A/N: This is just for gags, don't take it seriously if I did it wrong. I've watched too much ColeyDoesThings now I wanna write this up. =)
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Newbie: Eh? Little Nightmares? Is it good?
Older LN Fangirl: yes. *turns around to the door*
Older LN Fangirl: Take a peek.
Newbie: *slightly opens the door*
*LOUD 'HUNGRY FOR ANOTHER ONE' PLAYS*
Little Nightmares Songs Lover: HUNGRY FOR ANOTHER ONE!!!
Theorists: GIVE ME ANSWERS TARSIER STUDIOS!
All the Ships (even the wacko ones): *is fighting who is da bEST*
Older LN Fangirl: *smiles at the mayhem*
Newbie: oh god.
Sevix Shipper: SEVIX HAS BEEN HERE SINCE WHAT?! THE WHOLE START OF THE FRIKIN FANDOM. EVER SINCE WE GOT THE DLC, WE STARTED THIS SHIP. AND IT HAS BEEN SAILING TIL THIS DAY!
Sevix Shipper: *Holds up 'My Slave' like a Holy Bible' SEE THIS FANFIC?! THIS FANFIC IS SOOOOO GOOOOOOOOD I TELL YOU THIS WILL GO DOWN IN LN HISTORY! ALONG SIDE THE ISNEZZED LN FANARTS AND HUNGRY FOR ANOTHER ONE AND MANY MORE!
Movix Shippers: mh, yeah there's that but... How about we try somethin new? I mean I like Sevix, but that's very... common now. Monix looks so cute too honestly!
Theorists: *stops their intense theorizing* Wait, *turns to Monix Shippers* WHAT?! You know there might be a possibility where Mono and Six are siblings! We can't do that.
Loves to Make OCs: Well dang I just shipped Mono with my OC who is related to Six.
Mono Fans: Yes... yes give love for this precious little paperbag boi.
Monix Shippers: well we can.... we can..... FRICK IT THEN IN MY FANFICS THEY'RE NOT SIBLINGS! DONE!
Sevix Shippers: NOOOOOOO SEEEEVIIIIIXXX
Sevix Haters: You guys ship Six... with RK?... Cannibalism fetish?
Sevix Shippers: SHUT UP HATER.
Moven Shippers: *sips tea then holds out their hands to Sevix and Monix shippers* Ladies, ladies. Moven is the way. *hops* FINALLY OUR FIRST EVER FRIKIN GAY SHIP.
Seven X One Shippers: WAIT, what about the Seven X One?!
Moven Shippers: sO underrated! I haven't heard about it!
Six X Two Shippers: Oof yea I know, like us.
Bread Kid X Flashlight Girl Shippers: Anyone gonna ship this? No one?... only me?...
Bread Kid X Flashlight Girl Shippers: Kay then nevermind.
RCG X Mono Shippers: This seems like a cute ship?
RCG X Six Shippers: YOU WANNA MESS WITH ME?!
The Pretender X RCG Shippers: *laughs* Please this is the best.
Sevix Shippers: You are shipping, the brat with the precious Raincoat Girl...
The Pretender X RCG Shippers: Yeah and so? I feel the sexual tension between them-
RCG X Six Shippers: WOAH WOAH BRO.
Newbie: Why... why are you all shipping kids that are like... 9-10 years old... with each other?... And you let them do things?... Let them be gay?...
Sevix Shippers: Be glad you haven't saw the other ships.
Newbie: Like... what?...
Moven Shippers: They are quarantined in the closet, we do not speak of them.
The Pretender X RCG Shippers: I am supposed to be one of them but I tell you. THIS. IS. THE BEST. LOVE-HATE IS MY LIFE.
Newbie: The... closet?...
In the closet: AAaaAaaahHHHhAAHJANITORXSIX,LADYXSEVEN,LADYXSIX,GRANNYXSEVEN!!! *WHISTLINGTHEPEDOWHISTLE* SOMUCHPEDOPHILEINTHISPLATFOOORMMM!!! IGOTOWOFANARTSOFTHELADYANDSIXWANNASEE?! DADDY'SGONNACOMEFORYOUUUUUU!!!
Newbie: *cringe (except if they like that kind of shit)*
Theorists: *head on hands while pondering* Who is Raincoat Girl?... Did she remained like some shadow form and hence became the Shadow Six?... Is she the real Lady's Daughter?... *slams on desk* GODDAMN IT I HAVE TOO MUCH QUESTIONS BUT I STILL HAVE NO ANSWERS!
Theorists: Well... execpt for the Six is the Lady's Daughter. That's in the trash. LN Devs told us so they ain't related.
Fanfic Writers: *slams all the fanfic plots on the bed* DAMN IT, I HAVE MADE TOO MUCH FANFICS WHERE SIX IS THE LADY'S DAUGHTER. WHAT THE SHIT IMMA DO NOW?!
Regular Fans: *leans back* Well... you're not the only one who did so...
EXCITED: LNNNN TWWWWWOOOOOOO *Hugs the Mono keychain* OMG OMG OMG I CAN'T WHEN ARE THEY GONNA RELEASE THE RELEASE DATE I'M DYING HERE PEOPLE. I THOUGHT IN THAT TRAILER WE'D GET SOMETHING BUT WE DIDN'T AND I'M DYING.
Six Fans: Six is a precious baby who deserves all the loves and hugs and food in the world.
Seven/RK Fans: UhM sEvEn, or RuNaWAy KiD fAcEd mORe HaRdER cHaLLeNgEs. HE DIDN'T DESERVE HIS DEATH! WHYYYYY?! WHYYY TARSIER STUDIOS?!!!!!
Sevix Shippers: DAMN IT STOP REMINDING US SEVEN IS DEAD.
Theorists: Or is he?!?!?!?!
Moven Shippers: *sips tea* All I wanted, is some gay in this platfrom, not to be reminded about the fact SEVEN is DEAD.
Regular Fans: AKDNWOFNEOFMWOS RUNAWAAAY
Newbie: Wait... WHAT?!
Spoiler Gaurd: COME HERE ALL THOSE WHO SAID THAT. YOU JUST SPOILED THIS ENTIRE KID'S LIFE!
Seven/RK Fans, Sevix Shippers, Moven Shippers, Regular Fans: NEVER!!!
Little Nightmare Songs Lover: *starts bassing up the LN OST*
Loves to Make OCs: Guys I have new OCs namd Thirty, Forty-Five, Ninety-Nine, Seventeen, Sixteen! And Giga, Nano, Duex!
Regular Fans: Why are they all... number named? If not number named, just like... Bread Kid, Runaway Kid, YoUnGeR sIbLiNg. Seriously guys...
Newbie: *cowers back* I... I can't....
Older LN Fangirl: *pushes Newbie back inside* no, take it all in. LOOK. LOOK.
Theorist: I HAVE ANOTHER THEORY! *Pulls out the pics Tarsier Studios sent with the Seven spottings and they frikin cirled it in red* Why is he in the pics?! WHY?! Did Seven SOMEHOW managed to come back from the dead?!
Sevix Shippers: If Seven is alive Sevix can be FRIKIN CANON.
Moven Shippers: OR MOVEN.
Monix Shippers: GUYS MONIX IS DA WAE.
Multi Shippers: Can't we just... ship them all in one go? I love Sevix, and I love Moven and Monix too. Pls guys, let's just appreciate that...
Seven X Six X Mono Shippers: You asking for a threesome-
All the Shippers: NO.
Theorist: WHAT IF MONO IS SEVEN?! If Seven DID live, Six might've noticed him somehow and now he had to wear a paperbag over his head so Six wouldn't recognize him. But what about the real Mono?! IS SEVEN GONNA BE A YANDERE HERE AND KILL HIM?! TARSIER STUDIOS. WE. WANT. ANSWERS!!!
Moven Shippers: Theorists, please. Stop triggering us, especially me.
Theorist: And what about the figurine with the Monster Six?! WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO MY PRECIOUS DORITO HEAD?! SOME PEOPLE ARE THEORIZING SHE'LL DIE. OH. MY. GOD. I CANNNNNNNNNN'TTTTT!!!!
Six Fans: *sobs* I KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO MY DORITO BABY?!
EXCITED: IT'S ALL IN LN 2! I CAN FEEL IT!
The Feels Fans: WHY?! *sobs* WHEN WILL THE RELEASE DATE COME OUT?!!?!! I WANNA PLAY IT NOWWWWHHHH!!!! AND IF SIX DIES, I WILL LITERALLY END LIFE.
Haven't Played but Watched Little Nightmares Gameplay: I'm just gonna chill here with these gameplays, away from this mess.
Theorists: I WILL GO WATCH SOME OLD THEORIES AND THE COMICS AGAIN. IT ALL MUST BE CONNECTED SOMEHOW. AND THE NEW PICS LN DEVS SENT. IT'S ALL CONNECTED. IT'S ALL CONNECTED!!!
Theorist #1: LET'S CHECK THE PAINTING IN THE RESIDENCE! WE MIGHT GET SOME ANSWERES FROM THEM!
Theorist #2: YEAH YEAH, LET'S ZOOM IT IN AND CHECK IT WELL. W E L L.
Newbie: *creeps back* I-I just thought this was a game about a little girl in a yellow raincoat trying to escape a giant cannibalistic restaurant ship and she becomes a cannibal along the way but she had to since she has some weird hunger issues.
Older LN Fangirl: *sips tea* Oh dearie, that's just the cover.
EXCITED: HEY GUYS!!! YOU HEARD THAT LN WILL HAVE A SHOW?!
The Feels Fans: WHAT?!
Six Fans: OMG I HAVEN'T!
Seven Fans: SEVEN BETTER BE THERE.
Mono Fans: SO DO MONO!!!!
Little Nightmares Songs Lover: HUNGRY FOR ANOTHER ONE! GLUTTONY HAS OVERRUN!
Theorists: ALL THE UNSLOVED THEORIES!!!!!
Loves to Make OCS: GUYSSSSSS!!! HEEEYYYY!!! I GOT ANOTHER OC AND I ONCE AGAIN SHIP EM WITH MONO CUZ. I. LOVE. MONO!
Mono Fans: Ah yes, Mono deserves the love. My handsome little paperbag boi.
Newbie: ... how did you know he is handsome-
Mono Fans: HE IS HANDSOME AND YOU ARE NOT STOPPING ME. MY BOY. MY LADLE BOY.
Regular Fans: Can you like, chill? The game isn't out yet and sill ya'll going crazy--
Mono Fans: sHUSH YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT I LOVE AND WHAT I NOT LOVE.
Little Nightmares Songs Lover: DEEP DOWN DOWN BELOW THE WAVES IS A FOREBODING PLACE IN WHICH HAS NO ESCAPE!!!
Moven Shippers: guys... the closet. THE CLOSET.
Sevix Shippers: Shit nooo!!!
*Closet slams open*
The Stuff In the Closet: We're baaaaaaaack~
The Lady X Six Shippers: Guys I have some nice OwO fanart of the Lady and Six! Wanna see it?!
Six Fans: No, please nooooo.
Janitor X Six shippers: WHO WANNA BE WITH THE DADDY?! HUH?! HUH?!
The Janitor Fans: Ugh, this is just the shaming of Rodger's good name.
Regular Fans: You guys stan Rodger?! Isn't he a bad guy?
The Janitor Fans: Listen here you little shit. Rodger is the bEST father figure/babysitter/nanny who cares for the kids. He only wraps up DEAD children - see when he gets Six when we get caught, he doesn't snap her neck or something - So bAD NAME THIS GOOD DAD AND I WILL KILL YOU.
The Janitor X the Lady Shippers: I can't believe there is still some of us here.
LadyCaster (the Broadcaster X the Lady) Shippers: Let's let that ship DIE.
The Janitor X the Lady Shippers: nOOOO WE WILL SURVIVE!
Little Nightmares Songs Lover: Until you dREAAAAAMMM NOOO MOOOREEEE~~!!!
Newbie: I... I don't know what to say....
JanitorTeacher Shippers: This two. PERFECTION.
The Janitor X the Lady Shippers: How dare you.
JanitorTeacher Shippers: How dare YOU.
The Janitor Fans: Can we call calm down first?!
Five Fans: LOVE THIS PRECIOUS LITTLE BOY SON OF SEVEN!!!
Newbie: HOLD UP, SEVEN'S A FATHER?!
Seven/RK Fans: Always is, always has been...
Theorists: Is Mono the Broadcaster's son? Is this gonna be like the Lady is related to Six all over again? But if Mono is related to the Broadcaster, and he is related to Six.... We'll know who is Six's father! OH GOD I AM TOO INTO THIS.
Loves to Make OCs: Now I gotta make an OC for Six, an OC for Seven.... and another OC for Mono
Regular Fans: Yet another fanart with the LN kids like anime.
Fanartist #1: SHUT UP AND ENJOY.
Fanartist #2: But there is that artist tho who draws so awesome. It's so 3d and PERFECT.
Fanartist #1: LET'S GO DRAW SOME MORE!
Fanfic Writer #1: I have made yet another AU for this kids. Well it's always an AU when Seven's alive. Look at them being happy, like what they truely deserve...
Fanfic Writer #1: Now lET THE ANGST AND DESPAIR BEGIN *laughs like Monokuma*
Fanfic Writer #2: Let's get wILD with sHiPPiNg.
The Lady X Six Shippers: Can you--
Fanfic Writer #2: NO.
Newbie: Okay. This is cool!
Older LN Fangirl: G r e a t.
Newbie: ... why?
All of the fans: Cuz, you're never going out.
All of the fans: Welcome to the little nightmare, *laughs evilly*
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Lmao, I love this.
I love the Theorists so much.
Kay bye!
Wattpad: Publish Finished.