(BACK) 📱Batfamily Groupchat📱

By WreckInc

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Join in with Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, Barbara, Stephanie, Cassandra, Bruce, Duke, Harper, and more others! ... More

Author notes:
1: Tea
2: Complicated Relationships?
3: Future?
4: Best Robin
5
5 (part 2) story
6
7: Picnic Plan
8
9
10
11
12
Announcement: Alive
16: Duke meets the Groupchat
17: Movies
18: Valentines Day
19: Tim Can't Sleep
20: Understanding Cassandras Language
21: Who took the Coffee Machine away?
22: Best Robin (remake)
23: Sleepover Disaster
24: Who has the worst job
25: Comparing Damian
26: Bomb Alert
27: Reaction of Corona Virus
28: Therapy Session
29: Being Quarantine
30: Being Quarantine 2
31: Being Quarantine 3
32: Closet
33: Test
34: Mr Spider
35: Celebration Party
36: Dick's Secret
37: Sister Alert
38: Action Figures
39: Crashing a car
40: Mother of the Year
41: Best friend Kent
42: Damian's Late Birthday
43: Clone and Future
44: Math Issues and Grades
45: Bruce Wayne
46: Feeding the demon child
48: Dick getting Strict
49: GC History Yay
50: Parent Meeting for Damian Wayne
51: Vicki Vale
52: Cassandra turns smart
53: Green Aliens
54: Green Aliens Aftermath
55: Jason's drawing
56: Al Ghul chat
57: Ric Grayson
58: Santa is here
59: School Tests
60: Talent Show for Damian
61: The swear jar

47: Middle names

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BarbaraG: NO JASON PETER TODD.

BarbaraG: STOP GOING THROUGH FILES.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Oh snap.

JasonTODD: NOT THE MIDDLE NAME WHY?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: You're doing it all wrong.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: JASON IS A TODD LOSER.

BarbaraG: NO TIMOTHY JACKSON DRAKE THATS INCORRECT.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: NO NOT "TIMOTHY".

Damian.Wayne: Just cut off Todd's fingers.

BarbaraG: DAMIAN WAYNE.

BarbaraG: You really don't have a middle name do you?

Damian.Wayne: No but I do indeed have another different names though. Depends.

JasonTODD: His middle name is "Al Ghul" Barbara.

Damian.Wayne: I PREFER not, "Peter".

JasonTODD: Yes indeed Damian Al Ghul Wayne.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Chill Peter and Al Ghul.

Damian.Wayne: Shut up "Timothy".

JasonTODD: Yeah shut up "Jackson".

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: No you.

DickGrayson: Everyone calm down.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: THEY STARTED FIRST.

JasonTODD: SILENT RICHARD.

Damian.Wayne: Okay Grayson.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: DEMON SAY "JOHN".

Damian.Wayne: I will not insult him. Back off Timothy.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: RICHARRRDD.

DickGrayson: I think my name is fine.

JasonTODD: Ur name is "Dick". WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

DickGrayson: ITS A SHORT NAME FOR RICHARD OK?

DukeThomas: HOW?

BarbaraG: CALM IT.

Damian.Wayne: My name is always fine.

JasonTODD: Shut up "Ibn al Xu'ffasch".

Damian.Wayne: YOU DARE??

JasonTODD: YES I DO DARE "Hafid Al Ghul"

Damian.Wayne: NO FRICKING WAY.

JasonTODD: YES FRICKING WAY.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stephanie1: Jay how do you know his nicknames???

JasonTODD: Looking into files isn't really hard when you been in the league.

Damian.Wayne: YOU DARE LOOK AT MY FILES TODD??

JasonTODD: Chill it kiddo I won't be saying anymore nicknames you have "Al Ghul" I think ur grandfather was having a name crisis when he couldn't choose which one to name you.

JasonTODD: It was probably going be Alexander anyways.

DickGrayson: SCREW ALEXANDER AT LEAST HE HAS A ORIGINAL NAME.

DukeThomas: Alexander huh

Damian.Wayne: tud khasir.

Damian.Wayne: tuda mabaligh fiha.

JasonTODD: Did he just do a magic spell on me??

DickGrayson: STOP WITH MAGIC SPELLS.

JasonTODD: Wait what he say.

Cassandra: loser and overrated

JasonTODD: AT LEAST I TOOK SPANISH CLASS.

JasonTODD: asshole.

JasonTODD: Also heyyy Cass.

Stephanie1: cASSSSS

Cassandra: wot

DukeThomas: Thank heavens I don't have a middle name.

Damian.Wayne: You shouldn't be proud. You need a middle name to feel powerful.

DukeThomas: What.

JasonTODD: To feel ✨ fancy ✨

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: To just be made fun of.

DickGrayson: Uhh special?

BarbaraG: Middle names don't matter. It's just NAMES.

Damian.Wayne: Says the one named after Gordon's lover.

BarbaraG: Shush. Don't talk when your name was going to be called Alexander.

Damian.Wayne: Hell no.

DickGrayson: DAMIAN WHY THE LANGUAGE? STOP.

Damian.Wayne: I'm old enough now.

JasonTODD: But you're eleven.

Damian.Wayne: Shut up. No one asked you.

JasonTODD: No.

RowHarper: Listen here "Ethan" you better stop it.

DickGrayson: Who?

Damian.Wayne: Excuse me.

RowHarper: NOTHING.

Damian.Wayne: YOU'RE LUCKY I CAN'T TRACE YOUR MIDDLE NAME, ROW.

RowHarper: Haha.

RowHarper: Sorry kid. I can't be traced.

JasonTODD: Al Ghul is just pressed cause he's salty the fact his name was finna going be Alexander.

Damian.Wayne: YOU'RE SAYING FALSE THINGS MY MOTHER WOULDN'T EVER NAME ME THAT.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Sounds something like a Al Ghul would say if they don't like admitting.

DickGrayson: Come on! There's nothing wrong with the name, "Alexander".

JasonTODD: Yeah. There's something wrong with it.

DickGrayson: JASON.

JasonTODD: How much you wanna bet his actual name is Alexander and his mom is covering it up.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: AHDUAJSHWHDJSJDKSKSOSODOWK.

Cassandra: wow

Damian.Wayne: PETER, LEAVE ME ALONE.

RowHarper: And this happens.

Damian.Wayne: PETER.

JasonTODD: I KNOW.

Cassandra: me don't need middle name

Cassandra: so happy

JasonTODD: ACTUALLY DEPENDS?

Cassandra: so happy

JasonTODD: Technically? Cassandra Cain-Wayne?

Cassandra: no

Damian.Wayne: That's not a middle name.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Actually is.

Damian.Wayne: It's basically a long last name. You two are stupid.

DickGrayson: AAAAAAAAAH WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYBODY.

JasonTODD: Can't really tell if Damian is joking or not.

JasonTODD: MIDDLE. CASSANDRA HAS A MIDDLE NAME. CAN'T YOU SEE?

Cassandra: not middle name

BarbaraG: Are you people serious?

Damian.Wayne: IT'S NOT MIDDLE NAME YOU STUPID HAIRCUT ZOMBIE BOY.

JasonTODD: WHAT?

DickGrayson: CAN YALL JUST LEAVE MY CHILD ALONE?

BarbaraG: Exactly. ALSO LEAVE MY CHILD ALONE.

Damian.Wayne: GRAYSON.

DickGrayson: WHAT NOW?

Damian.Wayne: Tell these idiots that Cain has a long end name and not a middle name.

Cassandra: agree

JasonTODD: NO. Dick please tell HIM that it's a middle name.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Exactly. Everybody knows this fact.

RowHarper: It shows there's first, middle, and end.

DukeThomas: I actually disagree. Reading this whole thing. I DISAGREE.

JasonTODD: DUKE?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Dick. Please tell me you AGREE with me.

DickGrayson: Uhhhh.

Damian.Wayne: No. Tell this skater boy haircut that I'm correct. I'm always correct?

DickGrayson: Uhhhhhhhh.

JasonTODD: Dick. Don't. Make. Wrong. Move.

DickGrayson: I DON'T know.

BarbaraG: OR YALL CAN LEAVE HIM ALONE?

DickGrayson: I AGREE?

JasonTODD: NO.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Yeah no ma'am.

DukeThomas: Sure.

Damian.Wayne: LEAVE HIM BE BECAUSE I KNOW DEEP DOWN INSIDE GRAYSON AGREES.

DickGrayson: We can all agree to disagree?

JasonTODD: Then we all will never know who's wrong or right.

DukeThomas: Literally a last name.

JasonTODD: HOW?

Cassandra: yes yes yes

Damian.Wayne: It's like saying, Cassandra Cain. But you add the Wayne. You can't just say that now she has a middle name called "Cain." Thats literally her last name. You just add the Wayne. Cassandra Cain-Wayne. It can't be no middle name. How is that a middle name? For example apparently mine is Al Ghul-Wayne.

Cassandra: so smart

JasonTODD: That's bull crap cause that is literally your middle name.

Damian.Wayne: No. It's. NOT.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: IT IS. And makes sense. Damian Al Ghul Wayne. See? There's a middle name you dummy.

DukeThomas: ADD THE "-"

Damian.Wayne: I think I really wanna stab you.

DickGrayson: There's no right or wrong answers.

RowHarper: There is one wrong. I WANT YOUR OPINION.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Yeah big BRO. You haven't even agree with us.

JasonTODD: Yet.

Damian.Wayne: Grayson knows.

DukeThomas: I'm just saying.

DickGrayson: I don't WANNA. Because at the end of the day we are all here together as a FAMILY. And there are hard times that we will argue, fight, or trying to kill each other. But we are family.

JasonTODD: You just pull the "paragraph family part so everybody will forget me and we go back to normal" card.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: PLEASE I REALLY WANT YOU TO AGREE WITH ME.

Damian.Wayne: If Grayson agrees with you I'm not going to be mad.

DickGrayson: To be honest my brain hurts and never really thought of this. And so it's confusing me bad and I can't properly think so thanks a lot guys now I can't read.

RowHarper: woah.

JasonTODD: You can't read?

Stephanie1: If you can't read then how are you WRITING?

BarbaraG: WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO TO MY DICK HUH? THIS IS YOUR FAULT MY BOYFRIEND CAN'T READ MY LOVE LETTERS. ANYMORE.

JasonTODD: I never snorted so hard in my life while choking on my snorting.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Nah I'm choking while my coffee sits in.

Damian.Wayne: You idiots. Now I'm dying.

DukeThomas: Let's calm down.

JasonTODD: It's fine maybe he meant that he can't tell the difference of middle names and now is confused for awhile.

Stephanie1: Very MATURE guys. Very mature.

Cassandra: Barbara sad?

BarbaraG: Yes Cass I'm sad. THEY RUIN DICK AND HE SUFFERED THROUGH THEIR CAUSES.

Cassandra: me angry now

Cassandra: very

Cassandra: me coming to beat you all

Damian.Wayne: No.

JasonTODD: Wait what. I'm joking.

DukeThomas: And we all know her punches hurt. I mean I did sparring it didn't go well.

RowHarper: ^^^

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I WAS LAUGHING AT SOMETHING I FOUND ON THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW.

Stephanie1: You all deserve the punishments. Smh.

Damian.Wayne: Yeah no. I locked my doors and put the shelf's so no one comes in. I'm always prepared.

Cassandra: I'm coming for you first

Damian.Wayne: Okay maybe I shouldn't say anything first.

JasonTODD: YOU DUMMY.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Glad to know he goes first.

Damian.Wayne: Is Cain at my door?

BarbaraG: Yes.

JasonTODD: HAH LOSER.

JasonTODD: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO GET ATTACKED BY SOMEONE WHOS BETTER THAN YOU!

Damian.Wayne: You're just mad because I'm right about the last names aren't middle names.

JasonTODD: I'm kind of am. But that's okay.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Ugh first step to securing my room.

Stephanie1: Well YEAH.

RowHarper: Wait where's Dick?

DukeThomas: He said he can't read.

JasonTODD: He was actually serious?

DukeThomas: I think so.

Stephanie1: Where's Damian?

BarbaraG: Cass was serious about beating these idiots up.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: EXCUSE ME.

Stephanie1: Why isn't Damian screaming?

JasonTODD: Damian's been the type to not scream I think.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: NO.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: IM COMING TO SAVE DAMIAN.

JasonTODD: I hear someone near my door.

BarbaraG: Thats Cass.

RowHarper: How are you so sure about that.

JasonTODD: Shes, right.

JasonTODD: She broke through my dO

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: You're what?

DukeThomas: Guys he said "dO"

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: What a interesting word.

Stephanie1: What the heck is "dO"??

RowHarper: He means "do". Obviously.

DukeThomas: Or he actually got punched.

BarbaraG: Yes.

Stephanie1: Oh.

Stephanie1: TIM?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I'm hiding in the closet.

Stephanie1: WHERE.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Shush Steph she's going to hear you and then she's going to find me easily.

Stephanie1: HOW? IM TYPING.

RowHarper: Theres so many closets though.

DukeThomas: Closets that can be houses.

BarbaraG: I hope that Cassandra didn't actually injury both of them badly.

BarbaraG: Oh no.

BarbaraG: CASS.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Stephanie leave me alone and leave the room.

Stephanie1: WHAT ROOM?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Steph if you wanted to hide with me so badly please come here quickly instead of STANDING.

Stephanie1: Tim I'm in the kitchen making waffles. What are you talking about?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Wait.

Cassandra: open Timothy

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: BARBAJRKAKEAKDKAMDKAOODWKEKOEOWDKKEJEIWIFKEKGQKFKKDVKSKOFGO

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: 😮😮😮😮😮😮😱😱😱😱😱😱😨😨😨😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😥😥😥😥

DukeThomas: EMOJIS.

Stephanie1: And there goes Tim's screams.

RowHarper: This is why you never mess with Dick Grayson.

RowHarper: I wonder how's he doing.

Stephanie1: I think he passed out.

BarbaraG: WHERE?

Stephanie1: I don't know. He's been quiet. Probably passed out.

DukeThomas: I found him.

DukeThomas: He's just rolling around.

Stephanie1: What?

DukeThomas: He's just rolling on the floor saying he can't read.

DukeThomas: I think I should take him to a nearby hospital.

BarbaraG: I think you should.

Stephanie1: Please do. Also take Tim, Jason, and Damian.

DukeThomas: Fine. I just gotta drag them though.

DukeThomas: Harp help me.

RowHarper: Okayyy.

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