Lust: Hi my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?~
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Lust: do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?~
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Lust: if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together~
(Me: oh and while ur at it, make sure to put "N" and "O" together--)
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Lust: Are you a parking ticket? cuz you got FINE written all over you~
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Lust: Feel my jacket. You know what it's made from? it's made outta boyfriend material~
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Lust: Did you just come outta the oven? Cuz you're hot~
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Lust: it's a good thing I have a library card, cuz I'm totally checking you out~
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Lust: I've been feeling a little off today-- but you've turned me on again~