He didn't know how this happened. It just did. How. How in the world did this thing end up here? Even better question, what was this weird thing.
OMG
Did it just..... IT DID!
You're welcome
Thank you kind voice in my head.
Awww. Your welcome little bean. I do hope you enjoy your gift. I may or may not have accidentally on purpose made her semi immortal and bonded her to you.
Wait what
Trust me, you'll be thanking me later.
WHAT
'Till next time little one
*ERROR.EXE has crashed*
REBOOTING......
10%
20%
30%
40%
50%
100%
Owwwwwww.....
Whelp, guess it's just you and me strange fluff ball. Now..... your gonna need a name. How about Mistake. Ya that seems right. Mistake.
And that my dear readers, is how Error meat Mistake. Hope you enjoyed.
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Thank you for 200+ reads. And I was right on almost no one reading past the first two chapters. Even then most stop on the first and don't even get to the good parts where the author breaks the fourth wall (I need more tape, someone stole all of mine).