(BACK) 📱Batfamily Groupchat📱

By WreckInc

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Join in with Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, Barbara, Stephanie, Cassandra, Bruce, Duke, Harper, and more others! ... More

Author notes:
1: Tea
2: Complicated Relationships?
3: Future?
4: Best Robin
5
5 (part 2) story
6
7: Picnic Plan
8
9
10
11
12
Announcement: Alive
16: Duke meets the Groupchat
17: Movies
18: Valentines Day
19: Tim Can't Sleep
20: Understanding Cassandras Language
21: Who took the Coffee Machine away?
22: Best Robin (remake)
23: Sleepover Disaster
24: Who has the worst job
25: Comparing Damian
26: Bomb Alert
27: Reaction of Corona Virus
28: Therapy Session
29: Being Quarantine
30: Being Quarantine 2
31: Being Quarantine 3
32: Closet
33: Test
34: Mr Spider
35: Celebration Party
36: Dick's Secret
37: Sister Alert
38: Action Figures
39: Crashing a car
41: Best friend Kent
42: Damian's Late Birthday
43: Clone and Future
44: Math Issues and Grades
45: Bruce Wayne
46: Feeding the demon child
47: Middle names
48: Dick getting Strict
49: GC History Yay
50: Parent Meeting for Damian Wayne
51: Vicki Vale
52: Cassandra turns smart
53: Green Aliens
54: Green Aliens Aftermath
55: Jason's drawing
56: Al Ghul chat
57: Ric Grayson
58: Santa is here
59: School Tests
60: Talent Show for Damian
61: The swear jar

40: Mother of the Year

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Damian.Wayne added Talia to the conversation

Damian.Wayne: Mother.

Talia: What.

JasonTODD: OH MY GOD TALIA IM UR BIGGEST FAN

Talia: What.

JasonTODD: SAY SOMETHING OTHER THAN WHAT

Talia: What.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Classic.

Damian.Wayne: I'm hungry. Can you feed me because father won't feed me.

Talia: I should've known that bastard orphan wouldn't feed you. YOU should be with me.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: HAHAH THATS FUNNY. Comedy at it's finest.

Stephanie1: Tim. No.

DukeThomas: Aw shoot not the family problems.

Damian.Wayne: I'm just hungry. FEED ME. YOU'RE MY MOTHER. DO SOMETHING USEFUL WOMEN.

Talia: I can't just come from the mountains, head to Gotham, to you..

Talia: What do I feed you anyway?

DukeThomas: Oh wait I know it's aaaaaa

Damian.Wayne: Happy meal.

DukeThomas: Yeah. Happy meal.

Talia: Who ARE you? Why are you in here with my son.

DukeThomas: Oh. Uh. Well. Awkward.

DukeThomas: Aren't you the baby mommy from like yknow.

Talia: Keep going.

DukeThomas: I don't think I want to.

JasonTODD: Oh he's just a nice kid who is innocent from this place but he became us.

DukeThomas: Perfect.

DickGrayson: Wait what's going on?

BarbaraG: Nothing. Mhm nothing at all.

Damian.Wayne: Leave my mother alone. This is a discussion of my stomach grumbling waiting for something to digest that I must come prepared to eat quickly or else it will burn my insides and make my hunger grumble.

Talia: Son can't you just make a simple sentence?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: EXACTLY EXACTLY

JasonTODD: Ayyyyy

RowHarper: lmao damn

DickGrayson: YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE HE IS HUNGRY.

Talia: My son should've made a simple sentence.

Damian.Wayne: This is your fault.

JasonTODD: How's that old guy Ra's doing?

Talia: Oh he's dead again as usual.

JasonTODD: What a loser Jfc.

Damian.Wayne: I'M HUNGRY.

Cassandra: is he this? 💀

JasonTODD: Pft more like this

JasonTODD: 🧟‍♂️

Damian.Wayne: That's really disrespectful.

DukeThomas: YES CASS HAHAHAHAHA.

Stephanie1: Damn jay that actually made me laugh.

Talia: You are old enough to feed yourself young man.

Damian.Wayne: I'M ONLY ELEVEN.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Wait... what? Eleven?

DickGrayson: UBER HIM SOME FOOD. TALIA. THIS INSTANT.

Talia: What is this "Uber"?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Basically food. Coming to you.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Food coming ahead to you. Yeah. Well maybe they deliver it. JUST CALL THE DAMN NUMBER.

JasonTODD: I think you need to download it.

DukeThomas: Go to website right?

RowHarper: You need a card.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Both is really fine. JUST ORDER IT OR THEY CLOSE.

Talia: You expect me to order my son happy meal?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: YES.

JasonTODD: yeah duh

Stephanie1: sure?

DukeThomas: Well of course.

Cassandra: he hungry

Cassandra: feed him now or die

DukeThomas: OOOOOO CASS.

Stephanie1: She don't play no games.

Cassandra: he save me

Cassandra: he gave me taco

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: YOU STILL REMEMBER??

Cassandra: never forget

DickGrayson: FEED HIM THIS INSTANT IM AT BUDHAVEN SO I CANT GO GET HIM.

Damian.Wayne: Mother, I'm petitioning you if you, please order me a happy meal that includes just fries and a cheeseburger along with a gadget inside the box for my belly to absorb my dinner.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: OH SO ITS A GADGET NOW?

Talia: Please, son, I beg you to USE a simple sentence.

DickGrayson: ._.

Damian.Wayne: Fine.

Damian.Wayne: I am hungry and I want you to feed me. I want happy meal that contains fries and cheeseburger with a stupid toy. That's it. THANK you.

Talia: You need healthy food.

Damian.Wayne: MOTHER.

Damian.Wayne: Order. Me. Happy. Meal.

DickGrayson: Oh no please not again.

Talia: Again?

DickGrayson: He's going to scream and then cry loudly and then he's going to kill all of us.

Talia: What the hell?

DukeThomas: I just realize she hasn't been around us a lot so she's not like us.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Dysfunctional? Yeah she has no idea.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Also I need coffee so is it okay if you add that order? Thanks T.

Stephanie1: SCREW OFF THE COFFEE.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Steph this isn't new. Leave ME BE.

Talia: Is my son damaged?

Damian.Wayne: Mother.

Damian.Wayne: Even if I was "damaged"..

Damian.Wayne: Would you still order me a happy meal?

JasonTODD: Yeah he's a little damaged.

DickGrayson: He was NEVER damaged.

JasonTODD: A little.

DickGrayson: No. He's NOT.

BarbaraG: EVERYONE HERE IS DAMAGED, DICK.

DukeThomas: OH MY GOD.

Talia: Son, you should go outdoors and get a job. Make your little life worth it. Explore everything.

Damian.Wayne: TALIA JUST ORDER ME FOOD ITS SIMPLE.

Talia: Excuse me? How dare you address my real name.

Damian.Wayne: YOU ARENT UNDERSTANDING MY PAIN. NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME.

JasonTODD: WOW.

BarbaraG: Relatable.

DickGrayson: WAIT WHAT?

Talia: WHAT PAIN? ARE YOU HURT?

Damian.Wayne: Yes I'm hurt.

Damian.Wayne: Hurt from you not giving me happy meal. You monster.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: AT LEAST SOMEONE RELATES FINALLY.

JasonTODD: Literally no one is relating you.

RowHarper: BE NICE FOR FFS.

Cassandra: why

BarbaraG: AHAIDOSOCMSNCKSKFK.

Talia: Seriously? Okay, whatever, I'll send you junk food named "Happy meal."

Damian.Wayne: I'll have you know that you are the better parent than my father.

Damian.Wayne: And you're my favorite. Best parent ever. Out of everyone here. Best mother.

DickGrayson: DAMI???

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: oooooooh

BarbaraG: OH MY GOD.

JasonTODD: That's wassup.

Talia: I'll make that two happy meals.

Damian.Wayne: THANK YOU, MOTHER.

Damian.Wayne: It's amazing knowing you done such a good work today. Know that I will never forget.

Talia: It's committed. It might head that mansion in 5-6 minutes. Depends on the average lowlife driver.

JasonTODD: "lowlife driver"?

Talia: I hate Gotham.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Eh wouldn't blame you. They really have a long line in the average coffee shop. Real annoying.

DukeThomas: What about thugs and criminals? THEY HAVE BEEN IN A HIGHER RATE IN THE LAST DAYS.

Stephanie1: True but also there's just a long line for drinks.

JasonTODD: Bars are always crowded. More bar fights for me. So no big deal.

BarbaraG: More letters for me to write and type. Annoying.

RowHarper: College is stupid. I hope y'all know it's worse than the things you're going through.

DickGrayson: I love my job. Well. Kinda. There's always fire here and annoying criminals that are trying to always run away. Like don't they know my reputation? Just give it up. Idiots.

Cassandra: meh

Damian.Wayne: Wow. You guys are seriously this annoyed by usual everyday life?

JasonTODD: You haven't turn 18 yet. Don't judge us.

Talia: Like I said. I hate Gotham.

Talia: But I must go. Stay out trouble Jason. And please Damian go outside for once and stay off the junk food.

JasonTODD: Sure.

Damian.Wayne: STOP JUDGING ME.

Talia left the conversation

DukeThomas: You guys do realize we could've taken him or he could've walk to McDonald's since it's literally near by.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: REALLY?

Damian.Wayne: Yeah.

Damian.Wayne: My mother haven't done anything useful for me so I got her to give me happy meals. Two of them. Bam.

DickGrayson: Wait.. SO AM I THE BEST AND YOUR FAVORITE?

Damian.Wayne: You're the first favorite and the best.

DukeThomas: So who's the second?

Damian.Wayne: Alfred.

JasonTODD: So I'm pretty sure I'm the third then.

Damian.Wayne: No, the third is Jon.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Wait what.

BarbaraG: Fourth?

Damian.Wayne: My animals. Don't say anything but my turkey is the best. Well actually my dog but my cat. And dragon. No actually my cow is better. Spider? Uh.. not sure.

RowHarper: Alright Skip the animals. The fifth?

Damian.Wayne: Maya.

Stephanie1: WHO?

JasonTODD: ?

DickGrayson: Wait is this a girl.

Damian.Wayne: You don't know her.

JasonTODD: WAIT THIS IS A GIRL?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Suspicious

Damian.Wayne: Anyway the sixth is my mother. Seventh is Cain. Eighth is Brown.

Damian.Wayne: Do we have to go down the line?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Nope that's all.

DukeThomas: Interesting.

Damian.Wayne: I hear a knock. That must be my food.

JasonTODD: I think having two happy meals actually unhealthy.

DickGrayson: LET HIM EAT.

JasonTODD: mkay if something happens, therefore I'm right.

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