Our Fav Songs from Bart Baker

Style Parody

At last I've found a man who won't leave me fast

Great a-ss

And when I drone on he's doesn't talk back

In the bedroom

Oh...

He lets me do all the things that I like to do

When we screw.

Oh yeaaaahhhhhh

And even though this song's title is 'Style'

It's not at all about Harry Styles

You can see I'm over that guy!

This video is a boring piece of sh-it.

I don't know why anyone would even want to watch it

It's just a lame rip-off of True Detective's credits

Mixed with a bad film school thesis

It's so fucking pretentious

I went way over budget on 'Blank Space'

I destroyed a vintage sports car it was such a waste

That's why this vid is just crap projected on my face

And these pieces of broken glass

These pieces of broken glass

I'm psycho

By now everyone in the world knows

But I don't

Act all crazy in this video

I'll play nice girl

Oh

And ever though I'm the devil I'll fool the world

I'll fool the world! (HA-HA-HA-HA!)

This song sounds like the soundtrack of 'Drive'

With its cheesy eighties synth vibe

And that annoying funk guitar line

I'm going to use a Satanic ritual

To bring you to life so you're not just a big doll

You'll be my real boyfriend and you'll always make me smile

And we both will kill Harry Styles

We'll skin and kill Harry Styles!

We're here to stop you Taylor

You are sick

This is the last time that you write about me you b-itch!

You can't stop me! (RAAAAH)

Oh yes we can. (RAAAAH) (RAAAAH) (RAAAAH) (RAAAAH)

Boys unzip your pants

Let's use our One Erection power

Our gigantic One D power!

Looks like the work is done, lads.

Hey, that mannequin will be a great replacement for Zain.

By Golly, You're Right: he's hot and he's got no brains, he's perfect!

(Yeahhh...)

Come on...

Where the hell is that mannequin, that crazy b-itch stole for me.

This will work....yeah...

MONTHS LATER AT SOME SH-IT MALL