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-Saturday- 3:23 a.m
Jirou: What the fuck did I just walk into?!
Midoriya: 3AM problems
Uraraka: why are you guys up?
Midoriya: Insomnia
Sero: what exactly did you see???
Jirou: Kaminari, Midoriya, Todoroki, Tokoyami, Shinso, and Aizawa are T-posing in the kitchen.
Iida: Guys come on not again.
Iida: Go to sleep.
Kaminari: no you BiTcH
Iida: what the fuck you just call me?!
Jirou: Iida!!
Momo: What happened to you?!
Jirou: Now Iida's T-posing...
Momo: who broke Iida?!?!
Bakugou: I did!
Jirou: why?
Bakugou: He's my boyfriend
Jirou: that explains it.
Iida: Sweetcheeks come give me kisses?
Bakugou: sure.
Momo: What is happening-?
Jirou: I'm not even sure anymore.
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-Saturday- 7:03 a.m
Kirishima: What the hell happened last night?
Jirou: I'm just as confused-
Momo: One good thing is Bakugou and Iida finally came out as a couple...bad news is Iida is broken.
Kirishima: oh no poor Iida...but good job Bakubro!
Bakugou: Thanks shitty hair.
Kirishima: 😊
Ojiro: Oh My Lord!!!
Kirishima: What? What happened???
Ojiro: I am officially T r a u m a t I z e d
Momo: What is it Ojiro?
Ojiro: I went to go get something to drink and I look in the common room to see Kaminari and Midoriya making out!! I mean tongues shoved down each other's throats!!
Mina: oh my god I just seen them too. Deku just picked up Kaminari and is bringing him into Kaminari's room!!
Kirishima: oh shit-
Kirishima: Todoroki?
Todoroki: Yes???
Kirishima: Can you and Momo soundproof everyone's room with yo rich money?
Todoroki: Sure babe.
Everyone except Todokiri: ...
Mina: when the fuck did this happen?!
Kirishima: Since yesterday...
Bakugou: you motherfucker!
Kirishima: you hid yours for a week.
Bakugou: That's different! We weren't ready yet!
Momo: That is true!!
Kirishima: fine! You win!!
Bakugou: Yes!!
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Same day 12:31 p.m
Aizawa: Why is Kirishima crying??? DO I NEED TO KILL A BITCH?!
Kirishima: No. I just need some advice...
Aizawa: Oh ok, come to the teachers lounge. Is it ok that Hazashi is here?
Kirishima: yeah...
Aizawa: Okay, come on, I have Hot Chocolate and you can curl up in my sleeping bag.
Kirishima: Thanks Dadzawa.
Aizawa: No problem shark child.
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1:15 p.m
Kirishima: Guys I gotta tell you guys something.
Mina: Go ahead Kiri we're all here.
Kirishima: Well, um, I'm uh
Bakugou: Take your time and tell them they'll support you I promise you're my best bro.
Kirishima: Thanks Bakubro, so, I'm, transgender.
Midoriya: Yay Kiri!! We support you!!
Kaminari: Yeah!!
Todoroki: I'm proud of you baby.
Kirishima: Thanks Sho!!❤️💖
Kirishima: Thanks guys!!
Mina: No problem Kirishima!! Guys let's have a movie night to celebrate everyone!!
Bakugou: Yeah sure that'd be cool I guess.
Midoriya: This is gonna be sooo fuuuunnn!
Kaminari: Yep!!
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2:34 p.m
Midoriya added Monoma to the chat.
Monoma: whatup fuckers?!
Midoriya: Sup Monobabe!
Kaminari: Hey Monobaby!
Bakugou: Sup Monobabes!
Iida: Hi Monobabi!
Kirishima: wtf???
Monoma: They're my platonic husbands!!
Uraraka: oh! Hey Monoma!
Monoma: Hey.
Monoma: Husbands come cuddle me!! Now!!
Midoriya: Of course Noma!
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4: 27 p.m
Monoma: Babes can I add Kendou?
Bakugou: Yeah go ahead!
Monoma added Kendou to the chat.
Kendou: Hi guys!!
Uraraka: Hey Kendou!!
Kendou: Hi Ocha!!
Mina: Hi Kendou!
Kendou: Hi Ash!
Monoma: Hey Boyfriends? I'm adding our other boyfriend.
Aoyama: Okay my fabulous king~!💫💖✨
Monoma added Shinso to the chat.
Shinso: Hey babes.
Sero: Hey Hitoshi!
Aoyama: Hi~! 💫💖✨
Monoma: Heya!
Midoriya: Hitoshi you know we're both disappointments right?
Shinso: How?
Midoriya: We broke the #1 rule...
Shinso: Oh shit you right-
Aizawa: What was the number one rule?
Midoriya: Don't fall in love with a loud blond...
Shinso: Don't fall in love with a loud blond...
Aizawa: what did you both do?
Shinso: we fell in love with loud blondes
Aizawa: You're both grounded.
Midoriya: says the whore-
Aizawa: didn't we agree never to talk about that?
Shinso: I mean you was a whore-
Yamada: I mean he still is-
Mina: what's going on?!
Yamada: oop we said too much- abort,abort mission-
Shinso has left the chat.
Midoriya has left the chat
Aizawa has left the chat.
Yamada has left the chat.
Kaminari: ok then.
Todoroki: we're not gonna talk about that???
Bakugou: Nope-
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8:30 p.m
Kaminari added Midoriya to the chat.
Midoriya: who the fuck did it?!
Monoma: Did what?
Midoriya: Someone tried to tell Kami I cheated on him!!
Kaminari: it was Uraraka! she said she wanted you all too herself and tried to say you cheated on me last night which is not true because we were with each other last night.
Everyone except Uraraka: YOU BITCH!!
Koda: 👎😾😿
Midoriya: translation: That's not nice!! I don't like you any more!!
Uraraka: I did no such thing!
Kaminari: I got proof!
Kaminari sent 1 screenshot.
Screenshot.
Uraraka: Kaminari I just seen Deku cheating on you!!
Kaminari: No you didn't.
Uraraka: Yes I did.
Kaminari: How when he's asleep right next to me holding me!
Uraraka: Fine I lied!! But I'll get Deku all to myself. He won't even look at your slut ass anymore.
Kaminari: 1) He loves me with his whole being. 2) The only thing I'm a slut for is his dick that you can never have.
Uraraka: Ugh! You whore! You'll see he'll be mine no problem.
Kaminari: Whatever, shut up and stop texting me with your toxic bitch ass.
Kaminari has blocked Uraraka.
Screenshot over.
Bakugou: You little bitch!!
Aizawa: How dare you try to fuck with my son's relationship you little shit.
Uraraka: Both of your fucking son's are little bitches!!
Todoroki: You whore I'm about to freeze you to death!!
Tsuyu: I'm about to rip off your kneecaps and beat you with them.
Shinso: I'm goona beat you with a fucking metal bat.
Aizawa: I'm gonna strangle you with my scarf.
Yamada: I'm gonna make your ears bleed.
Iida: I'm gonna stab you 4,000 times.
Jirou: I'm gonna bust your eardrums.
Koda: 🐜 🔥 🛏
Midoriya: translation: I'm gonna stuff your bed with fire ants.
Bakugou: I'm gonna blow you up limb from limb.
Kirishima: I'm gonna carve out your nonexistent heart.
Mina: I'm gonna melt you with my acid.
Tokoyami: I'll release Dark shadow on you in the forest at midnight.
Ojiro: I'll beat you with my tail.
Monoma: I'll decapitate you.
Sero: I'll cut out your eyeballs and feed them to you.
Shoji: I'll cut out all your organs.
Toru: I'll break all your fingers and toes.
Kendou: I'll beat you with my big fists.
Aoyama: I'll laser your broke ass.
Satou: I'll make you choke on your own blood once I slit your throat.
Kaminari: I'll electrocute you for double crossing the love of my life!!
Uraraka: Ugh you're all trash!!
Midoriya: You know what I want your broke ass to leave UA. Toxic people like you don't deserve to be here.
Uraraka: Fine! You bitch!!
Everyone except Urabitch: AND THAT'S ON PERIOD!!!
Aizawa kicked Uraraka from the chat.
I can't remember the last time a chapter was ever this long.
Word count: 1,179