70 Deadly Wattpad Sins (The B...

By Tyro31

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We all know exactly what we should be doing, in order to make it big on Wattpad... but what about the stuff w... More

Sin #01: All About Grammar (Grammer? Grammor?)
Sin #02: Everyone Is Your Enemy (Even you...)
Sin #03: Character Interest (Why won't they die already?)
Sin #04: Being A Prude (Excuse me? How very dare you!)
Sin #05: Write! (Oh, is that what writers do?!)
Sin #06: The Promiser (Liar liar, pants on fire!)
Sin #07: Know Your Followers (What? I'm being followed?!)
Sin #08: Setting Up Dialogue (Who said that? I'm lost already!)
Sin #09: Repetition (Repetition, Repetition, Repetition)
Sin #10: Mary Sue (Mary Who?)
Sin #11: How To Look Pretty (And 70 other makeup hacks you won't believe!)
Sin #12: Know When To Fold (Go Fish!)
Sin #13: Eluding Ellipses (ft. Em-dash and company)
Sin #14: Chekhov's Gun (Say hello to my litto fwen'!)
Sin #15: Life After Wattpad (Is there life on Maaaaaars?)
Sin #16: Swapping POVs (AFK, BRB)
Sin #17: Limited Or Omniscient POV? (Get out of my head!)
Sin #18: Slam Poetry (Look. A door. Get out.)
Sin #19: Know Your Followers, Part 2 (The Revenge!)
Sin #20: Had A Bad Day (Urgh.)
Sin #21: Chips Or Crisps? (The British are coming!)
Sin #22: Keeping Scope (360 NOSCOPE 1337 HAXORSLULUL)
Sin #23: Being Sensible (What nonsense!)
Sin #24: Experimenting (It's not just for college!)
Sin #25: Show And Don't Tell (Seriously, you're sooo boring)
Sin #26: Why I'm Leaving Wattpad (Goodbye.)
Sin #27: Friend-fiction (Causes friction!)
Sin #28: Attack Of The Straw Men (Trigger Warning: Politics)
Sin #29: Stuff And Things (Big no-no words!)
Sin #30: Symbolism (FFS! It's just a green light, Gatsby!)
Sin #31: What's in a name? (DIY, lazybones!)
Sin #32: Chapter Length (What are you writing, a novel?)
Sin #33: Finishing What You Started (Hello stranger!)

---- 70 Deadly Wattpad Sins ----

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By Tyro31

In this book, you will find the answers to the following questions:

Why is my story not getting enough reads/votes?

Why are people leaving negative comments?

Why did this person unfollow me?

It isn't usually something that you did, but rather something you didn't do that results in the above questions being asked. Don't let it get to you, fight back and improve upon yourself!

In this space, I'll demonstrate what not to do on Wattpad, and how to avoid sinning... all in the interest of guiding you lot into Wattpad Heaven. (Don't worry, that's a GOOD thing.)

70 Deadly Wattpad Sins will be a side project for me, but I'll aim to update with a new sin every other day or so until the book is complete.

Above everything else, it is my intention to help everyone who reads this become a better writer/editor/critic/demon, and to do so in the most sarcastic way imaginable.

Be lucky, and stay sinless!

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