Our Fav Songs from Bart Baker

By Jayron_Dee

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So this is my other book guys! Enjoy! P.S = do not comment any harsh comments. Warning: MATURE LANGUAGE YOU A... More

Anaconda Parody
Break Free Parody
Shake It Off Parody
Fancy Parody
Problem Parody
Wiggle Parody
Booty Parody
Rude Parody
Blurred Lines Parody
Dark Horse Parody
We Can't Stop Parody
Wrecking Ball Parody
We Are One (Ole Ola) Parody
Animals Parody
Hello Kitty Parody
Happy Parody
All About That Bass Parody
Love Me Harder Parody
I Knew You Were Trouble Parody
Hangover Parody
Can't Remember To Forget You Parody
The Monster Parody
Applause Parody
Adore You Parody
Royals Parody
Blank Space Parody
Lips Are Movin Parody
Confident Parody
All That Matters Parody
22 Parody
Best Song Ever Parody
What About Love Parody
Bound 2 Parody
Gentleman Parody
Kiss You Parody
Started From The Bottom Parody
Thrift Shop Parody
Scream & Shout Parody
Gangnam Style Parody
Boyfriend Parody
What Makes You Beautiful Parody
Uptown Funk Parody
Call Me Maybe Parody
Elastic Heart Parody
Sugar Parody
I Really Like You Parody
FourFiveSeconds Parody
Style Parody

Pour It Up Parody

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Whore it up, whore it up that’s how we ball out.
Acting like a huge slut is what makes cash now

Madonna started it making mad money with her big pointy golden tits
That chick was slutty
Paved the way for more talented new clebrities
Who use sex to sell all their shit
Case and point Miley
All she does is stick out her tongue and twerk her ass cheeks
Uses her oral fixation to sell her CD
She’s trying to be the white me
Well good luck honey
First you need to get your ass beat then run back to Breezy
Kesha is a total ho too plus she’s an alcy
Who can’t sing without auto-tune
Thanks technology
But she still went triple platinum by being slutty
And by sleeping inside bathtubs
They’re really comfy

You don’t need to have talent
Just be like Nicki and show off your fake body
And soon you’ll be really rich
Thanks to surgery I’ve sold 5 million CDs

Ho it ho it up
Watch your money pile high

Whore it up, whore it up let your tits fall out
Ho it up, ho it up make your fake ass bounce
Whore it up, whore it up that’s how we stand out

Britney Spears yea she knows what’s up that bitch is crazy
Loved to flash her disgusting muff outside of parties
Look at her now she rich as fuck
So show yo pussy
If you wanna be rich like us
It’s that damn easy
Who could forget about Kim K and her huge booty
She needs 2 seats on an airplane that thing is scary
Got famous by fucking Ray J
Now I have herpes
Goes to show that being a skank can land you Kanye

You don’t need to have talent
Just be like Paris and suck tons and tons of dicks
Then release garbage music
That is what I did and now I’m super famous

Whore it up, whore it up film yourself sleeping with guys
Whore it up, whore it up let your vag hang out
Ho it up ho it up put things in your mouth
Whore it up, whore it up that’s how we stand out

Stop the music! Stop the damn music! What the hell wrong with you bitches, you can’t sing! You can’t dance. All you good at is being hoes. Which gives me an idea. How would you bitches like to use your talent to make some real money.

[CELEBRITY HOOKERS] 

You want the best of both worlds.

I know you like this big boy, you wanna get …

Now that’s what I’m talking about!

Hey baby you want to suck…

Bitches you better have my money!

I’ll wreck your balls.

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