hello? (a mcu wrong number fa...

By oceansgivepeace

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wrong number story; mcu the reader accidentally texts a member of the avengers one day and then a beautifully... More

1. bucket and dumbass
2. plums
3. you've got mail
4. wakanda shit is this
5. adoption
6. and we would have gotten away with it if it werent for a meddling tony
7. the interogation
8. identities? revealed
9. i dont even know so dont ask
10. What About Digornos Eh?
11. only about 100 people its fine
12. so um we hate steve now
14. come on man why you in a big time rush uh uh ohhh
15. mistake? i think not
16. open the door im here!
17. Chicky Nuggies and arson
18. minus tony >:|
19. its the ugly 2009-12 cartoon ironman design for me
20. pranks, and a... shrek statue ?
21. s h r e k the greatest
22. title is too long
23. dont cry over spilled cheese
24. the spontaneous planning of movie night
25. can we out pizza the hut?
26. time? what is time?
27. pop rocks are like tiny fireworks
28. fruity pebbles but make it in rock form
29. loki you didnt
30. steeb have you ever had cofeee ?
31. W.W.C.A.D. ?
32. never gonna run around
33. what tacos? you didnt have any
34. tacos, part 2
35. welcome to english class
36. halloween partay
Important!! Please read
37. blooper reel aka unreleased drafts

13. bullying steeb :)

22K 750 433
By oceansgivepeace

losers
contains: bucket, мама, tony, steve, bruce, sam, clint, wanda, loki, thor, vision, scott, rhodey

y/n
steeb
steeb
steeb
steeb
steeb

steve
will you stop spamming y/n

y/n
no ❤️
guys plan is a go

steve
what plan?

bucky
the one you didn't follow when you jumped out of an airplane without a parachute

steve
ouch
what's actually going on

nat
i bet the only reason you took my knifes are because you couldn't stand looking at your ugly reflection 💅

steve
what do you mean by that

loki
she means your insecure ass can't handle looking at your reflection

steve
i am not insecure

tony
you can't even look at pictures from before a few years ago after i pointed out how bad your ass looked in that suit
i think that counts as insecurity

rhodey
it does
and don't forget how you try to be the best out of everyone to probably compensate for your insecurities

steve
?

wanda
you're confidence is inspiring ✨❤️

steve
see? someone agrees

wanda
inspiring me to close my eyes and never open them again 🧚‍♂️💫🌸

y/n
◡👄◡
call me daredevil because i do not see

tony
what

bucky
what

nat
what

tony
whAT

y/n
what?
i didn't say anything

clint
....okay...
steve you're a bitch

steve
is that all you have?

clint
yeah
i just have a deep hatred for you i can't really put into words

sam
ouch
but same
steve your a bitch

y/n
you're*

tony
y/n don't be a grammar nazi
and you know how much steve hates nazis

y/n
oh i know
but if he wants to fight we can fight
2am applebee's parking lot i'll be waiting old man

steve
kid, i don't want to hurt you

y/n
i'm a bad bitch you can't kill me!!!
so,,, come on snake lets rattle

steve
y/n i could actually kill you though

y/n
jokes on you i want to die
plus i bet your old ass can't handle my pure awesomeness
you'd immediately turn into a fossil

tony
i don't think that's how that works

y/n
i don't think you understand my immense power tin can

tony
hey hey hey, i thought we were roasting capsicle not me

y/n
that's what you think
your time will come

tony
what is that even supposed to mean?-
ʳᵉᵃᵈ

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