist back then either, idiot
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
@username3 😭
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Niki | @Nihaachu
Are you okay?
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
I am now
↳ dream | @dreamwastaken
@Phe0niX cringe
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
@Nihaachu do you ever see a text and be like 'fuck you' ?
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George | @GeorgeNotFound
Hm
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
Hmmm
↳ George | @GeorgeNotFound
Hmmmmmmmm
↳ Sapnap | @sapnap
stop ✋ let me pray for you 🙏
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TommyInnit | @tommyinnit
Woman
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
child
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Tubbo | @tubbolive
Hi Phe0niX
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
hi Tubbo
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user 4 | @username4
I smell 🧢
↳ user 1 | @username1
what?
↳ user 3 | @username3
???
↳ user 1 | @username1
im so lost rn
↳ user 3 | @username3
@username1 literally same
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user 3 | @username3
mood
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user 5 | @username5
I think I made a snaccident...
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
I do that everyday lol
↳ Sapnap | @sapnap
what does that even mean?
↳ Tubbo | @tubbolive
@sapnap it's like eating an entire family-size bar of chocolate by mistake
↳ Sapnap | @sapnap
@tubbolive nvm that's the definition of my life so far
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
@sapnap 😭
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Wilbur Soot @wilbursoot
I was born that year
↳ TommyInnit | @tommyinnit
Wilbur nobody gives a fuck
↳ user 2 | @username2
are you 47 now?
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Phe0niX | @Phe0niX · 19hr
Feeling IDGAF-ish today
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Ryan | @RyanEvans
Wdym, that's ur whole personality ma'am
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
didn't have to do me this dirty sir
↳ Nolan | @NolanEvans
@Phe0niX take it as a compliment
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George | @GeorgeNotFound
You're flawsome
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
Oh My GoD sToP 👉👈
↳ Sapnap | @Sapnap
@Tubbolive help they're both doing it again
↳ Tubbo | @tubbolive
@Sapnap just search it up and leave me alone pls
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dream | @dreamwastaken
Then start giving one
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
A fuck must be earned. I can't go down the street with a bucket of fucks, giving them out to everyone. If I feel that you've earned a fuck @dreamwastaken, I'll give a fuck. It's called fuckology. Educate yourself, please.
↳ BadBoyHalo | @Badboyhalo
@Phe0niX you just gave me a headache
↳ dream | @Dreamwastaken
look what you did you broke Bad
↳ Sapnap |@sapnap
@Phe0niX YOU KILLED RAT'S OWNER
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
@sapnap who?
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TommyInnit | @tommyinnit
How do you IDGAF-ish?
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
dk dc
↳ TommyInnit | @tommyinnit
I see
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user 2 | @username2
The fact that it's your personality sends me 😭
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user 3 | @username3
k
↳ user 4 | @username4
k
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user 5 | @username5
Dream team or L'manberg?
↳ George | @Georgenotfound
dream team obv
↳ Tubbo | @tubbolive
L'manburg!
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
wakanda forever
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Dream | @dreamwastaken · 10hr
JOIN CHURCH PRIME
324k ❤ㅤ15k 💬ㅤ27k 🔁
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George | @GeorgeNotFound
LET'S GOOOOO
↳ user 1 | @username1
WHERE ARE WE GOING
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Sapnap | @Sapnap
POG
↳ TommyInnit | @Tommyinnit
POG
↳ Tubbo | @Tubbolive
POG
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Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
Ew, I'd rather not
↳ dream | @dreamwastaken
good
↳ Tubbo | @tubbolive
plz join church prime!
↳ George | @GeorgeNotFound
no join us
↳ dream | @dreamwastaken
@GeorgeNotFound @tubbolive tf absolutely not
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user 5 | @username5
Already a sub
↳ dream | @dreamwastaken
💯
↳ user 4 | @username4
DREAM IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN
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user 3 | @username3
Stream?
↳ dream | @dreamwastaken
soon
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user 2 | @username2
bold of you to assume i have moneyyyyy
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Phe0niX | @Phe0niX · 5hr
I know the Bible talks about forgiveness and all, but I'm pretty sure Jesus would hold my purse while I kicked your ass @Dreamwastaken
49k ❤ㅤ6k 💬ㅤ3k 🔁
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Technoblade | @technothepig
You nerds are the only reason I'm entertained rn
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
↳ Technoblade | @thechnothepig
I-
↳ Ph1Lza | @Ph1LzA
LMFAO
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dream | @dreamwastaken
I'm exhaustipated
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
u did not
↳ dream | @dreamwastaken
but I did
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
how dare you
↳ George | @Georgenotfound
you aren't worthy of using a portmanteau don't ever do it again
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
what George said
↳ dream | @dreamwastaken
@Phe0niX I thought u were feeling IDGAF-ish today
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
imma fucking kill you, I swear
↳ Tubbo |@Tubbolive
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
↳ user 2 | @username2
@Phe0niX WE WILL HOLD THAT PURSE FOR YOU QUEEN
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Sapnap | @sapnap
Y'alls relationship though
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
relationshit*
↳ dream | @dreamwastaken
@Phe0niX for once, I agree
↳ Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
@dreamwastaken 😳
↳ dream | @dreamwastaken
@Phe0niX 😳
↳ George | @GeorgeNotFound
Sapnap what have you done?!
↳ user 1 | @username1
HELP WHAT'S HAPPENING
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-ˋˏ irl! ˎˊ-
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Sapnap broke into another fit of giggles for what seemed like the sixth time this day.
Whatever was going on between both Pheonix and Dream, whether pure hatred or not, sure is peak comedy.
He sighed and readjusted himself on his bed, laying his back on the frame and deciding to scroll through his phone some more when suddenly, it started ringing.
Dream and George had decided to face time him so, naturally, he answered.
George pulled his phone towards his face and grimaced. "Sapnap, have you been crying?" George asked. "Your face is as red as a tomato."
"More like dying of laughter," Sapnap chuckled, wiping his rosy cheeks.
"Yeah?" Dream chuckled from behind his black screen. "What were you laughing at?"
"You," Sapnap replied, letting out a giggle. "And Phe0niX."
"Pft," snickered George before bursting into a fit of giggles too. "I've been laughing at the two of them all week as well."
"I know right," Sapnap smiled.
"Can we― like― talk about anything else, please?" Dream asked, grumbling. "I'm tired of this."
"We can't help it," George shrugged.
"We CaN't HeLp It," Dream mocked him.
"Stop," laughed George.
"StOp," mimicked Sapnap.
"Okay, fine," George shook his head. "We can talk about our base-in-progress," he suggested. " I think we're doing pretty great at collecting items and rebuilding our house. "
"Yeah," Sapnap agreed. "We're doing pretty great."
"That's literally what I said," George frowned.
"Do you guys want to continue rebuilding? I could stream it?" asked Dream.
"Sure," George hummed thoughtlessly. "Why not?"
"I have nothing better to do anyway," Sapnap agreed, nodding to himself.
"Okay, then," Dream beamed. "Let's get prepared, I'll stream in five."
"Deal!" Sapnap grinned and George smiled.
"Alright."
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-ˋˏ 💌 ˎˊ-
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author's note„
what do you think of Phe0niX (pronounced as phoenix) and Dream's 'relationshit' ?